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Chapter 44

Erqiji's live broadcast room, because they went up the mountain late at night, attracted many people to flock to his live broadcast room to watch.

When the two were halfway up, they stopped.

The audience in the live broadcast room could clearly hear the gasping of the two.

Barrage:

"Wocio, have these two brothers been to the health care before coming?"

"This body is so weak!"

"I won't change people, right? I haven't seen him so weak before?"

"The live broadcast in the past was just a real mountain climbing and there was no road. Now if you walk on the mountain road, you are still breathing?"

"Fake!"

"There are proxy games, but I didn't expect there are proxy climbing at the same time!"

"What's so strange? Parkour has many fake videos."

"I guess I'm afraid of tigers, so the substitute didn't dare to go on, so they had to go on them in person. Unexpectedly, their bodies couldn't bear it."

"The substitute is not afraid of tigers, but of the old man's curse spear!"

"Come from Teacher Ma's live broadcast room, admire the two of you who are brave and send a rocket!"

"I'm really stupid. Haven't I heard local legends?"

"Don't worry, as long as you don't want to steal things, you won't fall down."

Huh, a rocket roared past.

The anchor immediately shouted: "Old Tie, what an old Tie!"

"Thanks to the Rockets, Lao Tie 666!"

"To be honest, it's not a substitute. I used to be a real person climbing, but tonight it was also a real person climbing."

"I just don't know why, why are you so tired tonight?"

"There is really no big health care. When we saw the video of the tiger entering the village, we immediately packed up our things and rushed over. There was no time."

"Take a breath, take a break, and discuss it by the way." Er kicked left.

"I said brother, after I get up, for safety, we'll spend the night in the tree."

The second kicker asked right, "What are you afraid of?"

"I'm afraid the tiger will come out in the middle of the night." Zuo kicked.

He kicked right and said disapprovingly: "Afraid? Are you afraid that the tiger will come out to pee in the middle of the night, or are you afraid that the tiger will come out to shit in the middle of the night?"

"Are you afraid that the tiger will come out to inspect the territory?"

He sang in a posture that his relatives did not recognize his steps and said, "The king asked me to patrol the mountains and go out in the middle of the night."

He patted his left shoulder and said, "Don't worry, the tiger can't come out. The door is closed and the wall is six meters high. How can it come out? I know why I built a six-meter-high wall, but I'm afraid that the tiger will come out and hurt people."

Left kicked and said, "But this tiger is not an ordinary tiger. It can understand human words and can hold a rice bowl and a night pearl. Maybe this tiger has secretly learned to open the door."

"Don't believe it. There are videos on the Internet, dogs, cats, and monkeys, and they will open the door by themselves."

He kicked right and scratched his head, saying, "After you said that, I remember there was such a video. I have seen it. This tiger is a big cat, and it is hard to say that it won't open the door."

"But it's not safe for you to sleep on a tree, tigers can climb trees."

"We can set a warning bell on the tree. If a tiger wants to climb the tree, it will trigger the warning bell and wake us up."

"It makes sense. As long as we shout to call the old man out to help us, the tiger will not dare to eat us again." He kicked right nodded.

Zuo Kick explained to the audience in the live broadcast room: "The friends who watched our live broadcast for the first time may not know why we still brought bells when we came out. In fact, bringing bells is the standard for veteran hikers."

"The bell can let your companions know their position and warn those beasts."

"The bell can be used to set up a cordon that can alarm when camping. Once a wild beast or a venomous snake touches it, it can make us alert in time."

"Finally, if you lose contact or unfortunately fall off a cliff, you can also use a bell to ask for help. This not only saves effort and avoids thirst in your throat, but also makes sounds for a long time without worrying about missing out for help."

"So, as senior and professional mountaineering hikers, we all carry bells with us. And, more than one."

Right kick also said: "Someone may ask, why didn't you hear it just now?"

"Isn't this simple? We are afraid that the ringtone will attract the tiger's attention and do not let the bell make a sound."

Left kick said, "After a rest, I feel my strength has recovered."

"I think I can continue, too." Right kicked, "I think I found the reason why we were breathing."

"Why?"

"Because we were actually burdened just now, but we didn't know. Because we subconsciously worry about being eaten by a tiger at night, we are under a lot of mental stress."

After saying the right kick, the left kick immediately understood. He had been doing live broadcast with the right kick for many years, and the two cooperated well. He said: "So we are under great pressure and we are not relaxing, so we are exhausted."

He kicked his fingers right and said, "Bingo!"

"Did you find out? After solving the sleeping problem, we relaxed and we are no longer panting now."

He said like a supporting actor with his left kick: "The feet are no longer numb, the legs are also neat, and the walking is also strong."

He kicked right and continued to go up the mountain without recognizing his relatives, singing as he walked:

"The king asked me to patrol the mountains and come out in the middle of the night to make a walk."

Suddenly, the style changed and a rap came:

"It's a rumor that people are afraid of tigers! What's the terrible thing about a sick tiger? Eternal prejudice, I'll overturn it! If a tiger dares to come, I'll be a slip shovel!"

In the rap room, I also made a sliding shovel posture.

Barrage:

"Uncle, you have exposed your age!"

"Tianluwa, what kind of ancient nursery rhyme is this?"

"Anchors aren't afraid of a slippery shovel and sliding down the mountain?"

"It's such a dark mountain road, and you dare to take a slip shovel. If you fall down, you will know what it means to not die if you don't commit suicide."

"The tiger has heard it long ago without the bells."

"A common sense in science is that in addition to being sensitive to hearing, tigers also have extraordinary sense of smell."

"Even if the anchor doesn't make a sound, the tiger will have already smelled the smell on their bodies."

"Full of aura."

"The tiger jumped out and roared, and the anchor fell down the mountain in fear!"

Just as the barrage in the live broadcast room was filled with joy, an accident happened.

He kicked right and saw the barrage and said, "When I played in the World Cup, I used to play with a slippery shovel and shovel the referee out of the field."

"Smash down the mountain? It's impossible, it's impossible for a lifetime!"

As he said that, he made another slip shovel. As a result, this time, something really happened.

He couldn't control his strength, so he fell out and fell directly outside the cliff.

Fortunately, he reacted in time, grabbed the edge with one hand and said:

"Wocio, almost reimbursed. It was really a stumble. Fortunately, I was agile, parkour, and mountaineering. A kite turned over and grabbed the edge of the cliff."

"Old guys, I'm using my life to do live broadcasts. Why don't you give me some rewards!"

The barrage was filled with exclamation and 666 flew past.

Gifts such as planes and rockets are also delivered in time.

As the right kick said, it is very dangerous, it is just to use your life to broadcast live. It makes everyone shocking, dangerous and exciting.

Therefore, calling friends has attracted more people and their popularity has increased rapidly.

The right kick seemed to be in a hurry, but in fact he stepped on a stone under his feet, which felt very stable and would not be a big deal.

Besides, he is not alone, and he has companions on it. He just needs to reach out and pull him up.
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