39, August 18, the scumbag movie emperor (6)
[Survival in the Wild] It was on the topic list just the first day, with its own comparison pictures and netizens have their own subtitles.
The first one is that the Ghost Team is wrapped in a blanket, shaking together, and the Ghost Team is full of confidence, "Don't be afraid, the Ghost Team must be worse than us!"
In the second picture, Wei Mingyan and Song Qi were also surrounded by a blanket. The Storm was snuggling obediently in his blanket, leaning against the two of them. In the warm fire, the two people around the blanket were smiling and eating grilled fish, with a relaxed expression.
There are also videos edited by Pipi Shrimp netizens, first of which was the warm grilled fish from the Best Actor Team. BGM: Today is a good day.
After singing happily for a long time, the style of painting changed. When we arrived at the Song God Team, the few of us gathered together and shivered.
[Snowflakes flutter, the north wind whistles ~ the world is vast~]
This strong contrast makes the audience burst into laughter. The key is that the two teams are far apart, and the Song Gods insists that the Best Actor Team is as miserable as them, and may even be even more miserable.
The next day, the Song God Team finally came out of the blanket pitifully. Because there was no fire and no tent, the three of them had to form a group and barely spend the night.
When they woke up in the morning, the three of them were full of fighting spirit and were about to set off to start their survival. Before leaving, Wu Da Ge suggested: "Brother, you sing a song, it suits our current artistic conception!"
The audience knew that he was going to do something big when he looked at Brother Wu Da’s confident look. At the critical moment, the God of Song opened his voice.
"Holding steamed buns in your hands..."
【puff!!!!】
【Hahahahaha I'm eating, do you want it to be so skinny!!】
[Hahaha, look at Brother Wu Da’s expression, and he looks desperate, hahaha!!]
I have to say that the God of Songs is really very diverse. I guess he will be popular after the end of this show.
Let’s look at the perspective of the actors.
The two of them took the Storm to observe the surrounding environment everywhere. Wei Mingyan stretched out his hand in the air with a contemplative look. Three seconds later, he spoke heavily in Song Qi's inexplicable expression, "It will rain tonight."
Song Qi was really confused, "How did you see it?"
Why didn’t she know that Wei Mingyan also has the function of rain measurement?
Wei Mingyan could see that after spending the night with the two of them squeezed in a tent last night, Song Qi's attitude towards him improved a lot, and his words became more and more like when they were in love before.
The man was a little happy because of this discovery. He pointed to the dew on the tree next to him, "Look, water."
It pointed to the clear sky again, "It will rain on this island at about 8 o'clock tonight, so we must prepare early."
Song Qi looked at the dew on the branches in confusion, and then looked at the sky that looked like it was raining no matter how hard it looked, and asked in a suspicious tone, "Can you see if it rains?"
The audience who are watching the live broadcast also began to speculate.
[I heard that experienced fishermen can judge when it rains based on the air humidity. Are you judging by Brother Yan just now?]
[Brother Yan has this trick? He is so versatile!]
[Don't be too happy too early, what if he guessed wrongly]
Just as the barrage was getting more and more, on the screen, the man curled his lips confidently and smiled, showing a handsome smile that broke the sky, "I looked at the weather forecast before coming."
Song Qi: "…"
audience:"……"
Wei Mingyan turned to Song Qi and smiled proudly, "Let's go, let's move!"
His expression was very complicated, and he seemed to want to express his reserve, but his expression was also emitting a message: praise me quickly, praise me quickly!
Song Qi wanted to laugh when she saw the man like this, her expression became more and more relaxed, and she asked with some amusement, "Then why did you do that just now?"
"Didn't I just finished filming the role of the national teacher? He was like this when he asked for rain."
As he said that, Wei Mingyan stretched out his hand, twisted the air in a mysterious way, squinted his eyes slightly, and said in a calm voice, "Don't panic, it will rain tonight."
I have to say that the actor's acting skills are really good. Although he is wearing modern clothes and holding a knife in his hand, the temperament of the national master still emerges. Song Qi couldn't help laughing and slapped him on the shoulder, "National Master, you are a drama master."
The man turned around and reached out and made a standard request, "Huangsang, let's move!"
[2333333 is gentle like jade! Who is this funny guy?]
[Look at the expression of the young lady looking at the crazy one hahahaha!]
[Me, I can't do it anymore. I watched this live broadcast for three times in one meal. I can't do it anymore]
[Did you really not notice Brother Yan’s sentence problem just now? He said that I played a national teacher? When did Brother Yan play a national teacher?]
[Is it a new shot? But his tone seems to be known to Miss Song Qi. Could it be that the two of them know each other?]
【All of them are in the same circle, must we know each other?】
Song Qi did know that Wei Mingyan played the role of the national teacher. In order to figure out this role, the two of them still talked about the lines at home. At that time, the two were still in a passionate relationship, and their nicknames became the national teacher emperor.
I didn't expect that after breaking up, I could still call each other like this.
The Best Actor team confirmed that it would rain at night and started moving. Wei Mingyan carried a big bag and held their stone pot in his hand. The fire was not easy to get, so he had to carefully choose dry wood to carry it.
Song Qi was carrying a smaller bag and holding a few bamboo poles in her hand. She followed the two masters happily, holding a small bag in her mouth, and was very happy to shake her tail.
The Songs Team started hunting. There were pheasants on this small island, but if they were really caught, they would definitely starve to death. So the program team randomly placed domestic chickens in every place. Of course, the place is so big that if you want to eat chicken, you must catch them by yourself.
They were catching chickens now. The God of Song held the wood he picked up on the road in his hand, lurking behind the tree, and was eager to try it out at the big rooster pecking something on the ground.
This is their tenth time failure. If they fail again, the sun will set. Facing their tired teammates, the God of Songs chose to encourage them.
"When we catch this chicken, we will eat it! It is said that they may not even have chickens."
The little girl wiped the sweat from her head forever, "But brother, they have dogs."
The singer said with great affirmation, "It's useless to have a dog! That dog is not a hunting dog. I have a dog at home. His dog is old and it's definitely useless. And Qiqi, that's a little girl. She's okay if you let her cook in the kitchen. She's pretty good. She's clean and obsessed with eating an apple. She has to wash it three times after eating it. After that, she peels it. Catch the chicken? She must catch the year of the monkey and horses!"
"Brother, I'm a little girl too."
God of Song: "...Yueyue, I'll come from here, you come from there, and you are behind your brother Wu, let's catch them together and make braised chicken, okay?"
The little girl held the stick in her hand tightly, with a firm expression on her head, "Okay!"
The God of Song, Wuda Ge, and the Little Girl Yueyue, three form a triangle and start to encircle.
Near, closer, closer...
"Hi!" The sound of sudden intrusion was in a mess. The big rooster was frightened and ran away. Before they could react, a shadow flashed by, and the panic scream sounded in the next second. Then, the three of them looked confused as the big yellow dog was struggling with their wings and struggling slowly walked out.
Its steps were elegant and its tail was shaking calmly. When passing by the trio, it didn't even look at them. It looked straight and reached the man who came out of the grass.
Under the silly sight of the three of them, the legendary old man, who could not be used, nor was a hunting dog, lowered his head and placed the half-dead big rooster at the man's feet, shook his tail and shouted happily at the man, "Wang!"
"The storm is great!" Wei Mingyan was not stingy with compliments, gently stroked the old dog's head and praised it. Sure enough, its tail was shaken even more violently, and he was so happy that he rubbed the man's slender hand.
"Brother, what a coincidence, are you catching chickens?"
Wei Mingyan mentioned the chicken on the ground and handed it to Song Qi who was walking behind him. Seeing that she had taken it, he greeted the three of them with a smile.
"Ah, are you catching a chicken..." As the captain, Song Shen was the first to negotiate in the face of "provocation".
If he loses or loses, he will never let the opponent's actors see their predicament!
After only one night of sight, the three people became much haggard. The man held his bad intentions and asked knowingly, "Where are the chickens you caught?"
The God of Song fell into deep thought, "Ah... in that, in..."
Did he say it's better to be at the base or should he let it go?
Seeing the captain stammeringly, the little girl Yueyue volunteered to answer in a crisp voice, "It's in Sister Qiqi's hands."
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, is this show intentionally not letting me eat hahahahahaha!]
[You can see the expression of the God of Songs, you can't describe your love for life, it's simply hahaha]
[Soundtrack soundtrack: Snowflakes fluttering in the north wind~]
The God of Song had given up pretending to be faced. He quickly glanced at the homes of the two people on the opposite side, and coughed, "Mingyan, Qiqi, did you sleep well last night?"
"It's pretty good. The tent blocks the wind, grills on fire, and eats fish. Brother, have you eaten grilled fish? The fish tastes really good."
God of Song: "...I ate, it's delicious, delicious!"
"Okay, brother, we're leaving first. By the way, I'll give you a free message. It's going to rain tonight, so you can prepare early."
Seeing the two people dressed neatly and clean on their faces leaving, the little girl Yueyue looked up at the captain in confusion: "Brother, when did we eat fish?"
Brother Wuda also asked, "Do we also want to find a place to hide from the rain?"
The God of Song suffered great physical and mental injuries, but he still covered his fragile little heart. He looked up at the weather and narrowed his eyes and found that things were not simple.
"This program team has never told the guests about the weather, and you see that the sky is so clear and the sun is so strong, how could it rain?"
"I understand this boy, I am a thief. He must have deliberately confused the public and wanted us to do something in vain. Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk
Brother Wu Da scratched his head, "But I think Brother Yan is pretty good."
Yueyue agreed with distrust, "Brother, you said before that the storm is useless."
Unexpectedly, the two team members didn't believe their judgment, so the singer had to stabilize the rear first, "You believe me! It would never rain tonight. This is definitely a spoof!"
"Believe me again for the last time, okay?"
"If it rains tonight! I will sing a slim waist live!"
night
The trio sat under the banana leaves, and the drizzle of rain drizzled.
Yueyue was blocked by the two of them and was not stained with rain. She looked at the face of enjoying the sound of rain and slapped it on her face, looking at the God of Song outside with a deep thought, her white and tender little face was full of curiosity.
"Brother, I haven't heard of slim waist before, does it sound good?"
The author has something to say:
The top ten little angels who left messages in this chapter sent red envelopes. Hey hehe, I'm secretly brewing a little surprise. I won't tell you for now, so as not to be inserted by the flag. Good night, little angels, Mijiu!
Chapter completed!