Chapter 2 The Great Wicked, The Great Hungry (Remastered)
When Si Haolan opened the door, the protagonist's stepmother and current Mrs. Si were standing outside the door.
Mrs. Si was slightly surprised to see Si Haolan open the door, but immediately changed into a soft smile and said to him in a gentle voice: "Lanlan, you finally don't get angry, come and have a meal."
There is such a common little villain in every novel, such as this stepmother, which is the same as it was created on the assembly line.
This type of mass-produced stepmother usually appears to be kind, but she is sinister and vicious likes to wear small shoes for the protagonist behind the scenes, and then she will be forced to surrender her intelligence and slap her in the face later. The main purpose is to establish a beautiful image of the protagonist not fearing power.
"Rebirth: I Married with the King of the Actors After Escape" is a Danmei novel. The original owner was born into a wealthy family. It was just the kind of tragic character who died when he was a child, his father married another stepmother, and his stepmother gave birth to a younger brother. So his younger brother was arrogant and willful, his stepmother was insidious, his own father turned aside and the manager ignored him, and the whole family was a tragic character who acted as a mighty person on the protagonist's head.
The original owner's father had a mediocre business experience, but he was determined to invest and expand his business. As a result, his own business was broken and he was on the verge of bankruptcy. He was in urgent need of money, so the family discussed it and decided to sell the protagonist.
They sold the original owner to the young master of the Ke family as his wife, and the Ke family gave the original owner's father a large amount of money as a bridge payment to help the protagonist's family overcome difficulties.
What a happy thing.
Most people who just need to use money to buy their wives have problems themselves.
The young master of the Ke family is named Ke Lin. He has legs and cannot walk. He is said to be suffering from chronic diseases. Not only does he have physical problems, but his personality is strange and moody, and he is said to be very psychologically abnormal.
Seeing that he was at the age of getting married, but the ladies from home were unwilling to marry him, he wanted to buy a male wife.
As for why I bought a man as a spouse, Si Haolan probably thought it was because it was cheaper.
The original book is a rebirth novel. The beginning of the novel is that the protagonist is reborn on the night he married the villain.
Then the protagonist went back to the past, slapped his best relatives and villains all the way, and then entered the entertainment industry and flew with the actors.
The protagonist at the beginning of the novel has just been reborn, and at this time he is using a long-standing method to passively resist the upcoming marriage.
That is a hunger strike.
That's why Si Haolan is so hungry.
Si Haolan read the book once, but didn't take it seriously. The things that happened to the characters in the book had nothing to do with him. If those people came to cause trouble for him, just deal with it.
So he didn't take the stepmother in front of him seriously at all, and was too lazy to pay attention to the little thoughts of these mother-in-law and mother. He swayed downstairs and walked towards the dining room to have dinner as if he hadn't seen someone standing next to him.
Mrs. Si rolled her eyes behind him and followed him downstairs.
Si Haolan had the memory of the protagonist in the book. He walked to the dining room with a familiarity and sat down at the dining table first. He put his hand on the table impatiently and tapped the table with his fingertips.
The rest of the Si family walked into the dining room and looked at Si Haolan, who was sitting in the chief like the master, and all looked surprised.
A few days ago, a person who was passively resisting the fact that he didn't eat or drink suddenly changed his mind. Not only did he leave the room, but he also put on airs.
Mrs. Si blamed her face, but her tone was still gentle, saying, "Lanlan, your father hasn't served the table yet, how could he sit down first? It's too unruly."
The original owner's half-brother was also on the side, and Si Haolan became popular when he saw the boy.
The youngest son of the Si family is only in his teenage years and has been well-nourished since he was a child. In addition, his mother is spoiled, eating well every day is overnutrition, weight exceeds the standard, and the face is round, and the flesh on his cheeks looks like he can pull his hands.
I was so hungry that my chest was pressed against my back. This kid was as fat as a pig, and he was so angry that he looked at it.
He was upset when he saw the fat man, and he became even hungry when he was upset, and after he became even more hungry, he became angry from his heart.
"I'm just the rule." If he hadn't been counting on eating, he would have smashed the whole place. He directed several people from the Si family and said, "Dinner!"
Mrs. Si wanted to say something else, but the protagonist's father Si Yinian quickly winked at his wife and sat down at the table as Si Haolan wanted.
As a supporting character with a name in the original book, Si Yinian's main function is to provide the protagonist with a father. The protagonist is also a human being, right? He also needs a father. He can't jump out of the stone. The system didn't know what method was used to let Si Haolan walk into the book intact, and just replaced the original owner in the book. His name and appearance were his own and he did not change. Even the original owner's family's surname was changed to Si's surname with him.
For the first time, a father changed his surname because his son changed his personality.
However, Si Yinian didn't know about this situation. His personality was still consistent with the past, and he was only concerned about himself, otherwise he would not have done anything to sell his son.
Finally, his son stopped making trouble and was willing to leave the room. Si Yinian thought of following him first, and then slowly advised him to sacrifice himself to fulfill his life and devote his life to the Si family's family business to go to the Ke family honestly.
Mrs. Si understood her husband's thoughts, so she could only endure it first and sit down.
The meal finally started.
The Si family is also not poor. Although it is in a financial crisis now, it is not enough to cut the food, so the table of dishes is still quite sumptuous.
In the eyes of the other three people in the Si family, an ordinary meal seemed different to Si Haolan.
He lives in the mountains every day. Most of the people who come to serve him are from aristocratic families or Taoist scholars. They are all from those who can't cook, or when cooking, they pay attention to conditioning and health care. They are not willing to let go of clear soup, but have no water or salt. In addition, because of Si Haolan's power, no one will pass by the mountain. All the travelers take a detour. Even a bandit refuses to come to set up a village. There is no source of ingredients and condiments. He eats wild vegetables and beast meat every day, which is astringent and tiring, and birds are about to fade out of his mouth.
He usually doesn't eat well on the mountain, and he was hungry after just passing by. Now he faces these foods as if he sees delicacies in the mountains and seas, and then picks up chopsticks and starts eating.
Si Yinian only thought he was hungry on a hunger strike and didn't care about his rudeness, but Mrs. Si was different. She just held back her breath, and now she saw that Si Haolan was looking down on her and was happy, so she couldn't stand Si Haolan's happiness, so she began to turn around and mock Si Haolan.
Si Haolan was eating and didn't listen to what Mrs. Si was talking about. He just felt his ears buzzing.
This reminded him of his time on the mountain. One day, a blue bird suddenly flew over his cave. The blue bird coming from the west was said to be the messenger of the immortal king. The birds were chirping in his ears. His subordinates said that the blue birds were auspicious signs.
Mrs. Si spoke in a soft tone, and it sounded like a bird chirping, which made Si Haolan feel a little nostalgic.
While listening to Mrs. Si scolding him in a gentle voice - of course he did not pay attention to the specific content of Mrs. Si's words, he also turned his eyes to Fatty Si.
The young master of the Si family was spoiled and became a little bully. He usually followed him in everything when he walked sideways at home. Today he actually found that the roast pork he liked was placed in front of Si Haolan, so he was very unhappy. He got used to snatching the original owner's things and muttered, "Why are you going so far?" He stood up and reached out and wanted to take away the whole plate of meat in front of Si Haolan.
Si Haolan's dark and faint eyes stared at the evil little fleshy hand that stretched out.
Under the background sound of Mrs. Si nagging like a bird's chirping, Si Haolan suddenly took the chopsticks and sucked the fat little hand that coveted the roast pork in front of him.
I want to steal my meat, but I have no way to eat it.
"Ao!"
Fatty Si screamed, interrupting his mother's muttering, retracted his hand and covered his chest, and tears burst out from his pain.
Mrs. Si was shocked and hurriedly pulled her son's hand to look at it. She found two red chopstick marks on the back of her fleshy hands.
"Si Haolan! Why are you bullying a child?" Mrs. Si felt so angry that she felt sorry for her son, and her tone rose several times and almost screamed.
Si Haolan thought that the blue bird at his door was like this, and he was so angry that he was screaming all day long.
I was so annoyed that I killed them all.
"Shut up!" Si Haolan put down his chopsticks and slapped them on the dining table.
The bird that kept beating was finally grabbed by him. After plucking the hair, it was set on the fire and roasted. The fairy birds from the west were unusual. They didn't add seasonings and were all fresh in flavor. They were much better than pheasants. They didn't eat the meat at all and wanted to eat it.
He slapped the table and made a huge noise, which made everyone stunned. Mrs. Si thought she had turned against her. Si Haolan just wanted to go to the Ke family and became famous. She was about to curse a few times, but suddenly glanced at the table in front of her, and her face changed instantly.
A crack spread across the entire tabletop on the Si family's marble dining table, and the table was about to be divided into two halves.
The crack was too big, and it stretched from Si Haolan's hand to the other end. It was obviously what he photographed just now.
Everyone was shocked.
Si Haolan raised his hand and looked at it carefully, but his heart was ups and downs and shocked.
If it were put in the past, he would have collapsed with just a shot of it, but now he is just taking a crack...
He tried to mobilize the breath in his body and found that all his magical power and cultivation were gone.
There is no concept of spiritual power cultivation in the world of this book. It is a legal society, and it is not allowed to cultivate immortals and become spiritual after the founding of the country.
He almost wanted to raise his head and sigh, "Good luck makes people feel bad."
After all, it was all because of the tortoise son who complained to him that he was allowed to travel here.
Fortunately, he seemed to be still strong, and he could even beat the table by just slapping it. His strength has not weakened, so it would be no problem to educate a few ordinary people.
Si Yinian's bodyguard outside the dining room. He heard a loud noise inside. Out of professional ethics, he immediately rushed into the dining room to see what was going on.
When Si Haolan saw someone coming in, he thought that there were still servants in this family and he could just come and serve him.
When the bodyguard broke in, he found that two adults of the Si family were staring at the table, while the young master held his hands and screamed. The young master, who usually had no sense of presence, was looking at him with a pair of black and white eyes.
Why does the eldest young master's eyes shine green...
Then I heard Si Haolan say, "Get the rice cooker."
What? The bodyguard thought he had heard it wrong.
Si Haolan thought to himself why the servant is so dull, go get the pot quickly.
Chapter completed!