Chapter 8 Unemployment on the first day of work(1/2)
Chapter 8 Unemployment on the first day of work
"Son smash!"
Speaking of this, Zhou Yuanzhi slowed down and said slowly after a long time:
"Since the pre-Qin period, the spiritual energy on earth has become very small. Since then, human practitioners have changed their innate vitality. Most of the martial arts and scriptures for practicing spiritual energy have been lost and have been destroyed in the long river of history!"
"Although you were born with a innate spiritual body that was rare in a thousand years and had extraordinary talents, my senior brother and I could not find a book of martial arts suitable for your practice even though we searched through the entire Longhu Mountain."
"Before you went to high school, you often went on business trips for your father and didn't go home for ten or half a month. In fact, you were going to explore ancient and even ancient ruins in order to find ancient scriptures suitable for your practice."
"However, God did not do good, so I searched for more than a dozen ancient ruins and six ancient ruins for my father. I finally didn't find ancient scriptures suitable for your practice."
"For your mother and I, innate spirits and geniuses, these are not important. We would rather you be an ordinary person with ordinary qualifications or even useless people..."
"[Qiankun Spirit-Stocking Talisman] At most, it can seal your sky spirit cap for two years.
Within two years, you either get married and have children, or you will find martial arts and scriptures suitable for your practice to guide the spiritual energy in your body.
Otherwise, when you are over thirty, the spiritual energy you absorbed in your body over the years will break through the talisman and cause magnificent strange phenomena.
Those old monsters who have not been born for hundreds of years, in order to prolong their life or break the realm, will definitely attract you the magnificent vision you have. Follow the map to find the horse to come here and eat your flesh and blood."
"We couple would rather you find an ordinary woman to get married and have children than you will fall into the world of cultivation. What..."
"However, the world doesn't meet people's wishes. Just go out and meet netizens in the same city, and you can meet a descendant of a fox clan.
It doesn’t matter if you meet a monster in the face!
It would be fine if my father attacked the little fox demon.
What’s important is that the little fox girl is still a silly man who is confused. Just to ask you to play games all night with her, she actually signed the strongest and most unsolvable marriage contract with the Tushan Fox Clan - [Three Lives of the Seal of the Seal of the Seal of the Three Lifes]”
"Once this seal is signed, you and the little fox girl will always be united in love, live and die together, and have three lives and three lives..."
"Oh... good fortune is so good!"
Having said that.
Zhou Yuanzhi sighed with a bright look at Zhou Zheng, and said with a solemn expression: "Son, it's over, and you can only go with the little fox girl!"
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But... you don't dare to hit the Sun Fox Demon!
Zhou Zheng thought of the thrilling scene of Tu Yaoyao's second form, and was so scared that he trembled all over and was stunned on the spot.
a long time.
Zhou Zheng asked in a trembling voice: "Dad, is there only this path I can walk on? Is there only this path I can walk on?"
Zhou Yuanzhi said: "There is another way to find a martial art that suits you to practice, to reach the realm of transformation, and to break the void!"
"But your mother and I don't recommend you to go this path..."
pass!
As soon as these words came out, Zhou Zheng passed it directly in his heart.
His old father searched for more than a dozen ancient ruins, and none of the six ancient ruins could find a technique suitable for his practice.
Although he has the same cultivation talent as Sun Wukong, he has no practice skills. Now he is just waiting for the descendants of the demon clan to eat or suck it away.
Cultivate to the realm of transformation and break the void?
Daddy, go to yours!
Zhou Zheng asked, "Then I can't marry a human woman?"
Zhou Yuanzhi said: "[Three Lifes of the Seal of the Seal of the Confidence] Once signed, you can only be combined with Tu Yaoyao or her in the next life for the rest of your life, or in the next two lives."
"If, I said if..."
Zhou Zheng was unwilling to give up and wanted to ask something else, but he predicted what he was thinking for his old father.
I saw the old father staring at him with a burning look and said earnestly: "You will die!"
Oh, no!
I will say goodbye to the understanding technician lady for the rest of my life?!
Destroy it!
Goodbye, my youth.
Zhou Zheng suddenly realized that life was life without a life, so it was better to destroy it and droop down his head in decadence.
Men, they are all big pig's hooves!
Zhou Zheng is no exception.
"Get back to the point!"
Zhou Yuanzhi looked at Zhou Zheng who was depressed and said earnestly: "Son, let's not let your spiritual energy break open the seal in two years, soar into the sky, and cause a strange phenomenon. Eat the old demon who has not been in the hidden world for hundreds of years. You should combine with the little fox girl as soon as possible!"
"But……"
Zhou Zheng's eyes twitched, hesitated for a long time before he could speak out: "I dare not call him a fox demon!"
"For the sake of life, it's the same if you turn off the lights! I'll leave you with no more time!"
Zhou Yuanzhi's face froze, he stood up and walked to Zhou Zheng, raised his hand to pat his shoulder, threw a sentence like encouragement to smash it, and turned around and walked out of the study.
"Ah! That's so anxious..."
Zhou Zheng sat in a ring chair, scratching his hair and falling into chaos.
The old father had already told him very clearly.
I didn't want to eat it for the old demon in two years, so I quickly asked Tu Yaoyao to give birth to a baby.
It is difficult to find a martial arts method and it is not up to him to consider it.
He only has two years, oh, no...a year is a waste, after all, he still has to count the window period of ten months of pregnancy.
After two years, ten months of pregnancy were removed and rounded up, there was no one left.
Speaking of ten months of pregnancy, the pregnancy cycle of human pregnancy is ten months, which of course excretes the possibility of premature birth.
Then the question is,
Tu Yaoyao, who transformed into a human form, is he a human or a fox demon?
Um,
It's probably a fox demon!
Then, the real problem is here,
Are species isolated from humans and demons?
If it does not exist,
How long does the pregnancy cycle of the fox demon have?
Zhou Zheng:ヽ(?Д?)?
Thinking about it makes your brain hurt.
If you can't figure it out, just walk around.
There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and the boat will naturally straighten when it reaches the bridge.
So Zhou Zheng walked out of the study room and went back to his room to lie on the corpse. He lay on the corpse until noon when his old father Bangbang smashed the door and called him for lunch before he woke up.
Had lunch.
Zhou Zheng took his father to the balcony and gave him a cigarette. He began to discuss with his father about biological genetics - one or two problems.
1: "About the issue of whether there is species isolation between humans and demons"
2: "What is the pregnancy cycle of the fox demon pregnancy?"
The time for a cigarette.
Zhou Zheng learned the answer he wanted from his old father, Zhou Zhen Encyclopedia Yuan Zhi.
1: There is no problem of species isolation between humans and demons that can transform into human forms.
Give examples to prove: During the Song Dynasty, the emotional entanglement between the human monk Xi Xuanzan and Bai Suzhen, a descendant of the snake tribe.
2: A fox demon who can transform into a human form has a gestation period of twelve months.
Give examples to prove: During the Tang Dynasty, the human monk Yan Chunqiu was married to Chi Yanzhi, a descendant of the fox clan. Chi Yanzhi was pregnant for twelve months and gave birth to a daughter, named Chi Haitang.
Get the answer you want.
Zhou Zheng only felt that the road ahead suddenly became clear, the rest of his life was brilliant, and the future was full of hope.
The old father had a very incisive word to encourage him, and he hit the nail on the head, and he hit the head: "It's all for life, it's the same when the lights are turned off..."
After figuring out the key, Zhou Zheng secretly cheered himself up.
Awesome!
To be continued...