"Online Love Failure Guide"

Text/Janzibei

001

When Jing Huan came out of the airport, a gust of wind happened to blow, muffling his face.

He looked up and the sky was already gloomy. The weather forecast was released this morning, saying that the typhoon would land in the evening, and the wind began to rise all over the city.

In this kind of weather, the plane basically cannot fly.

But his cousin still insisted on booking a plane ticket to the United States, saying that he could not stay for a moment. If he could fly today, he would fly. If he couldn't fly, he would stay in the hotel arranged by the airport.

As soon as Jing Huan got into the car, his cell phone rang.

"Huanhuan, is your sister gone?" It was his roommate, Gao Zixiang.

Jing Huan doesn't feel good about anything now: "Your sister has just left."

Gao Zixiang: "...You don't be so sensitive, can you? I mean, your sister is really going to the United States?"

It started to rain outside. Jing Huan looked at the raindrops on the car window and said "um" dumbly.

Gao Zixiang: "Oh, your sister is really miserable, but it's not enough to tell me that if you pull the Internet, who will know who if you pull the Internet? It's really not worth going abroad for this."

When he thought of the reason why his cousin left, Jing Huan was so angry: "You have to mention the group of stupid/pitches in the game to me now?"

"No, no." Sister can't mess with her. Knowing that he was in a bad mood, Gao Zixiang quickly stopped and changed the topic, "Okay, you can go back to the dormitory after you send the plane. Today there is an injured person in the dormitory, and I can't handle it alone."

Jing Huan frowned: "Who was injured?"

"There are only three people in our dormitory. Who else do you think?"

As soon as Gao Zixiang finished speaking, he heard a choking sound similar to a pig's cry coming from beside him. Gao Zixiang hurriedly said, "Oh Hao'er, stop crying, wipe your tears first."

It was the voice of his other roommate Lu Wenhao, and Jing Huan started the car: "What's wrong with Hao'er?"

"This matter is a long story, you can come back first." Gao Zixiang said.

Lu Wenhao sucked his nose: "I'll come back from buying wine, Jing Huan."

After parked the car, Jing Huan entered the convenience store next to him. Knowing how much the two of them were drinking, he bought three bottles of beer and hid it in his clothes and returned to the dormitory.

As soon as he opened the dormitory door, he had not had time to go in, he heard Lu Wenhao's wail coming from inside: "Why did he treat me like this?!"

"Why did she treat you?" Jing Huan pushed the door open and entered.

Lu Wenhao was sitting in the middle of the dormitory, with paper drawn on his thighs, and he was really crying.

Gao Zixiang was having a headache. When he saw him, he felt like he had seen a savior. He quickly jumped out of the chair: "You're back."

Jing Huan closed the door and handed him the plastic bag: "What the hell is wrong?"

Gao Zixiang looked at Lu Wenhao: "Do you say it or I say it?"

Lu Wenhao was a little fat, and his face turned red after crying: "I won't say it! I won't say it!"

"Okay, okay, I said, don't cry!" Gao Zixiang sighed, "Do you still remember Hao'er's online dating partner?"

"...... Twenty-four hours to connect with the microphone, I can dream of listening to them showing their love at night. Do you say I forgot?" Jing Huan paused, "Why, have you broken up?"

Gao Zixiang nodded seriously.

"I thought why is it a big deal..." Jing Huan breathed a sigh of relief and began to take off her coat. "Don't cry Hao'er, it's just a broken heart. A man doesn't cry easily if he has tears."

"The key is not just that." Gao Zixiang's expression was awkward, "You should know, how much money did Haoer spend on that online dating partner in the game?"

The game played by Lu Wenhao is called "Nine Heroes", a legendary game that has been popular for ten years, which is famously time-consuming and money-consuming. Jing Huan also played it a few years ago and knew that the broken game costs thousands of yuan for a fashion alone.

He asked Lu Wenhao for clothes when he listened to the girl's voice every day. Lu Wenhao was generous and the other party succeeded almost every time.

"Just buy a fashion, how much can I spend?" In order to comfort my roommates, Jing Huan tried to make things small.

Lu Wenhao choked and said, "I have helped her with her cultivation points in the past six months."

Jing Huan: "...That's fine, it's tens of thousands."

Lu Wenhao cried louder: "I bought her eight purple clothes on her body, six of which I bought for her, and I also gave her fifteen gems."

Jing Huan: “…”

Jing Huan went up and patted him on the shoulder: "Hao'er, we must be like men, we must never do the mess of breaking up with our ex to settle the score."

Lu Wenhao had already recovered, but when he mentioned this, the enthusiasm came up again: "Of course I won't! Is that little money I cry?! I cry was him lying to me! What I cry was the sincerity and feelings I have paid in the past six months!"

Jing Huan asked: "What did she lie to you?"

Gao Zixiang couldn't stand it anymore: "That man is a man."

"There is no longer a problem, but it is not a problem. The copy of the silhouette is not a problem.

Lu Wenhao: "Aowuwuwuwuwu-"

Jing Huan was stunned: "Male?!"

Gao Zixiang: "Don't repeat it again. If you haven't seen our dormitory building be flooded?"

"No..." Jing Huan was shocked, "Can that voice be a man?"

He had heard Lu Wenhao chat with his online dating girlfriend. The girl's voice was sweet and greasy, and every sentence was still ending, like a layer of candy. When she acted coquettish, she could make him get goose bumps.

"It's a voice changer." Gao Zixiang said, "In the morning, his girlfriend probably forgot to open that thing. She asked him for new fashion with a male voice. When I heard him act cute, I almost died on the spot... The voice was even more rough than Lao Yan's, and it sounded like I couldn't beat him at the age of thirty."

Lao Yan is their counselor.

Lu Wenhao cried out.

Jing Huan didn't know what to say: "You don't have a video?"

"No, I just saw the photos." Lu Wenhao said, "He admitted that it was a fake photo."

Jing Huan: “…”

It's all this, can the liar deny it?!

"You have never even opened the video, so you have charged so much money for people?"

"This is normal." Gao Zixiang opened a beer and handed it to Lu Wenhao, "Isn't the online love picture just the expectations and fantasies before meeting? It's just that Hao'er was too unlucky. He encountered such a cruel thing as soon as he touched it. I thought the most toxic thing was to post a fake photo..."

Lu Wenhao sniffed, "I don't feel sorry for money, I just feel very uncomfortable and disgusting! I have deleted all my numbers!"

Gao Zixiang was shocked when he heard this: "Delete?! Are you crazy Hao'er?"

"I deleted the account, and the equipment and the baby are still there." Lu Wenhao wiped his tears, "You don't know that my account is the name of the couple, and he has a mother-in-law who has bound the eternal lover."

Gao Zixiang: "..."

The Eternal Lover is a marriage system in "Nine Heroes". After getting married, both men and women can go to Yue Lao to apply for a contract. After making a contract, the two game accounts will be permanently retained unless they are on the shelves and apply for deletion of the number.

Gao Zixiang said: "Forget it, Hao'er, this time you just treat it as a lesson for yourself. If you don't jump twice, you won't fall in love online in the future, and you won't be deceived for the second time!"

Lu Wenhao asked him with tears in his eyes: "What game do I still play if I don't fall in love online?"

"Why can't you play games without online dating?" Gao Zixiang retorted him, "I have played "Nine Heroes" for so many years, and I have never gotten married once."

Lu Wenhao: "That's because you have a childhood sweetheart girlfriend!"

Gao Zixiang choked and turned his eyes to the people around him: "Then look at Huanhuan, he has played "Nine Heroes" for several years before, and hasn't he been in an online relationship with someone?"

"If I were like Jing Huan, who looked so handsome and so many girls were chasing me, who would still fall in love online? And he was still in high school when he was playing games and couldn't even get busy with his studies. Besides, what happened to the online relationship? Look at how beautiful Jing Huan's cousin is, and his conditions are so good, so he is also in love online..." Lu Wenhao chatted and disappeared.

Gao Zixiang held his forehead with a headache.

It's over, I'm stepping on the thunder.

Jing Huan listened silently, without any reaction, and without saying a word.

Lu Wenhao: "No, Huanhuan, I just said it's so good. I'm so unlucky today, so don't bother with me."

Jing Huan came to his senses and suddenly pulled a chair to sit next to Lu Wenhao: "Haoer, are you really feeling uncomfortable now?"

Lu Wenhao was stunned: "What, what?"

Jing Huan thought for a while: "If I give you two choices, one is to be cheated by a man in an online relationship, and the other is that the account is permanently banned due to a bug, which one would you choose?"

"Second!" Lu Wenhao looked puzzled, "What are you asking about this?"

Just being cheated of online dating, is it really so painful? Is it even more uncomfortable than quitting the account?

Jing Huan held the backrest of the chair, thinking about something.

Gao Zixiang vaguely felt something was wrong: "Huanhuan, what do you want to do?"

The cell phone on the table suddenly rang, Lu Wenhao picked it up and looked at it, almost came up in one breath, and raised his hand and pinched his own person.

The two of them quickly stepped forward to support him, and Jing Huan took his cell phone and took a look.

[Little baby: Husband, I thought about it for noon and still felt very sad. I really like you very much, but unfortunately our fate is all that can be here [Rabbit Crying]]

[Little baby: I'll send you my real photo. I hope you can always remember that this silly boy has been watching you gently from somewhere on the earth.]

【Little baby: [Picture]】

In the photo, the middle-aged man is a little fat, his hair is already a little white, and tears are still in his eyes, looking at the camera affectionately.
To be continued...