Chapter 43(1/2)
Li Jun is an ordinary student at xx junior college.
Like Wang Yong, he is also the type of person who will not take a look at him when walking on the road.
He was even worse than Wang Yong. Although Wang Yong was not good-looking and had greasy behavior and had a vulgar look, he would clean himself when he went out so that he would not sit on the subway and move people around him to both sides.
But Li Jun is different. He hasn't washed his greasy hair, which is half long and half long, and he has to take a picture of this book on it, and he will have a snow of dandruff.
The jeans I took off were so hard that I kept what I had before I took off. It was still like two legs supporting me. Those who didn't know it thought it was a plaster model made by the art student.
He has bad breath and body odor, and he has no feet left. He doesn’t take a bath and does not take medicine. He goes to the mall to buy clothes. When a shopping guide smells his smell, he directly says that he doesn’t have the size he wears.
It is not certain whether the business can be done or not. The clothes he has tried are probably not allowed to be sold.
Once when I bought shoes, I took off my feet and smoked everyone, including the clerk, on the spot. The manager directly sprayed the freshener on his ground and invited him out.
In short, Wang Yong's external conditions can be considered as a passerby, this guy is just a piece of walking shit, and there are still flies flying around him.
Other boys refused to live in the same dormitory with him. There was a boy who used to claim to be sloppy and was scolded by his girlfriend all day long.
After seeing Li Jun, he felt willing to give up the disadvantage, and then changed his mind and fully realized what kind of mood his girlfriend had to endure him in the past, and since then he got rid of his sloppy and laziness.
Because of this, coupled with a stingy and gloomy personality and a strange temper, Li Junda has been unpopular since junior high school, let alone a girl.
In the past, I mustered up the courage to confess to a girl I had a crush on. The girls always covered their noses and listened to what he said, and refused to do so. They told him politely that they would confess to the girl in the future, and at least brush their teeth if they didn’t say anything else.
A mouthful of rotten garlic-smelling "I like you". The girl's first reaction was definitely not moved when she heard it. Even if you are facing the face of the male god, it will not work.
Li Jun did not listen to the girl's advice. Like Dios, who is a loser thinking, he is sensitive, fragile, and extremely inferior and conceited, and will not look for reasons in himself.
But I hate all women in my heart, believing that women are all materialistic idiots who like to be honest and disdainful of honest people, and when they are played with, they will find honest people to take over.
Needless to say, the so-called "anti-female boxing" pioneers on the Internet are just on the front line, involving gender opposition. Once someone says something for a girl, it will be like blowing up his ancestral grave, chasing people and biting them for three days and three nights without breathing.
When they were in the second year of college, they had a beautiful girlfriend with Wang Yong from another department on the dormitory floor. Wang Yong's condition was that he would never match him.
At that time, Li Jun was still so sad that Wang Yong was definitely a spare tire, so wait. It would be strange if the woman could not pay any money from him.
But what was surprising was that the person who was dumped in the end was not Wang Yong, but the guy proposed to break up first because he had a more beautiful girlfriend.
For a time, Dios became a glorious figure in the entire boys' dormitory. Many people who had not seen him before were invited to dinner were lowered and asked the "master" how to get the goddess.
However, this was just the beginning of Wang Yong's glory. As more and more girls he dating became more and more beautiful, Li Jun also changed from jealousy at the beginning to crowding.
He didn't go out all day long, just stayed in the dormitory to play games and surf the Internet, and only went downstairs during meals. When he had nothing to do, he created a small group full of Dios who was envious of Wang Yong.
As Wang Yong's record becomes more brilliant, the scale becomes larger and larger, and has unique management and division of labor.
Usually, the content of Shuiqun is sharing unspeakable pictures and video resources. The people who talk about the fact that the xx girl was exposed today; yesterday, the xx girl must have been kept. Don’t look at her noble face, she knows that she is no longer a virgin when she looks at her thighs.
In short, it is all ignorant and shameless content, and from time to time, someone will upload photos of beautiful women in the university town and instigate Wang Yong to go and visit others.
He completely treats Wang Yong as his substitute in his behavior and a spiritual community.
Fortunately, one at a time and the reason why the launch conditions are time-consuming, Wang Yong could not have seen one sleep. He had to satisfy his aesthetic taste, and it was so beautiful that it was worth abandoning the level of the existing beauties.
As the group leader, Li Jun can almost be said to be the commander-in-chief in Wang Yong's behavior of picking up girls. Once he has a goal, all the information was collected by Li Jun.
After confirming, find out the members of the corresponding school to arrange tasks, how to create encounters, how to arrange opportunities to get along, how to pester them, how to bribe the girls' roommates or people around you to provide their whereabouts.
In short, the executor is Wang Yong, and he is the one who enjoys the benefits, but in fact, the person who controls everything behind the scenes is Li Jun.
This behavior is meaningless to Li Jun. He has already put himself in Wang Yong. Through in-depth participation in each event, he has completely synchronized Wang Yong's pace of picking up girls. Every time he succeeds, he is as if he has obtained those women who usually disdain for him.
This is his spiritual food. In his opinion, Wang Yong is just his game character, a game called "Reality" hunting game.
But unfortunately, Wang Yong is so cowardly. Whenever he asks him to do things, he will be afraid of sharing it together.
Wang Yong knew very well that after the influence disappeared, the girls had no feelings for him. If they did too much, it would be more than worth the cost to kick the iron plate and repair it.
He got the notes to enjoy the world, and there was no need to lay hidden dangers for himself, but Li Jun and others didn't know this, and they could only annoy Wang Yong for only entering and not leaving.
Some time ago, Wang Yong went out to have coffee and came back and said he met a big beauty who was super beautiful, but the name and information he gave was not found.
It took a long time for the group to dig out people, and it was indeed very good, so the whole group started running again.
Only then did I realize that the other party had moved out of school and quit part-time jobs. I haven't shown up in front of others for several days. It's not easy to find it for a while.
But this does not dispel the enthusiasm of these people, but is excited to encounter higher challenges.
After someone bribed the other party's roommate's dormitory stared at him, there was still news coming from there a few days later, saying that it was impossible not to show up.
However, it started on the day Wang Yong ran to block people, and he never appeared in the group since then.
Someone came out to talk about the progress, but he ignored it. People who knew him around found that he had not been looking for the girl recently, but heard that the rental house was stolen and he lost something important and was desperately looking for it.
A group of people were very disdainful. What valuables does this guy have to compare with beauties? Besides, he was borrowing money everywhere last week. What can I lose if the poor Dios?
But the other party seemed anxious and angry, and they had no choice. Sure enough, after several days, the guy couldn't find his hair, so he naturally started to do business again.
This time it is much easier, because although Bai Qi has not returned to school and has not worked, she will invite Li Yu to have dinner and go shopping every day, just check Li Yu’s movements.
A group of people hid behind the screen, waiting for another beauty to be taken down, but what they were waiting for was the news that Wang Yong was raped in the house.
Everyone was confused. What the hell are you doing? Why are you going to seduce a woman?
Because Wang Yong is so miserable, many people who are flirting naturally have to follow up. People on the same floor say they are fake to protect him, but they are not ruthless when shooting the live video. The scene of arresting the shop owner and the boss’s wife tearing Wang Yong has spread spontaneously and has become the most surprising melon of the year.
People who were envious and jealous of Wang Yong in the past, or who were psychologically unbalanced by his sarcasm and show-off, naturally stood up and spoke.
In short, the whole school was very lively, and Wang Yong and his dormitory once became a tourist attraction. Many people took advantage of the excuse of going to the dormitory to help get food and get express delivery to come here to "visit the disease".
Li Jun and his whole group of people who substituted themselves into Wang Yong's, and when they heard the news, they also had a little bit of a chill of chrysanthemums.
However, Wang Yong was so miserable, so he naturally had to let go of the beauty hunting plan for the time being.
Li Jun and Wang Yong were originally in the same dormitory building. He was most concerned about things, so he often went to see Wang Yong, so he went to work after he was injured.
And I comforted Wang Yong every day, as a man, what is this? At worst, I just come back when I shit, or I have constipation and bleeding.
In short, Wang, who had already collapsed his worldview, was extremely brave.
But I had to ignore him, because everyone in the dormitory had a bad relationship with him, so I was willing to help for one or two days when I watched the fun, and then I was too lazy to even beat him to eat.
Especially Liu Qiang, the most hateful Liu Qiang, who was not so mean in the first place, this guy said: "You look down on our Brother Yong, are you? They have a sect, and Brother Yong is their god. What orders cannot be done? Is it your turn to show your diligence?"
When a few roommates heard this, he said, yes, this guy has been showing off in front of them. How could he be so arrogant at the beginning? Why don’t you call me to serve you?
Liu Qiang also told Li Jun this matter specifically, saying that you usually see that you are having a good chat online. Since you have such a relationship, you will be the one who will serve Brother Yong recently.
Li Jun didn't say anything. First, he really cared about when Wang Yong would recover, and second, he dared to scold people online, but in reality he was only more cowardly than Wang Yong.
Facing the tall and powerful Liu Qiang and the others dare not object.
After serving Wang Yong for several days and applying medicine several times, Li Jun found that he was more and more concerned about Wang Yong. At first, he just wanted him to resume work as soon as possible, but now he felt really sorry for him.
And why didn't he find Wang Yong so cute before? His round face and thick black eyebrows are so scattered that they have their rhythm. His swollen eyes are so unique that they are better than the countless European-style big eyes on the Internet today.
His nose bridge is not high, his nose wings are quite wide, and a few nose hairs grow playfully, like a round garlic, with thick pores and blackheads on it as cute as sesame.
A pair of thick and wide plump lips, the color is as delicious as a sausage, making people want to bite it and taste it.
And his skin is not the vulgar white like a little white face, nor the greasy black like a bronze color, but the right yellow.
Li Jun felt that this must be the most beautiful skin color. It is simply whiter and blandering, and how could anyone even have such a perfect skin color?
And his ecstasy body shape, the so-called chest muscles, abdominal muscles, and inverted triangle male dog waists are all bullshits. Those who regard that figure as the mainstream should really take a look at Wang Yong's waist.
This unconventional belly is just right, it feels full of touch, and it feels as soft as a steamed bun when you touch it. The flesh on it trembles trembles, and every trembling arc looks shy.
There are also those legs. His legs are not long, and the hair on them is a little curly. No matter how cute he looks, Li Jun fantasized about how beautiful it would be to clamp such beautiful legs on his body.
Finally, when he came to the place where he applied the medicine, Li Jun's expression became blurred, and Wang Yong, who was lying on the bed, gradually felt something was wrong.
I can't help applying the medicine, right? But does it take so long to apply it? I started pushing it in circles.
Wait, what is his finger doing?
Wang Yong hurriedly said, "Enough, I've finished applying the medicine. Please help me put on my pants."
Li Jun did not stop, and his voice was doting and stinging, "Hey~~, how could it be? The doctor said that you should massage thoroughly to promote absorption, don't be shy, ah! Whoever of us is with us?"
"Fuck, when did the doctor say it? Why don't I know? Fuck--"
Before Wang Yong finished speaking, he felt a body collapse. Because of the painful experience in the previous situation, Wang Yong had become a frightened bird and cursed: "What the hell are you doing? Get up and die."
Li Jun really got up and Wang Yong breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that this idiot was just joking with him.
But when he heard the sound of locking the door, Wang Yong turned around with difficulty and saw Li Jun looking at him with a lewd smile after locking the door: "Don't worry, there are no one in the dormitory around us now, and no one will disturb us."
"What are you doing when you bother your mother? I'm calling me?" Wang Yong moved back with his inconvenient body: "Li Jun, you are calm. Don't you like women? You upload the argument that homosexuals should die in the group every day. Don't become your most disgusting person."
Li Jun smiled greasyly, and the suffocated rotten garlic-smelling bad breath came from such a distance: "I thought so before, but since I saw your cuteness, those women seemed to me to be a piece of shit."
"I'm not afraid to tell you that I haven't responded when I went back to watch those pictures and videos these two nights. As expected, homophobia is the deep cabinet, and even I can't escape this theorem."
As he said that, he sighed with vicissitudes, and then rushed towards Wang Yong: "It's okay, now with you, I can't see anything else."
"Oh, don't hide, but I'm so greedy, it's all your fault. Who made you know that you are so charming and still so unprepared to me, and aim your whole butt at me? Isn't this a bright invitation?"
"No wonder those women have been following you one after another. Damn, those coupons have been taken advantage of. I used to say that you took advantage of it. Now it seems that they are the ones who take advantage of it. Now I am so jealous that I want to chop up those coupons."
Wang Yong originally disliked Li Jun's whole body was dirty and smelly if he didn't take a bath. Recently, there was no way, so he had to endure it. When he helped him apply medicine, Wang Yong held his breath and took two breaths from time to time.
At this moment, the mouth was directly overturned and stirred inside, which was even more stinky than the old man's old mouth. Wang Yong immediately felt stomach acid surging and almost vomited.
To be continued...