Chapter 588 Xiaoxi, we are adults, or else(1/2)
"What's up?"
Long Er decided to ask some questions clearly, otherwise he would have no place to make any decisions when he was cheated.
"Pick me something."
"Dark blue crystal?"
"I am worthy of being the second master of the Dragon Group. I guessed it so quickly, it's really admirable!"
"stop!"
Long Er twitched the corners of his mouth, looked at Su Mo speechlessly, and said, "Why do you dare to slap the flattery more obviously?"
"Is it obvious?" Su Mo wondered.
“Very obvious!”
Long Er complained: "Do you think I will promise you this kind of unprofitable deal?"
Gamele must be strictly guarding such an important thing in the dark blue crystal. The place where the dark blue crystals is stored must be full of mechanisms. It is simply difficult to steal them without knowing them!
As a result, Su Mo actually wanted to use a competition to trick him into stealing the Deep Blue Crystal. Although Long Er wanted to fight Su Mo, it was impossible for him to agree to such conditions.
"meeting!"
Su Mo nodded strangely, and he looked at Long Er seriously and said, "Second brother, think about it carefully, I am from Xia. Any breakthrough I made in the dark blue crystal will be beneficial to Xia. As a member of the Dragon Group, don't you want to see such a result?"
Long Er: “…”
This is because of the great truth that suppresses him!
The key is that no matter how you say this, Long Er feels that it makes sense...
Looking at the depressed Long Er, Su Mo smiled, "Besides, bragging is so simple, second brother, you may not lose, don't you think so?"
"Okay, can't I compare?" Long Er is good at it, but he is far from Su Mo's opponent in terms of eloquence. Su Mo said it so much that he had to agree to Su Mo's proposal.
"Thank you for your fulfillment."
At this moment, Long Wu pushed the door and walked in. Seeing the two of them holding each other's arms and backs, he was very surprised: "When did you two have such a good relationship?"
"Sister Long Wu, my relationship with my second brother has always been very good!"
Su Mo's words made Long Er full of black lines. Is this a good relationship?
fart!
He went to trick him in a different way, but the key was that he couldn't refuse. Long Er only had two words in his heart - frustration!
"Sister Long Wu, you are here at the right time. My second brother and I have a game, and you and Xiaoxi are the referees."
After saying that, Su Mo shouted to Yan Jiuxi's bedroom, "Xiao Xi, Sister Long Wu has something to ask you for, come out quickly."
Long Wu: “…”
Is there anything she has to do with Yan Jiuxi?
Why don't you know?
Su Mo had no choice. After the incident in the morning, the girl kept holding it in the room and couldn't come out, so he had to use Long Wu as an excuse.
Click-
Yan Jiuxi walked out of the bedroom. When she saw Su Mo, her pretty face turned red, "Sister Long Wu, are you asking me for trouble?"
"I……"
"That's right, my second brother and I have a game, and you and Sister Long Wu are referees."
Before Long Wu could speak, Su Mo explained first, otherwise he would have been afraid that the girl would turn around and leave.
"Contest?"
Yan Jiuxi was stunned for a moment and asked softly: "What game?"
"Brave competition!"
"Puchi--"
Yan Jiuxi and Long Wu were really confused when they heard this. Isn’t this too boring?
"Long Er, what is the situation?" Long Wu asked.
"Nothing happens, it's just bragging." Long Er had three big words hanging on his face - unhappy!
"Okay, since the referees have arrived, the game can begin." Su Mo smiled slightly and blinked at Long Er, "Second brother, are you going first or I going first?"
Long Er: “…”
This kind of game is so embarrassing!
After all, I am the second best player in the Dragon Group, but I actually brag with an eighteen-year-old student?
this……
"You come first!"
"no problem!"
Su Mo cleared his throat and said slowly: "I will use the Qinglong Yanyue Sword to peel the apple for Xiao Xi!"
Yan Jiuxi: “…”
What do you mean by this?
Can the Qinglong Yanyue Knife cut an apple?
This is not bragging...
All right!
This is a bragging game!
"I can still sew clothes for Xiao Wu with Fang Tian Hua Ji!" Long Er was not willing to be outdone, but his words made a smile appear in the depths of Long Wu's eyes.
"Second brother, is that OK?"
Su Mo glanced at Long Er in surprise, "I didn't expect that you are also a bragging master!"
"You're welcome, you're not bad either!" Long Er rolled his eyes.
What a bragging master, you won’t be laughed at if you tell me this identity?
Regarding the two of them’s business hype, Yan Jiuxi and Long Wu stroked their foreheads speechlessly, which was also... too shameless!
No one else can say that bragging is so high-profile!
Su Mo: "I used the imperial seal to smash walnuts for Xiao Xi."
Long Er: "I used a high-voltage line to bounce Xiao Wu to break the east wind."
Su Mo: "I will roll out dumpling skins for Xiao Xi with the golden hoop."
Long Er: "I will use Siwu Ding to serve Xiao Wu porridge."
Su Mo: "I will use the nine-toothed rake to teach my second brother that you can comb the middle part."
...
This bragging competition lasted for more than half an hour. Yan Jiuxi and Long Wu were so angry that they heard it. When they looked at each other, they could feel the deep helplessness of each other.
Su Mo: "My upper lip is against the sky and my lower lip is against the ground!"
Long Er: "I created the world!"
Su Mo: "The whole universe is just my back garden."
Long Er: “…”
"You won!"
In fact, Long Er can continue to blow, but after feeling Long Wu's strange eyes, he felt too embarrassed and chose to abstain!
"Thank you for letting the water go."
Su Mo smiled and hugged Long Er, "Otherwise, when it comes to bragging, I am really not a match for my second brother!"
"Get out!"
Long Er glared at Su Mo angrily, "Don't behave like a cheap guy, be careful I will regret it."
"I believe in my second brother's character. You are definitely not the kind of person who goes back on your word."
Long Er: “…”
This doesn't leave him any way out!
"What the hell are you two talking about?"
"Nothing!" Su Mo and Long Er replied in unison.
Long Wu: “…”
Su Mo achieved his goal and was in a very good mood. He was shooting at Long Er!
To be continued...