Chapter 169 The monkey opens its mind, and the wooden Taoist is captured
Chapter 169 The monkey is enlightened, the Mu Taoist is captured
"Hehe, you guys, what you said is very nice and deceptive. My old Sun admits that I, Lao Sun, were very stupid in the past, and did a lot of wrong things.
But although I, Lao Sun, is not stupid!
Although I curse Tathagata and the Jade Emperor every day, I also admit that they are very strong. It can even be said that the world is the most powerful.
And as you said, they are supported by saints behind them. If you start a business, you have to rely on the heavenly court. Why are you qualified to fight them?"
Lu Xiaofeng smiled.
"You are right. On the surface, I really don't have any chance. Everything I say is a fantasy!"
"So what? Are you going to give up?"
"On the contrary, I plan to go all the way to the dark!"
Sun Wukong raised his head in surprise, looked at Lu Xiaofeng seriously, and said after a long time: "Not bad! It has a bit of the style of my old son!"
When Lu Xiaofeng heard this, she couldn't laugh or cry.
"So, the Monkey King of Monkey King back then, would he dare to compete with me, a person who only knows how to talk big?"
"You want to recruit me?"
"What else? I am the God of Justice, and I have a lot of things to do every day. If I hadn't been optimistic about you, I would have said so much to you?"
Lu Xiaofeng rolled her eyes and said.
Sun Wukong looked at Lu Xiaofeng and said seriously: "I am a sinner. You just said nothing of my crime. And you are the head of the tutoring department, and your duty is to arrest criminals.
But what you mean, are you going to let me go?"
"This is for sure. I'm here this time to save you from Wuzhishan."
When Sun Wukong heard this, he was not only not happy, but his eyes became playful.
However, Lu Xiaofeng's next words made his face stiff.
"But don't think too much about it. I'll save you not to let you go, but to imprison you in the purgatory of the sanctuary. You are a prisoner in the Heavenly Court, and it's not the turn of Buddhism to judge you!"
"Ga~!"
Sun Wukong was confused.
"You mean, you are coming this time to detain me in another place?"
"That's right!"
"Aren't you doing this extravagantly?"
"That's different. This Five Finger Mountain is a Buddhist method. You were imprisoned by Buddhism. But Buddhism cannot represent the Heavenly Court.
It would be fine if there was no peacekeeping department in charge of the heavenly rules. Now that you have it, you must be detained by my peacekeeping department. This is a matter of reputation and you must never give in?"
"You won't cause trouble for you?"
"Why are you afraid? Don't forget that I am an immortal official in the Heavenly Court now. If Buddhism causes trouble for me, it is equivalent to causing trouble for the Jade Emperor. No matter how arrogant the Tathagata is, he will not dare to openly resist the Jade Emperor's decree!"
Sun Wukong was suddenly covered in black lines.
"I finally know why I was defeated, because I was not as shameless as you were back then!"
"Haha, congratulations, you have realized it again. This is the law of survival. Although it is dirty, it is very practical!"
"Since you want to detain me, why do you still want to recruit me?"
"This is two different things. If you are imprisoned in the purgatory of peace, you still have to suffer the suffering you should suffer, and you still have to pay back the debt you should pay. However, I can wait for you to come out, and when you wash away all the sins you have in your body, and when you come out cleanly, let's work together!
Moreover, it is just a name to call you. I prefer to say that we are working together.
The world of the prehistoric world is too cruel, and there are too many ghosts and monsters! I established the Fufu Division to give most ordinary creatures a way to avenge their grievances so that all creatures can live with dignity!
This is my goal, I know you don’t believe it, but we can cooperate and supervise me. If I break my promise one day, you can leave me at any time!"
"Leave you? Don't all those who are traitorous deserve to die?"
"Then why are you still alive?"
Sun Wukong: "???"
"Besides, even if you want to kill me, you can't do it at all!"
Sun Wukong: "??????"
"Okay, the time is over. Are you following me? Give me a happy word?"
"What are you anxious about? Whether I agree or not, I have to go to the Purgatory of the Purgatory, right?"
"That's right!"
"Then what are you urging me? Anyway, I can't serve you now. Isn't it the same if I come out and answer you when the sentence of the custody department is over?"
"Hey?" Lu Xiaofeng blinked and suddenly realized that what the monkey said seemed to make sense!
Lu Xiaofeng scratched her head, she must have not eaten enough today and her IQ didn’t keep up!
"Okay, stop scratching. I'm much itchy all over my body than you. Let me out soon. My old grandson doesn't want to be suppressed by this broken mountain for a day!"
"What's the rush? I've been waiting for thirty years? How many days are there? Tomorrow, I'll talk about it later?"
"You're paying for that matter! What else are you preparing? Isn't it all you can just let me release it?"
"You monkey, you are always anxious. You told you, use your brain more and use your ideas and wisdom before doing things! I will let you go, that is to slap you in the face again. At that time, even if the Tathagata will not care about me for the sake of the Jade Emperor, he will definitely try his best to get you back from me!
After all, I broke the Five Finger Mountain and it was my first move. I was in the wrong position. In this way, it would be very unfavorable for me to negotiate with Buddhism!"
"You said Buddhism would want me back?"
"Haha, don't you not know that you are the protagonist of the measurement festival, right?"
"What is the protagonist of the meter?"
"......" Lu Xiaofeng said helplessly: "This is a long way to say it. In this way, I will tell you slowly in the future. Remember that someone will help you remove the Buddha's gold sticker tomorrow morning, and then after you escaping from the voluntary force, my tutoring department will personally arrest you!
In this way, your escape will have nothing to do with my tutoring department!"
Sun Wukong stared at Lu Xiaofeng with his eyes and said speechlessly: "Why are you so shameless? Are you not afraid that I will just slip away?"
"Do you do?"
"What do you think?"
"Do you still want to go out?"
"Think of it!"
"Don't talk if you miss you! Okay, the time is over! I'll leave first, you can do it yourself!"
After saying that, Lu Xiaofeng turned around and left.
Shortly after Lu Xiaofeng left, Liu Ding and Liu Jia came to deliver food and copper juice iron balls!
The previous magic power of Sun Wukong was blocked, and he would be hungry if he didn’t eat it!
But now Sun Wukong has eaten a peach and knows that he will go out tomorrow, so Sun Wukong will not be spoiled by Liu Ding and Liu Jia. It would be nice not to scold them!
It made Liu Ding and Liu Jia think that Sun Wukong was making a fuss again! Report it directly.
It’s a pity that all the Buddhists can make the decision are in Li Volcano, and Liu Ding and Liu Jia are destined to not get a reply!
......
On the side of Lihuo Mountain, after Lu Xiaofeng came back, he continued to observe a group of quasi-saints! Especially the Jade Emperor and Tathagata, this is the supreme combat power of the prehistoric world!
Afterwards, before the early morning, Lu Xiaofeng entered the illusion of Taoist Mu and temporarily conquered him!
At the same time, he also learned the real name of Mu Dao Ren - Mu Shan Gong!
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!