Chapter 002 System Online(1/2)
"I'm divorced." Lin Tianwen first lit a cigarette for himself, blew out the smoke, and said slowly.
"When did this happen?"
"Just this morning."
"Why did you two get divorced for no reason?" Yang Chao was very surprised. He had seen Wu Hong before. It was a little difficult to deal with, but it wouldn't lead to divorce.
"Didn't I always be unable to conceive a child before? I went to Hangzhou for a checkup. The doctor said that I was born with a missing vas deferens and could not get pregnant naturally." Lin Tianwen took a puff of cigarette and said.
"I'm going, so you don't need to bring an umbrella to do some exercise?"
"Damn it, are you serious?" Lin Tianwen angrily reached out and punched him.
"Just kidding, let's lighten your mood. Just leave. Anyway, there are many girls who like you. Just find another one." Yang Chao said with a smile.
"I was bragging to you, but you really believed it." Lin Tianwen was stunned and smiled bitterly.
"I'll go, where did all the beauties on your WeChat come from?" Yang Chao was confused.
"These are the girls who played games together before getting married. I haven't played games this year, so they probably deleted me." Lin Tianwen touched his nose and said awkwardly.
"Brother, I've been deceived by you for a fucking year. I thought that a fat guy like you could have so many beauties liking you and teasing me with you." Yang Chao blew a bottle in one breath angrily.
beer.
"I came to eat with you to comfort me, not to discuss my little sister." Lin Tianwen almost forgot about the business.
"I need you to comfort me now. My heart is broken." Yang Chao rolled his eyes and said.
"Then let's comfort each other." Lin Tianwen ordered another bottle of beer for Yang Chao.
"Come on, with your drinking capacity, after drinking this bottle, I still have to find a way to get you back." Yang Chao said disdainfully.
"Then I'll forgive you today and drink a bottle with me."
"Fine."
Yang Chao was indeed right. After a bottle of beer, Lin Tianwen had already fallen asleep on the table. Both Lin's father and Lin's mother had a good drinking capacity. They could drink almost a pound of liquor, but they didn't pass it on to him at all.
Lin Tianwen woke up in the middle of the night, still a little drunk. He stumbled to the bathroom, relieved himself, and then took stock of his surroundings.
Yang Chao, a bad friend, actually left him alone in his new house. This was the house that Yang Chao's father bought for Yang Chao to get married. Unfortunately, Yang Chao and his ex-girlfriend had an affair last month. So, this
The apartment has been empty since it was renovated, and there is not even a bed. No wonder Lin Tianwen woke up feeling sore in his back and back. He had been sleeping on the floor in the study room. Can it not hurt?
This is a real estate developed by Greentown in 2015. The house price ranks second in Yaocheng, at 16,000 per square meter, which is 5,000 per square meter more expensive than the house that Lin Tianwen bought eight years ago.
I found a hot water bottle, filled it with some water, placed it on the base, and waited for the water to boil.
"Hey, the salted fish turning system is online." A mechanical voice sounded in my mind.
Lin Tianwen suddenly felt as if a loudspeaker was blasting in his head, and he could not recover for a while.
"Please choose now." The mechanical voice sounded again, and at the same time, a light screen was generated in Lin Tianwen's mind.
"Please use your mind to choose. You can choose two small items for each major item. Once selected, you cannot change it, so please choose carefully." At this time, the light screen changed and 6 major items appeared.
"Please complete your selection within 10 minutes. If you fail to complete your selection within the specified time, the system will automatically select randomly. The countdown begins." Then a countdown appeared on the light screen.
Lin Tianwen finally regained his composure. He even suppressed his words about "fuck me" and "looked" at the light screen carefully.
The six major items on the light screen are appearance, physique, life skills, learning skills, talents, and redeemable products.
After clicking on each major item and taking a quick look, Lin Tianwen felt confident.
Click on the appearance option, and there is a template similar to a pinch game, with small options for body shape such as body shape, appearance, and height.
Lin Tianwen chose a figure similar to Peng Yuyan.
In the physical fitness options, there are options such as strength, speed, endurance, agility, flexibility, etc. Lin Tianwen instantly selected strength and endurance.
There are too many options in life skills. Afraid of being spoiled for choice, Lin Tianwen chose driving proficiency and communication skills by selecting troops and generals.
The options in learning skills are much simpler, and the only ones that can be used are language proficiency and photographic memory.
"Here, this talent option is a bit confusing." Lin Tianwen's eyes were dazzled when he saw the talent options. There are thousands of musical instruments, dances and traditional cultures from all over the world.
One is proficient in piano, one is proficient in martial arts, one is used to show off, and the other is used for self-defense.
The last item, the redeemable product, has a completely different icon color from the previous five items. The front one is white on a black background, but this one is transparent gold.
When he clicked in and took a look, Lin Tianwen was so drunk that he shouted, "It's a black technology."
In the silent night, the sudden shouting seemed particularly abrupt.
"Who is yelling so loudly at night?" The voice came from upstairs.
Lin Tianwen shrank his neck, covered his mouth, and began to look at the small item, but the countdown did not allow him to study it carefully because there were only two minutes left.
"First-level genetic evolution fluid, human detector, that's all." Lin Tianwen thought since this is a salted fish system, then I choose the spaceship design drawing and the anti-gravity engine design drawing. These black technologies seem to be of no use.
I don’t want to dominate the universe, nor do I want to start a business and become the richest man.
"Selection completed, starting loading now." The light screen changed again, and a progress bar appeared, indicating that loading will take 5 minutes.
Lin Tianwen looked at the progress bar and didn't wait stupidly. He took a hot water bottle and poured a glass of water and drank it slowly.
It's a pity that he didn't see it, the progress bar was loaded quickly.
"Loading completed, transmitting now, please be prepared." The light screen flashed, and Lin Tianwen fell to the ground.
An hour later, Lin Tianwen got up holding his head. When he fell down, he hit his head.
"The transfer is complete. Except for body shape, other options are ready. Please experience it yourself."
"The figure was not transferred successfully?" Lin Tianwen thought as he looked down at his beer belly.
"The transmission has been successful. Please stick to your fitness for a month. The recommended fitness program is swimming. Swimming every day can speed up the transformation of your body."
I verified the projects I just selected one by one and found that they were all deeply imprinted in my mind.
"How is this human detector used?" Lin Tianwen thought.
"Just use your eyes to recognize a face, you can know the current person's name, age, physique, appearance, health, mood, favorability and other values. There was a small problem during the transmission just now. The current detector
It’s a castrated version and can only identify women.”
"There is a problem, there is definitely a problem." Lin Tianwen felt that the system was causing trouble. He muttered, but his hands did not stop. He took out his mobile phone, opened Tencent Video, and chose a TV series, which happened to be "Three Lives, Three Worlds and Ten Miles"
"Peach Blossom", the first scene in which Bai Fengjiu, played by Pang Di, appears.
As soon as his eyes saw Fat Di, his personal information was displayed in his mind.
Fatty
Age:26
Height:168cm
Weight:47kg
Appearance: 92 (out of 100, will not exist in the world)
Body:93
Health value: 86 (normal people are 80-90, 60-70 will cause chronic diseases, 50-60 will cause major diseases. Below 50, you will basically need to be admitted to the ICU.)
Mood value: 75 (full score is 100, less than 60 means you are in an extremely bad mood.)
Favorability: 0 (full score is 100, below 50 means a stranger, 50-60 means a nod, 60-70 means an ordinary friend, 70-80 means more than a friend, less than a lover, 80-90 means a lover
, 90-100 means love, full value means total devotion)
Comprehensive index: 90. (In order to prevent the author from receiving a lawyer's letter, the public figure system does not give opinions.)
Lin Tianwen whispered, this is also a black technology. However, "Can human detectors be changed to active detection?"
"Changed to active detection mode."
"The Xianyu system will transfer 1 billion RMB to you at 0:00 on the 1st of every month through a reasonable method. It will be liquidated at 24:00 on December 31 of every year. If the consumption is not completed, the remaining balance of the transfer will be cleared. And so on."
"One billion a month. Then you shouldn't be invited to drink tea by the relevant departments." Lin Tianwen pinched himself and it hurt. That must be true.
"Please rest assured that all funds can withstand scrutiny. You can't imagine the power of the system."
"Please note that the transfer amount cannot be used to buy stocks in the stock market, cannot be used for borrowing, and can only be used for daily consumption. In addition, daily consumption will generate twice the rebate. PS: It is not allowed to buy a luxury house worth more than 100 million and items worth more than 20 million.
There will be rebates.”
"Rebate? Spend 1 million and give me 2 million back?"
"Yes."
"I'll go, the more you use the money, the more you will get. Will the rebate money be cleared?"
"Will do."
"Okay. Where can I get the first-level genetic evolution fluid I chose?"
"..." The system did not respond.
Lin Tianwen shouted several times, but still got no response. Then he saw a very sci-fi syringe on the table.
"The salted fish turning system is about to be shut down." After saying that, the light screen in his head disappeared, as if it had never appeared.
To be continued...