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Chapter 101 Diamonds

Following the advice of the Lord, the Dental Clinic in Summer changed the price list. In the future, in addition to the money, the blood clan will also charge points for dentistry.

Nurse He supported this with both hands and feet: "You should have done this long ago. Dentists who can treat blood dentistry are scarce. No matter how expensive you charge, someone will come to see you."

Xia Yuzhou raised his eyebrows: "Why is it so scarce? Is it difficult for vampires to be dentists?"

"Not that," He Qing tucked his hands together and said shyly in a girl's voice, "Everyone is not happy to see other people's blood teeth, that would be shy! Blood teeth are like men's JJs, and cannot be easily shown to others. The dentist of the blood clan is equivalent to an orthopedic, so... is relatively scarce."

"Ha?" Xia Yuzhou was stunned and licked his exposed blood teeth. "Then my blood teeth cannot be taken back. Wouldn't it be that JJ exposed every day, just like a pervert?"

"Oh, oh!" Nurse He stomped his feet and covered his face with his hands. "That's not what he said, why are you so mad and violent!"

"Hey? Didn't this be what you said?" Xia Yuzhou glanced at him and suddenly frowned, "Removed the nail polish on your hand."

Today, Mr. He San wore a pink wig, drew matching pink crystal nails, applied Death Barbie pink lipstick, and pink eyeshadow with sequins, blinding Dr. Xia's dog eyes. Forget those exaggerated makeup, manicures must not be kept, after all, this is a medical place.

"How beautiful," He Qing reluctantly plucked his face and accused him with a grievance, "You straight men don't know how to appreciate it at all."

"It has nothing to do with whether it looks good or not. It's a professional requirement," Xia Yuzhou took a white coat and touched the red marks that could not be covered on his neck. "Also, I'm not a straight man."

Nurse He rolled his eyes and changed the man's voice: "You are not a straight man, you are very proud, right?"

"Yes, work quickly. Today, a vampire made an appointment to clean teeth, and the girl at the front desk won't come. You will leave the cashier and nurse work to you." Xia Yuzhou patted He Qing's silicone fake breast with the back of his hand, and went out to hang the [Today's Agreement Full] sign on the door. He only did this business today, and he would take his younger brother to see his daughter in the afternoon.

"Stinky hooligan!" He Qing changed into a girl voice, covered his chest and called out a fake, reluctantly put on rubber gloves, temporarily covering his expensive crystal nails, "Who did you make an appointment today? I'll help you with references, can you kill more money?"

"Dingdong, welcome!"

The sensing doorbell rang, and the man wearing a dark purple long windbreaker, a purple fisherman's hat, and a large purple mask on his face walked in. He raised the three-white dead fish eyes, like some dangerous cold-blooded animal, as if he would pounce on him in the next second: "It's me."

"Wow!" He Qing stepped back twice while wearing high heels, "Ancient and ancient, extremely ancient!"

Young Master Gu took off his hat and mask and stared at the pink young master He San: "You have learned a new voice."

He Qing: "What new voice?"

Guji: "The rooster crows."

He Qing: "..."

Gugugugugugugugugu, Gugugu!

Young Master Gu grinned: "I have been practicing jokes for the full moon dance recently, it's not bad."

He Qing: "It's not bad, sarcastic, and very funny."

Xia Yuzhou quickly separated the two to avoid fighting and turning the clinic into a colosseum: "The guest first goes to the clinic and waits. There is a clothes hanger in the room to hang a coat. Nurse He goes to prepare medicines and equipment."

Gu Ji rarely went out, nor had he ever seen a dentist, so he was curious about everything. He looked left and then in the clinic, and studied the instruments on the treatment chair.

"Which aspect did you want to do teeth beauty on the appointment phone?" Xia Yuzhou walked in with a mask and a hat and asked Young Master Gu to sit on the medical chair.

"I want to set a row of diamonds on my teeth." Gu Ji took out a small plastic box from his arms and shook it without any pain. The box contained more than a dozen small diamonds, which were still shining and moving under the cold light of the Shadowless Light. It looked like a real diamond, but it was preserved too casually.

Xia Yuzhou's mouth twitched: "I have never met a customer with such a request. Do you have any functional requirements for diamond setting?"

Young Master Gu had a good temper today, so he explained patiently. Because at the full moon dance, he would find a dark corner to hang it most of the time, and people often hit him without eyes, so he hoped that he could be seen by just baring his teeth.

Xia Yuzhou: "...then you don't need to put diamonds in it. Wouldn't it be enough to put a reflective strip on your forehead?"

Young Master Gu stretched out his index finger, covered with thin cocoons, and shook it left and right: "The Gu family has been passed down for hundreds of years. As Young Master, I have put a traffic sign on my forehead. Is it a good thing?" To put it bluntly, it just isn't rich enough.

Xia Yuzhou was speechless and explained to him: "This diamond will scratch the flesh in his mouth. Inlaying diamonds is equivalent to inserting a glass knife into his teeth. Every time you speak, chew, or even yawn, you will be cut wildly when you walk. If you don't want to pretend to be a sick and weak young man who vomits blood every three steps, it is recommended not to insert it."

The three white dead fish's eyes slowly widened.

"If you really want a shiny diamond, you can apply a lip nail or a nose ring." Dr. Xia sincerely advised.

"This is a solution," Young Master Gu pointed his chin alone, "Then you can give me a lip."

Xia Yuzhou: "…I am a dentist, so I don't do this."

Gu Ji: "Aren't it all the things on your mouth?"

Xia Yuzhou: "Those are all maintenance tools. Can you repair tractors?"

Gu Ji: "I can."

Xia Yuzhou: “…”

Xia Yuzhou: "Anyway, I won't do it, you can find a roadside shop to call yourself."

Letting a famous dentist who has been passed down from generation to generation is to let Lu Ban chop wood, chop meat, kill chickens and use a ox knife, and insult the master's skills.

Gu Ji: "I will give you three times the cost of inlay."

Xia Yuzhou turned around and shouted outside: "Nurse He, go to the tattoo shop opposite to borrow a nail gun!"

Young Master Gu: "… Craftsmen should have some backbone."

Xia Yuzhou took epidermis and pointed it under the soft lips of Young Master Gu, and said righteously: "Customers are God. A good dentist must meet all the needs of customers. As long as you give enough money, it is OK to pipe the front teeth."

On the way to Nurse He received the nail gun, Xia Yuzhou first cleaned the customer's teeth. After washing his teeth, the anesthetics would almost take effect, and the pain on his chin was already very small.

The warm fingertips wearing thin medical gloves kept sliding around his mouth. Gu Ji quietly stretched out his bloody teeth and bit the air "click".

"Sir," Xia Yuzhou touched the strong front teeth with the tip of the tooth. "I still hold a grinding wheel in my hand. If you accidentally touch it, you will smooth the bloody teeth."

The sneak attacker froze and did not dare to move anymore: "The dentist is so terrifying."

"Haha." Xia Yuzhou sneered, cleaned and disinfected him, and raised his nail gun.

"Oh, wait a moment," Gu Ji sat up and took the stainless steel nails used to pierce, "This is so ugly."

Xia Yuzhou spread out to him and showed it. All the original nails were like this. If you want to change to beautiful decorations, you have to wait a few days to change them. Young Master Gu didn't listen, so he took out a diamond on his own, borrowed a few tools from the dentist, and worked hard. Soon, a beautiful diamond lip nail was ready.

"Craftsman." Xia Yuzhou gave a thumbs up.

After installing the nail gun, Dr. Xia took out his cell phone and became familiar with the process of lip nailing. He found a ballpoint pen to mark the guest's chin: "Didn't you say that the Full Moon Dance is going to tell jokes? Why do you have to hide again?"

Young Master Gu sighed: "I hate social interaction."

The full moon dance is a social gathering for the nobles of five families. Everyone attended the event in great costumes and raised their glasses. As the young master of the Wuling clan, Gu Ji must go out for social events. However, this is too painful for the otaku. If it is not necessary, most of the time he is more willing to stay in the dark and observe silently.

"That's it," Xia Yuzhou picked up the nail gun and pointed it at the marked point. "Will you taste the blood of other blood clans at a social dance?"

"No," Gu Ji looked up at him, "I am only interested in your blood. Can't I really give me a taste? What do you want, I can exchange for you...ah!"

The steel nail penetrated the flesh with a "pop". Young Master Gu was so shocked that his lips and teeth were numb and he dared not move.

"Okay." Xia Yuzhou took advantage of the fact that the man was not able to react and quickly pulled away the ordinary steel needle that was poked into the flesh, replaced it with a diamond lip nail that had just been made, and the wound was treated in a few seconds.

Gu Ji sat up with a grin and looked at the mirror. I have to say that the dentist's hand was steady and accurate, and almost no blood was produced when the injection was done, and it didn't hurt too much.

Xia Yuzhou took off his mask: "Why are you so persistent in my blood?"

"Just curious, hiss..." Speaking would touch the muscles on the chin, Gu Ji held his chin, "In fact, the blood of the blood tribe doesn't taste good to the same kind, but your blood inexplicably attracted me."

"Don't taste good?" Xia Yuzhou frowned, "I think it's very sweet."

Gu Ji looked over in confusion: "Aren't you vegetarian? Whose blood have you tasted?"

Before Xia Yuzhou could speak, Young Master Gu suddenly realized that it was Si Jun's blood. A strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "The magical oriental species... Then, Si Jun must have tasted you too. Have he ever said what your blood tastes?"

They really haven't communicated with this question before. But looking at Si Jun's expression, it should be delicious.
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