Chapter Thirteen White Cat Salsa
The so-called second-in-command, also known as the Grain Terminal, is under his jurisdiction and he also distributes the money, grain and food in the gang. As for Heihuaqiang, it is the boss, and only considers the big things, and Jiang Ming is fully responsible for the specific details.
Heihua was so strong that Jiang Ming was naturally selfish. He called all his eighteen daughters over and lined up, so that Jiang Ming could only take the turn to someone else's house if he was pregnant. Lao Hei said it clearly that the second leader's blood was excellent, and the fat and water could not flow into the fields of outsiders.
This is really hard for Jiang Ming. Thinking about it, I am still a part of it, so I won’t give it to the female cat for the first time.
Brother Qiang is definitely very good. He found a "single room" corner for Jiang Ming, covering an area of 10 square meters. This is definitely a luxury house for cats!
"Brother, just live here with peace of mind and give birth to dozens of grandchildren for me!" Heihuaqiang said with a smile.
Jiang Ming tickled his mouth, feeling that his generation was not good, so he gave birth to a grandson for him? Then he could not become a son-in-law? Still called me brother?
However, there is not so much ethics in the cat world. Jiang Ming lies in the corner in a miserable way. More than a dozen female cats surrounded him and licked his fur together, making him wonder what to do.
"Brother, I'm alone...or, let's go out for a walk and set aside first," Jiang Ming couldn't withstand the entanglement of the female cat and asked Hei Huaqiang for his resignation.
"No hurry. It's only 9 o'clock now, there are still many people on the street, and there are many convenience stores in the community. In fact,... it can be not limited to convenience stores. There are more food in restaurants. Humans like to eat, and we cats like to eat," Hei Huaqiang smiled, as if he was a little gloating.
When they were humans, the male and female cats were the same in Jiang Ming's eyes and could not be distinguished at all. But at this time they became cats and were fucked with so many similar species. The difference between male and female is obvious, and the smell is obviously different. The female cat is a little weaker and smells particularly good on its body, unlike the Nanyuan King and Cicada Huang, which smells like a pile of garbage.
Oh my God! Is it really helpless? I've become a cat and have completely become a cat? It's so scary! Jiang Ming's heart is bleeding, and he is secretly sad... I'm speechless to the sky!
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That night, at 3:30 a.m., a Beijing Roast Duck branch next to Jingkelong Supermarket had a large foyer. More than 400 cats gathered here and completely ransacked them. At 4 a.m., the Brazilian barbecue restaurant next door did not escape the disaster. The cats licked the oil flowers on the oven stands!
Afterwards, the supermarket rolling gate was also opened by 30cm. The ham sausages, ham, Texas braised chicken, Jueweier small packaging duck neck, chicken wings, and various snacks were seriously lost. All the food on the shelves were scattered, and it was a mess!
After the cats had enough food and drink, each of them returned with a certain amount of spoils according to their own abilities. Before 5:30 am, they completed the strategic transfer and all successfully escaped back to their nests.
If you say that these cats are really not good, they can't eat one after another like humans. In the supermarket, they basically eat one bite from the east and cause disaster to make the originally tidy supermarket like pigpens, especially the cake selling points, the favorite of female cats, one by one, like taking a mud bath.
The handling capacity of more than 400 cats is also amazing! A large number of snacks blocked the underground heating passage. Before, the female cats were proud of their beautiful food packaging bags. Now they don’t take a look. With Jiang Lang, who still cares about that!
Even the female cats who died in the villa battle were no longer sad and sad. In the future, with Jiang Lang, life would be hopeful.
The wild cats were having fun, and Jiang Ming hid alone in the deepest corner of the tunnel. He was not in the mood to talk nonsense with these cats, and was sadly considering his own affairs.
In the past, he felt that the rest of his life... it was good to be a stray wild cat, but now, he seemed to have a sense of responsibility. He didn't want to be with these wild cats, but after leaving them, these brothers would return to a hungry, cold, humble and miserable life.
"Meow!" A white female cat poked her head and crawled into the gap in the garbage, looking at Jiang Ming with big watery eyes.
"husband......"
Damn! Jiang Mingxin burst into pieces. This is the first time in his life that someone called him like that... Although it was Maoyu.
The dozen cats just now kept sticking to him, saying, "What a kiss, baby, my dear, but none of them called his husband."
"Who are you?"
"I... am your eighteenth wife, Sasha," said the little female cat naively.
"Sasha?" Jiang Ming gasped. There were too many cats just now, and he couldn't recognize any of them. He didn't focus on these cats at all.
"Oh, are you okay?" Jiang Ming asked with a frown.
The little female cat pursed her lips and said, "I found that you are different from other cats."
"Different, what's the difference?" Jiang Ming said with a wry smile.
The little female cat said: "You are a cat who has seen the world and is disdainful of those who eat."
Jiang Ming sighed helplessly and did not give any answer.
Sasha continued: "At the beginning, I think you are a domestic cat from a wealthy family. It must be different from us wild cats, but later I found that it is not just as simple as having knowledge, but you... are popular."
"Popularity?" When Jiang Ming heard Sasha say this, his heart trembled, and the female cat in this tunnel could see that she was popular? Could it be that... she still has human nature and has hope of becoming a human?
"Tell me, why am I popular?" Jiang Ming asked in surprise.
Sasha pondered for a moment and said, "The popularity I am talking about is not the smell of you, but... your eyes, only humans have that kind of eyes."
"What's wrong with my eyes?" Jiang Ming blinked in confusion.
Sasha said: "Where are the pupils in cats covered by their upper eyelids? Most of them are yellow, blue or blue eyes, while your pupils are covered by one-third, and the surroundings of the eye kernel are still white. Only humans have these kinds of eyes. Do you think you are very popular?"
"Ah?" When Jiang Ming heard this, his heart thrust and he turned into a cat, but his eyes seemed to be still human.
"Husband," the little female cat leaned forward, sat down next to Jiang Ming, and murmured: "Everyone said that the life of being a beast is because of the evils I committed in my previous life. I don't know what evils I committed in my previous life. I want to be a cat in this life, and I am so envious of being a human being."
Jiang Ming looked down at his gentle "wife", thinking in his mind that Hei Huaqiang is a black cat, why is his daughter a cat with pure white fur? This seems to be in line with Mendel's genetic rules.
"Sasha, stop thinking about it. There is nothing wrong with being a cat. You can sleep when you want, eat when you want. No one cares about us," Jiang Ming comforted.
"Honey, if we can all be human in the next life, I will be a human couple with you, okay?" Sasha's head was lying under Jiang Ming's neck and rubbed her kissingly.
Jiang Ming's body trembled, and a burst of excitement flowed straight down his spine like an electric current. This feeling... I only had it when I accidentally touched the beauty on the subway. Why... Today, I actually felt this way about Sasha? Strange!
He was not physically repelled, but Jiang Ming was extremely resistant in his heart. He would rather be single for the rest of his life than have to be related to a female cat. In that case, he would be too depraved, and maybe he would really not be able to become a human again.
"husband?"
"Okay, if we all become humans in the next life, don't break your promise and don't marry me then," Jiang Ming said with a bitter smile.
"How is that possible?" Sasha looked up at Jiang Ming seriously and said, "I only recognize you as my husband in this life or in the next life, and will not give anyone else a chance."
Sasha said, her body prostrated. Although she was first in contact with a cat with a cat of the opposite sex, Jiang Ming also saw what it meant at a glance.
"Uh... Sasha, let's talk, don't do this," Jiang Ming felt a little embarrassed. After all, he was not an animal in his bones, so he wanted that without saying a few words.
"Don't you like me?" Sasha turned around and looked at Jiang Ming sadly.
"No, no, no, it has nothing to do with whether you like it or not. You said, I am very popular, Sasha, will we be better in a while? I am very confused recently..." Jiang Ming muttered with some trepidation.
Sasha turned around, snuggled beside Jiang Ming, and said with a low voice: "I know, you have just been rescued. Your master is a pervert, always bullying you. Husband, I also think you are under great pressure, so... I want to comfort you and let you relax..."
"Uh..." Jiang Ming was speechless and didn't know what to say.
The opposite sex is not like this in his eyes. They are all arrogant, rolling their eyes, and keeping others from thousands of miles away! Now Sasha is so gentle and considerate to him, even though she is just a cat... it makes it difficult for him to adapt.
Seeing Jiang Ming’s worried and embarrassed look, Sasha added: “Don’t worry, I haven’t let other cats touch it. This is my first time.”
It couldn't wait to get things done with Jiang Ming. Jiang Ming was full of thoughts and looked at Sasha contradictoryly. It would be great if Sasha was a girl. She took her back to her hometown, met her parents, and then started a happy life.
Chapter completed!