Chapter 3 The Lieutenant and the Horse
Eber's facial features themselves do not have any particularly outstanding advantages, but if you insist on finding them, you can find two.
——Each part is very delicate and delicate, just like a work of art from a master of sculptors, not like a human possession; each part has its own beauty, and it is not abrupt when combined, unified and harmonious.
Lieutenant Bellier Berndale, who was attracted by Eber's delicate facial features and beautiful eyes, only felt that the Creator was unfair.
Why did He prefer this dirty, shameless and obscene little chromogen? Why can a living person be so delicate? Why can these strange pupils be so agile?
Belijar asked questions in his heart, but his emotions could not be expressed, and his brows became tighter and tighter... She came to her senses but saw Eber looking at her without blinking, and she sneered and said:
"Ha, have you seen enough?"
Eber's pupils shrank suddenly, and then immediately changed into an introverted Muggle look, saying nonsense:
"Wuba, Luba, dabo dabo..."
The moment he recovered his consciousness, Eber's golden left eye grabbed the female lieutenant's clothing characteristics.
——Atmospheric and gorgeous but slightly soft, sapphire blue background neutral windbreaker; very few flower embroidery; sun wheel emblem with golden light; sword-shaped sleeve nails with silver light...
But the compliments in Eber's poor mind were not enough to support a compliment that praised women, let alone conform to the personality traits of the female lieutenant.
Apart from pretending to be stupid and leaving fate, Eber can do nothing now.
Bang!
The soft whip rubbed Eber's hair quickly, causing a storm that made the skin hurt, but at least the whip fell on Eber.
The female lieutenant's wrist turned magically, and the rebounding soft whip automatically rolled into a circle.
Then the female lieutenant walked up to Eber, stretched out her index finger with her left hand and raised Eber's chin, as if she was checking something.
The female lieutenant's eyelids contracted slightly, and he looked at Eber's heterochromic pupils and said slowly:
"The cat with a strange pupil, it's useless to pretend to be stupid.
"Do you think I'll let you go like this? It's too naive. Haha, 'huge treasure chest'? Why don't you continue? What's the use of pretending to be dead now?
"I will love you very much. Go and feed my horse first, and then 'flatter' it. Your good days are still long."
After saying that, the female lieutenant turned around and left casually, but she muttered in her heart:
"How could 'spirituality' be so high? There's a problem! But why didn't the badge respond?... Hiss, no matter how bad it is, it's a good material to be an 'investigator'."
The female lieutenant Belial naturally knew the purpose of Eber's pretending to be stupid, but she didn't care. Because she was willful and had the power and strength to do things according to her own mood, not to mention that she had better arrangements and arrangements for the best use of the goods.
Huh ~
The hanging heart finally let go. Eber raised his lips and smiled, blew his long-tangled bangs, then tilted his head and extended his bound hands to the same trembling coachman.
"Uncle, it's okay, it's okay. Why are you even more nervous than me? Help me unlock it, I'm going to 'flatter'." Eber leaned against the outer edge of the carriage and looked leisurely, not like he had just returned from the gates of hell.
The coachman secretly breathed a sigh of relief and coughed a few times. Then, while helping Eber untied the rope, he kindly reminded:
"Ahem, you guys are lucky, but don't think that's the end. The horse named Black Beth is enough for you to drink a pot, and it's famous."
"What are you afraid of? Could it be that it will kick me?" Eber thought that no matter how strong the military horse, who had been tamed, wouldn't be too exaggerated.
"It, will." The coachman looked at Eber seriously and nodded sincerely.
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Eber leaned back slightly, took a deep breath and walked towards the black and shiny military horse with tall and majestic fur.
The other horses eat a mixture of weeds and forages on the roadside, but Black Beth only eats high-quality forages and also cooks small foods from time to time. The life is extremely comfortable, which makes the horse envious.
Eber looked at Black Beth from afar and was immediately shocked by its outstanding temperament and image, but Eber was only a few steps closer, and the favor that had just risen was gone.
——No matter how handsome the horse is, its feces are still smelly.
The soldiers who were taking care of their horses were laughing, looking at Eber, who was tiptoing with playful expressions, hoping that Black Beth would slump to add some fun to their boring escort mission.
Eber kept his body leaning back at about fifteen degrees, reached out to hold a bundle of fodder from the baggage truck, tiptoed step by step, avoided the horse manure on the ground, and slowly walked towards Black Beth.
"Good, beg, don't kick me. Now, I'll give you something delicious." Eber stared at his copper bell-sized eyes and carefully approached the horse's head to add a bundle of hay to Black Beth.
Black Beth didn't even look at Eber, but just looked down and ate grass. Eber, who had completed the first step safely, exasperated himself again, picked up the horse brush beside him and prepared to bristle Black Beth who had removed the saddle.
"Calm down, calm down, good horse." Eber took the horse brush and approached Black Beth's neck little by little, slowly fell down, and then slid gently.
Swish, swish, swish.
Eber carefully slid his right hand, and at the same time he paid attention to Black Beth's reaction, for fear of causing it to be dissatisfied. At the beginning, Black Beth groaned a little or two, but then it lowered its head and continued to eat grass, which barely recognized Eber's service.
"Huh~, I'm scared. Although horses are herbivorous, it's still scary for such a big guy." Eber murmured in a low voice, but the work in his hands was very serious.
Eber brushed his horse's neck all the way to his butt, then he twisted his horse's tail with one hand and brushed it with the other with the horse's brush, but at this moment, something unexpected happened - Black Beth, pulled it out.
Click!
A piece of fresh horse manure fell to the ground, strong, moist, and with a foul smell of temperature.
Eber's nose twitched instinctively, then opened his mouth and closed his eyes and screamed in surprise:
"Hmph~humph~uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Stinky—dead!!"
Eber's screams rang throughout the camp, and everyone cast a curious, joking, or ridiculous look.
The horse involved, Black Beth also turned his head very humanely and looked at Eber, and there seemed to be flames burning in its eyes.
Humph!
Dong!
The horse's neighs and the horse's hooves fall.
Eber's body drew a graceful parabola and flew out with a stinking cry. Finally, with a snarling sound, it landed on a pile of soft and elastic things.
Although Eber instinctively reached out to block the horse's hooves before they hit the abdomen, and Black Beth did not use all his strength, crystal tears still appeared on the corners of Eber's eyes.
——The thing under me is so smelly!
Gupulu!
Eber immediately turned over and rushed towards the sea.
The sky was completely dark, but the happy atmosphere did not dissipate for a long time, and it roamed and fermented with the bonfire.
Chapter completed!