Chapter 26: Poisonous! Don't drink it!
The oil girl Shino is not as procrastinated as Akidoto.
As soon as Sarutobi Hinata finished speaking, he raised his left hand and prepared to play the advertisement.
Seeing that Yuuki Shino was so well-behaved and sensible, Sarutobi Hina was immediately relieved.
This is the model that our Konoha children should have.
The old face finally showed a smile from the bottom of his heart.
He nodded with satisfaction, and while continuing to taste tea, he also secretly warned himself: I am old and can't always be shocked... Even if my body can hold on, I can't bear it... Later, no matter what scene I see, I must face it calmly.
Come on, ad.
For Konoha, I will do my best and prepare...
"puff--!"
Just as he thought of this, Sarutobi Hinako was so shocked that he sprayed all his mouthful of tea.
Except for the unmovable oil girl Shino, everyone in the Naruto room was confused.
It's really a hell.
What is this?
Isn’t there at least a prelude to other advertisements?
What's the best advertisement for you, but it's a climax?
It's simply caught off guard.
At the beginning of the advertisement, deafening and violent music started to sound.
Thumb~thumb~thumb~thumb~thumb!
Thumb~thumb~thumb~thumb!
Thumb~thumb~thumb~thumb!
“Ha—————~!”
Thumb~thumb~thumb~thumb~thumb!
Thumb~thumb~thumb~thumb!
Thumb~thumb~thumb~thumb!
“Ha——————~!”
"As long as Wu Bai, Juhuasuan 55 Ceremony Big Brands are available 50% off every day!" (Photo) (Photo)
"Oh oh oh ~ you are my flower ~ I want to have you ~ in my heart ~~"
The sound was so loud that it resounded throughout the Naruto building.
For a moment, whether they were working, walking, or guards standing guard, they were all attracted by the "magic sound", forgot the work at hand, forgot what they were doing, and just stayed there.
There are only advertisements left in the entire Naruto building.
30 seconds passed.
The ad ends.
Everyone still haven't reacted.
Yum Shino raised his right hand calmly and applied his sleeves to the sunglasses stained by tea.
The sunglasses were cleaned.
Everyone still didn't respond.
Yum Shino had to take the lead in breaking the strange atmosphere: "Sir Naruto, the advertisement is over..."
Sarutobi Hinako was awakened.
The aura around her body instantly weakened a lot.
Exhausted, this time it was real exhausted.
Tired.
He felt physically and mentally exhausted.
Even the tone of speaking was no longer as full of energy as before.
"Tell me, what's your ability to use this ad?"
Yum Shino pushed her sunglasses and said seriously: "Fifty-five."
Sarutobi Hinasen: "..."
"Can you explain it more clearly?"
"No matter what damage you suffer, you can get a 50% discount. The injury will be reduced by half."
Sarutobi Hinazo nodded: "Well, I understand, can you demonstrate?"
Nowadays, no matter what weird abilities the advertising has, Sarutobi Hiruzen is no longer surprised. He is really tired... Anyway, just keep a concept.
Only you can't imagine, no advertisements can't be done.
That's right.
The oil girl Shino nodded and summoned 100 insects from her body without saying a word.
Then, without hesitation, he slapped it down.
100 bugs that had just come out to breathe fresh air were photographed as shit cakes on the spot.
Yumie Shino didn't tremble and directly used the '50% discount'.
No special effects.
Soon, fifty of the fuzzy bugs quickly reunited under everyone's noses at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Fifty insects resurrected and soon became active again.
"Cool-! Shino, your ability is so handsome! He can actually resurrect the bug?!" Seeing such an incredible picture, Inuzuka Ya shouted excitedly.
After pushing the sunglasses, Yum Shino explained: "It's not considered resurrection. In short, the damage you suffer will be reduced by half. After the battle of our Yum Girl tribe, we often lose a lot of bugs, and it takes a certain amount of time to cultivate it afterwards. In order to make up for this defect, I finally chose this ability."
Sarutobi Hina nodded weakly.
Um.
Whatever you say is what you want.
Turning his head and looking at the fourth-ranked villagers.
"What about you? What is your advertisement?"
The villager was also eye-catching. After watching the performances of the first three shit kids, he noticed Sarutobi Hiruzen's mood at this moment. He didn't dare to be as good as the first three shit kids, so he immediately started playing advertisements.
The villagers' advertisements are very ordinary.
It's just a "Sprite" advertisement.
Without Sarutobi Hinazo reminding, the villagers spontaneously explained the ability of this advertisement, nodding and bowing, "Hahaha, Lord Naruto, I don't have any special ability in this advertisement. My wish is to improve my current life. So what I request is just some ordinary drinks."
After saying that.
A round barrel appeared in front of the villagers.
The barrel was filled with ice and 12 Sprites.
The group subconsciously walked to Sprite and looked up and down.
The villagers smiled awkwardly: "Haha, dear ninjas, I'm just an ordinary drink. If you are interested, just take it. If it's not enough, I'll deliver it to your house in 6 hours?"
Looking at the Sprite on the ground, Sarutobi Hitsuzaki said in a serious tone: "Whether it is this Sprite or Snickers, in short, as long as it is an item obtained through the advertisement, don't use it at will. The medical department I will take it to analyze and confirm that it is not..."
Sarutobi Hizabuki was thinking about stopping everyone from using the items they obtained from the advertisement.
But before he could finish his words.
Akido Tingji, who had tasted the sweetness of Snickers, was very confident in the production of the advertisement and immediately used the fastest speed in his life.
Pull out a cold Sprite from the bucket.
Open the bottle cap and drink it directly.
Gulugulugulugulugulu~ha~~
A series of movements were like flowing water. Sarutobi Hinasar wanted to stop it, but there was no time to stop it.
"How? Ding Ci, is there something wrong? Do you feel uncomfortable in your body? You must tell me honestly, do you know? Old man, I will send someone to heal you immediately."
Just finished speaking.
Akido Dingji's original comfortable appearance suddenly changed, and he grabbed his neck and showed a look of horror: "There is...! There is...! It is poisonous..."
"Come on, come on!"
"Call the medical department quickly..."
Sarutobi Hizaki wanted to call people to rescue him, but before he could finish his words, Akido Teji's trembling palm suddenly grabbed Sarutobi Hizaki's wrist and struggled, "No...! No need! Don't call... Medical Department!"
"This bucket of Sprite is poisonous, don't drink it!"
"Let me help you."
Immediately, he looked at the villager, still struggling in pain: "If you have Sprite in the future, just send it to my house... Don't hurt the innocent..."
Sarui Nii: ...
Dog Fang: ...
Ayuna Girl Shino: ...
Villager:...
Chapter completed!