Chapter 62 Brain Teasers

"This..." Xu Yifei was even more confused and said to herself: "Why let her go? Otherwise, what should I do? How to do it... You bastard, it's so lustful."

After reacting, Xu Yifei was immediately embarrassed and took a light bite on Xia Yu's shoulder with a blushing face.

"Hahaha, it seems that you have the potential of an old dirty woman, and you actually understand the true meaning of this story. How can you do a mermaid without legs?" Xia Yu couldn't help laughing happily. Pulling the goddess off the altar is the greatest achievement of a man.

"Hmph, lemur." Xu Yifei cursed in anger, but her smile turned red at Hongxiong. Unexpectedly, she really understood.

"Ahem, I'll change another story to you, but the content is a bit yellow." When she walked to a crossroads, Xia Yu was waiting for the red light while preparing to continue telling the story.

"Skip the yellow spot directly." Xu Yifei reminded seriously.

"Ah, there was one that was skipped, skipped, skipped, skipped... The story was over, hahaha." Xia Yu said to herself like a lunatic, and then laughed.

"Mystery." Xu Yifei was speechless.

"Forget it, the stories I learned in the cleaning department are not suitable for children. Why don't I give you a few brain teasers and test your IQ?" Xia Yu shook her head, feeling that if this continues, Xu Yifei is likely to get angry, so she should stop when she sees it.

"Tsk, just because you still want to test my IQ?" Xu Yifei curled her lips disdainfully: "I can run the huge Xu Group. If I can reduce this IQ by 60, I can barely be considered excellent."

"Oh, hey, so smart." Xia Yu was intrigued, smiled badly, and asked, "What do rotten radishes have in common with pregnant women?"

"Ah?" Xu Yifei was stunned, thought for a moment, and said depressedly: "What is your problem? There is no connection at all, is it better to have no comparison?"

"Haha, this can only say that your IQ is not enough." Xia Yu retorted disdainfully.

"Hmph, then what do you think they have in common?" Xu Yifei snorted coldly in dissatisfaction.

"The common point is that it's too late to pull it out." Xia Yu laughed again: "If the Luola is placed in the field, it will rot. If the woman is pulled out late, it will only be unexpected, right?"

"You, you, you are too dirty." Xu Yifei collapsed directly, but she felt very interesting, with wonderful ideas and a lot of imagination.

"Hehe, how about it? I said that your IQ is not good, but you just can't. This is not difficult at all, it's just a common sense problem." Xia Yu proudly weighed Xu Yifei up.

"Come again, I've figured out your routine." Xu Yifei hummed in discontently.

"Okay. Ask a question, what do women and refrigerators have in common?" Xia Yu continued to ask.

"This... let me think about it, I will definitely think of it." Xu Yifei immediately started thinking, but after thinking for a long time, she didn't expect the answer. It was completely inconsistent, and it was even more difficult than the problem of rotten radish.

"How is it, have you thought of it?" After a moment, Xia Yu urged with a smile.

"I didn't expect that, what's the answer?" Xu Yifei asked embarrassedly with a red face.

"I dare to say that I have a high IQ, I can't guess it's so simple." Xia Yu smiled proudly and said seriously: "The common point is that you can put meat on it."

"Ah?" Xu Yifei was stunned and asked in a low voice: "I understand what is the meaning of women and meat in the refrigerator?"

"Hahaha, this question is a bit inappropriate for children. You will naturally understand it when you are in the bridal chamber." Xia Yu couldn't help laughing, and then forced her to laugh: "It seems that we were in the car that day, and you also put meat on."

"Bastard." When Xu Yifei heard this, she immediately reacted and took a bite on Xia Yu's neck with shame and anger. She was so angry that she was completely angry.

"It hurts, why do you bit my flesh?" Xia Yu was so painful that she was really bitten.

"Hmph, who told you to mention the incident that day?" Xu Yifei looked at the bloody tooth marks on Xia Yu's neck with satisfaction, and then blushed. She actually bit this guy, it smelled so bad.

"Isn't this helping you think?" Xia Yu whined aggrievedly, "Do you still want to continue?"

"Who is afraid of whom, what else do you have?" Xu Yifei snorted coldly, her whole body leaning on Xia Yu, waiting to answer the question.

"It's the question I just now. What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?" Xia Yu asked seriously.

"What's the difference?" Xu Yifei narrowed her eyes, thought quickly, and said with a blushing face: "If you put fresh meat in the refrigerator, it will freeze hard. Women... It seems to be the opposite, right?"

"I bought it, boss, you answered correctly." Xia Yu shouted exaggeratedly.

"Hmph, how can your little tricks be difficult for me? Just my IQ..." Xu Yifei immediately laughed proudly.

"But, boss, you are quite dirty, you know so much." Xia Yu interrupted Xu Yifei's words and said with a sarcastic smile.

"Bastard, I'm going to kill you." Xu Yifei then realized that she had just been answering the question, but was taken into the pit.

"Help, the president has killed someone." Xia Yu immediately accelerated and ran forward with Xu Yifei on his back.

When passers-by saw this scene, they thought it was a young couple laughing and scolding, and many people were envious.

When Xia Yu walked to the door of the villa with Xu Yifei on his back, Xu Yifei fell asleep drowsyly after working for a day.

Xia Yu looked at Xu Yifei's sleeping side face and felt peaceful. This strong woman still has a weak side after all, at least she has the potential to become an old dirty woman.

Without waking up Xu Yifei, Xia Yu kicked the doorbell with her feet and waited for the people inside to open the door.

Not long after, Su Qingqing, wearing a SpongeBob pajamas and holding a pair of big guys, opened the door.

Seeing that Xia Yu was actually carrying Xu Yifei on his back, Su Qingqing immediately exclaimed and stared at Xia Yu vigilantly: "What's wrong with Sister Feifei? Do you want to make a mistake?"

"Do you still need to get it home if you are planning a bad plan?" Xia Yu gave Su Qingqing a blank look, "There was some accident on the way and she fell asleep."

"Accident? Are you... your neck bitten by Feifei?" Su Qingqing immediately noticed the stamp on Xia Yu's neck and looked at the two of them in disbelief: "Will you go to the field to fight? Sister Feifei fell asleep when she was tired?"

"I..." Hearing this, Xia Yu's mouth twitched. This girl was the real dirty woman.

"Every girl's family, can you stop being so dirty?" Xia Yu glared at Su Qingqing and walked into the room: "Don't wake her up, you can get him to the room."

"Why did I ask me to do it?" Su Qingqing closed the door and looked at Xia Yu dissatisfiedly: "You're done with fun, and you're asking me to cure you after you. It's so shameless."
Chapter completed!