Chapter 384 Emperor Zun, save me!(1/2)
Chapter 384 Emperor, save me!
It's not okay to not take the knife.
Xu Lai was afraid that he would go to burn incense to his sister-in-law today next year.
really.
When Ruan Lan talked about the dark history of the past, Ruan Tang subconsciously patted her sister on the head with a pretty face.
If there is a knife in your hand, the picture will definitely be bloody.
“A brief.”
Not only did Ruan Lan not panic, but instead shed her pretty tongue.
Yiyi blinked her big eyes and found a place for her mother: "Mama is actually OK to cook."
"Well enough!?"
Ruan Lan exaggeratedly: "She can fry eggs to a hundred times, which is called cooking? To put it nicely, it is called black-faced cooking, but not nicely, it is murder."
Ruan Tang's face turned black.
Ruan Lan continued as if she didn't see it:
"Yiyi, you don't know. When your mother was a child, she loved to learn cooking with her grandma. At that time, the kitchen in her home was fried every three days and every five days, and the neighbors even called the police."
"If you want to call the police if you cook, you can't eat it?" Beibei was stunned.
"No."
Ruan Lan said seriously: "The neighbor suspected that my sister was working on a chemical bomb at home. Three police cars and eight special police officers came that day, I still remember it."
Xu Lai looked strange.
Ruan Tang looked like a peach blossom, and smiled and said, "Ruan Lan, let's go upstairs and have a good chat."
"I don't, I'm going to wait until the filling is reorganized and make dumplings."
Ruan Lan shook her head repeatedly, afraid that she would be silenced by her sister when she went up.
"Don't you want to learn?"
"I won't learn anymore."
Ruan Lan smiled awkwardly and said, "Sister, don't look at me with such gentle eyes. It's a big holiday, it's a terrible person."
"Well, after dinner, I'll go to your room and let us sisters say thoughtful words."
“…”
Ruan Tang was indignant: "Do you want to chat with me? You are clearly teaching me a lesson. Women, you are hypocritical!"
"Aren't you a woman too," Xu Lai curled his lips.
Yiyi stared at Ruan Lan’s chest for a long time and said seriously: “Dad, aunt is not.”
Ruan Lan: “…”
She collapsed and said, "Xu Lai, Ruan Tang, keep in mind your daughters. This is too annoying."
Ruan Tang taught a lesson: "Yiyi, you are not allowed to say that to my aunt."
"But the teacher said you should be honest." Yiyi said seriously.
"You are not honest. Your aunt is indeed a woman, but her figure is..."
Ruan Tang wanted to speak but stopped. Although he didn't say anything later, everyone understood the meaning.
Ruan Lan burst into tears.
She finally knew where she learned this "sweet words" from her nephew and daughter, and her feelings were passed down from blood.
She clenched her pink fists, smashed them into the dough, and said annoyedly: "One day, I will let you know what it means to have the world!"
No one answered.
Next, make dumplings with dough and stuffing.
Ruan Tang, the Ruan family and the three girls, Yiyi, made dumplings, which were twisted and twisted at first glance, and they were not serious dumplings.
The dumplings made by Beibei are neatly crafted, like carved out of assembly lines.
only……
Too small.
Who can resist the dumplings the size of fingernails? Adults can eat almost hundreds of them in one bite.
"This little dumpling is so cute." Ruan Tang praised.
"Uh-huh."
Beibei said happily: "I'll pack more and eat together."
Ruan Tang: “…”
This requires thousands of them, right?
Seeing the expression of my sister, Ruan Lan glared and said, "Sister, what's wrong with Jiaozi? I can't satisfy you if I'm young? Can't I eat more in one bite?"
“???”
Xu Lai asked questions all over his forehead. He felt that his sister-in-law was posing insults, not right... he was slandering!
Xu came to Ruan Tang: "Don't you say something for me?"
This time it was Ruan Tang's turn to look question-marked: "What should I say for you?"
"Then I will tell my sister-in-law myself."
"...Shut up and go to dumplings!" Ruan Tang gently kicked Xu Lai.
Soon the hot dumplings were served.
While eating, the family chatted, Yiyi whispered: "Why didn't anyone set off fireworks today?"
“Prevent pollution.”
"oh."
The little girl was a little regretful: "Qian Xiao also said that someone would set off fireworks today."
Xu Lai's heart moved and he smiled and said, "Yes."
"Where?"
Yiyi's eyes lit up.
"In the sky."
After Xu Lai finished speaking, countless fireworks suddenly bloomed in the distance, and everyone in Donghai City could see them.
The relevant departments were all confused.
Where to set it up? Fireworks are banned in the whole city!
They went crazy to investigate, but... they couldn't find the root cause and were all stupid.
No one knows.
The fireworks in the city transformed from spiritual energy were just because my daughter wanted to see them.
"Wow."
Xu Yiyi supported her little face, and the colorful fireworks reflected in her eyes, and she exclaimed: "So beautiful Dad."
"Where is you as beautiful as you."
"Hehehe."
The little girl smiled happily.
...
...
night.
Xu Lai was bathing in the hot spring in the backyard. Although he wanted to pull Ruan Tang with him, the latter was dealing with some things in the company in the study.
After all, the company has three days off, so she still has to worry more about some things.
Xu Lai suddenly opened his eyes.
A sentence rang in his ears at the right time: "The Emperor, there is a result."
Xu looked at it and it was the way of heaven.
The little guy has a red bellyband as always, and his round and fat image is so happy, but he doesn't eat candied haws.
"You've gained weight recently?" Xu Lai raised his eyebrows.
“…I’ve eaten too much these two days.”
To be continued...