Chapter 342 Xiao Bian's Male Question(1/2)
Unexpectedly, without Liu Guodong's trouble, Bian Liang could not escape the fate of being exposed.
Zhang Jin smiled secretly for a while, and quickly comforted him: "Xiao Bian, don't be too sad. If you are exposed, you will be exposed. Anyway, you are not really attracted to Doctor Wan. You are just greedy for her. Since that's the case, why not find a girl who can make you truly pink and enjoy a simple relationship? "
"What you said is easy. Is true love so easy to find? If true love is easy to find, it will not touch so many people! There are only 5,000 transformers in Quanmingde. Do you know what the chance of meeting true love is?" Bian Liang said.
"The probability is one in five thousand, it's obvious."
"you……"
"Okay, don't be angry. At worst, I'll find time to treat you to a meal!" Zhang Jin reached out and put his arm around Bian Liang's shoulder.
When Bian Liang heard this, his eyes lit up: "You are not allowed to return!"
"Of course, I always count on my words."
The two walked upstairs with their arms around the corner.
"Hey, Zhang Jin, do you have WeChat or news about Xiaojuan's cousin?"
"Uh...what do you ask this for?"
Xiao Bian, Xiao Bian, why do you always miss a man?
"Actually, after today's incident, I know that my chances of pursuing Xiaojuan are equally zero, so what you said before is right. I should change my goals. Xiaojuan's cousin is another favorite of mine!"
"..." Zhang Jin was speechless, "You should ask Doctor Wan, how could I have a WeChat account of her cousin."
Xiao Bian, it’s not that I didn’t mean to give it to you, but I just don’t want you to be addicted to male sex. Be a normal person!
"You also know that Xiaojuan and I are more embarrassed now. If you ask her about her cousin's WeChat, it will look a little scumbag."
"I think you're not a bit shit, but a shit!"
"So I'm asking you for a question!" Bian Liang scratched his head embarrassedly, "You said, will Inspector Wu know about my cousin's WeChat?"
"I probably don't know."
"No, no, she doesn't really know, she and Xiaojuan are good friends!"
"..." Zhang Jin said, "Then you might as well ask yourself?"
"I'll ask her if she can answer, what if she refuses to tell me?"
"If you help her work, she will definitely be embarrassed to refuse you."
"A good idea. Isn't it just to take photos and stamp? I'm very familiar with these businesses!" Bian Liang said confidently.
Back in the certificate application hall, Zhang Jin was arranged to help stamp and print. After a while, Wu Ai loves to come in.
"Zhang Jin, what's going on in Xiao Bian? He told me before that our security team will handle this year's September 21st. He wants to complete the major events in his life. Why has he become so attentive before noon now? Did he fail to pursue Xiaojuan?"
Hao Yun said while stamping, "Leader, what you said is wrong. Xiao Bian will fail in 99% of his pursuit of Doctor Wan. He must be mentally prepared and will not suddenly come to help because of this setback."
"Why?" Wu Aiai looked at Zhang Jin.
Zhang Jin told the two that Bian Liang wanted to get Zheng Feng’s WeChat from Wu Aiai.
"What!? It's been so long since he's been around, why can he still miss Zheng Feng?" Wu Aiai said in surprise, "Besides, I don't have Zheng Feng's WeChat, and I can't give it to him!"
Hao Yundong pressed the wedding seal hard, raised his eyebrows and sighed: "Xiao Bian pursued Doctor Wan but failed, so he pursued Zheng Feng instead. Is this the legendary male-to-master? A true hero!"
"What a hell!" Wu Aiai said contemptuously, "What a mess, it's so disgusting!"
Zhang Jin said: "Xiao Bian doesn't seem to know that Zheng Feng is a man, and he always thought he was Doctor Wan's cousin."
Wu Aiai and Hao Yun looked at each other.
"What should we do? We can't push him into the fire pit, right?"
"Hey, leader, how can you say that Zheng Feng is a fire pit? Putting aside the real male identity, just looking at his appearance and voice, who can believe that he is a man? Is it better than a girl? Look, this is the online variety show "Guess Who I am" on Zheng Feng, which is a very popular clip recently." Hao Yun handed over his phone.
Wu Aiai took over the video and saw Zheng Feng, who was dressed in a girl's daily dress, immediately amazed the guests on the stage and the audience below, not only because of his appearance, but also because of his uncontradictory female voice.
This is a skit clip. After Zheng Feng appeared, he secretly observed his partner.
"I haven't been home for a long time. What a man who is doing Sa Zi'an? Wait until I scare him!"
Then he quietly came forward to cover the other person's eyes and made a prank.
Zheng Feng: "Guess me as sui?"
Partner: "Oh, I don't know which one you are, but I'm your father!"
Zheng Feng: "Will you tell me again if you have the ability?"
Partner: "Hehe, I'm joking with you!"
"Isn't this Mingde's words? It's really funny." Wu Aiai looked at it and smiled backwards.
Hao Yun reminded: "Leader, look at the last guests and audience votes. More than 90% of people think that Zheng Feng is a girl. This is not just Xiao Bian's opinion, but Zheng Feng's women's clothing is really too confusing!"
Wu Aiai said: "When Zheng Feng doesn't wear makeup, he looks like an ordinary person, and he can't find him if he throws it into the crowd. But once he puts on makeup, he can really grasp any style. In addition, his voice talent as a parrot transformer, if he becomes a criminal, it will definitely be the most difficult type to deal with."
"You said that, it's a bit like the faceless man in Lingling paint played by Zhou Xingxing." Zhang Jin smiled.
"It's just about the powerful martial arts of a faceless man." Hao Yun added.
Wu Aiai shook her head and said, "Is it strange that Zheng Fengqi is obviously able to get rid of the threats of Zhu Wei and his siblings, but he is still pretending to be a girl and doing activities as Xia Mo. Why is that?"
"What else can you do? Two things in life, fame and fortune! They are first-tier Internet celebrities, and we can't make money in a year in ten years." Hao Yun said in a familiar tone.
Wu Aiai frowned and thoughtfully, "If you say so, what happened to Zhu Wei and his sister, it would be cheaper Zheng Feng? This money should have been made by the two brothers and sisters, but now it is..."
Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhang Jin quickly changed the topic and said, "Let's go off topic. We are talking about Xiao Bian now. Zheng Feng's affairs must not be known, otherwise he will definitely hate us."
"But you see how hard Xiao Bian is now taking photos, how can I bear to refuse to tell him?" Wu Aiai pointed to Bian Liang, who was taking wedding photos of the newlyweds in the hall outside the window.
"Leader, since you can't bear it, let me tell Xiao Bian."
"But if Xiao Bian becomes phobic from now on, it's not our business."
Listening to Zhang Jin and Hao Yun sing together, Wu Aiai was also a little nervous: "It's not that serious, then I'll consider whether to tell him."
"The leader is wise!"
Near noon, Liu Xiaohong finally handled the school teacher, cleaned up his son and returned to the bureau to step on the work of Zhang Jin and others.
Sister Hong takes action, one is the best!
Zhang Jin and Hao Yun were rushed to take photos and replaced Bian Liang who had been busy all morning.
As soon as Bian Liang had time, he immediately ran to ask Wu Aiai: "Inspector Wu, what you promised me can be fulfilled now, right?"
"This..." Wu Aiai looked at Zhang Jin and Hao Yun with help.
But the two pretended to turn a blind eye using the excuse of taking pictures of the newcomer.
"What's wrong? Inspector Wu, isn't it just taking a photo of his marriage certificate? If Zhang Jin and Hao Yun can do it well, don't worry!" Bian Liang saw that she always looked over there, so he spoke.
"Haha." Wu Aiai forced a smile. I feel relieved to them. I just don't worry about you. You said that you are not good at who you like, and I like Zheng Feng a man!
"Inspector Wu, please push me on my cousin's WeChat!" Bian Liang took out his hand and handed it to her, smiling on his face.
"That... Actually... I...she..." Wu Aiai thought about the excuse for a long time, but in the end she had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "My cousin is dead!"
"Diet? How did she die?" Bian Liang looked shocked!
"Oh, yes, get closer and smile a little sweeter. Are you getting married or not divorced? OK, prepare, one, two, three, click! OK, next one." Hao Yun waved.
Zhang Jin fiddled with the camera and looked at him speechlessly and said, "You are not taking photos, why are you talking so much next to you? You are also dubbing the camera shutter, what are you doing?"
"I..." Hao Yun was about to speak when he suddenly heard a miserable wailing sound no less than Yuan Hua in the office.
"No--!"
"What's the situation?" The two looked at each other.
After a while, Wu Aiai walked out of the office and said to the two: "I'll take a photo!"
"Leader, that was Xiao Bian's voice just now. What's wrong with him?" Hao Yun asked in a low voice.
Wu Aiai glared at him: "What else can I do to him? I just told him that Xiaojuan's cousin is dead."
"Die? How did you die?" The two of them reacted the same way as Bian Liang and asked in unison.
"Cancer, car accident and amnesia, are there any problems?" Wu Aiai reached out and pushed the two of them away, stood in front of the camera and began to fiddle with them.
"Isn't this a three-combo in Korean drama? Is this Xiao Bian also believed it?" Zhang Jin said in surprise.
"Of course, otherwise why did he scream so badly?" Wu Aiai finished speaking and said to the couple who had been waiting for a long time, "I'm going to start shooting, pay attention to the camera."
Hao Yun raised his eyebrows speechlessly and said, "I'm not dead after a car accident. I'm still losing my memory? This is too miserable! I've already figured out a classic TV series. I've thought of the title of the drama, and I'll call the Devil's stepmother home! It must be very exciting!"
Zhang Jin sighed and said, "Although the excuse is very crappy, the people who believe it are indeed a bit brainless, the ending is still good. I believe that after this incident, Xiao Bian will definitely not be obsessed with Zheng Feng anymore, and we have done a good thing."
Without Liu Guodong struggling in the bureau, although today's third game was busier than usual, there were finally no accidents.
Zhang Jinping was safe and safe until he got off work. He jumped out of his seat immediately as soon as he arrived and was the first to rush out of the office.
"Hey, why are you doing so fast? Aren't we going to share a car?" Hao Yun shouted loudly.
"You go back first, I have something to deal with."
"What's going on? Should Lao Zhang also confess his love? No, wouldn't it be better to ask for leave during the day?" Hao Yun turned his head, but found that a group of people were at the door of the household registration center, one or two of them raised their ears and eavesdropped.
To be continued...