After having sex for a while in front of the Emperor, Qin Qin reluctantly left.

That look of reluctance almost melts the heart of anyone looking at it.

"How is it?" Jiang Du waited until Qin Qin left, and the smile on his face slowly turned cold, and he asked word by word.

Emperor Zombie was silent, he was deeply silent.

He recalled his youthful days as a dog licker, and then looked at Jiang Du's ability to pick up girls as easily as a chicken.

"Why?" Emperor Zombie asked a question deep in his soul.

"Because I'm handsome!" Jiang Du directly stated his advantages.

"puff!"

A large mouthful of blood spurted out from Jiang Du's mouth.

"Seriously!" Emperor Zombie said seriously.

"What I said is true, I am so handsome!" Jiang Du yelled angrily in his heart.

Who the hell is telling you a joke? Aren’t I handsome?

I roared to my heart's content, but the reality still made me sigh quietly. It was time to teach me how to pick up girls.

"Boss Zonghuang, although I don't have much experience, these are my own techniques for picking up girls. I hope you can give me some guidance!" Jiang Du said with a smile.

First, when I was taking the Wuyoujun test, did Qin'er take special care of me?

"But I feel like she hated you at that time!" Emperor Zhan said in confusion.

"Don't worry about whether she hates me or not. Think about it, why among so many people, she doesn't take special care of others, but she takes special care of me? On the one hand, it's because I'm handsome. I don't deny this, and I can't deny it.

, but the second point is, is it because I am special in her heart?" Jiang Du analyzed calmly.

Emperor Zhan listened carefully to Jiang Du's words.

He couldn't help but nodded slightly.

Indeed, it seems to make sense.

"But that's disgust!" Zombie Emperor still felt a little resigned to death.

"Okay, let's treat her as disgusting. Think about it, she hates me and is unhappy with me. Then if I pursue her and she doesn't agree, we will completely break up. Let a person who hates me completely break up.

If you stay away from me, do you think I have made a loss or a profit?"

Zombie Emperor...

"Did you make money?"

Emperor Zombie nodded.

"Then let's come to the second hypothesis. Suppose she hates me at the beginning. Whether she hates me or likes me, at least will I leave an impression in her heart?"

"Even if it's an impression, it still has a slight advantage over the one that doesn't have any impression at all?"

"Then you start chasing her. Maybe, while chasing her, she will get to know you better. If she finds out that you are not the kind of person she hates, will there be a contrast in her heart, or even a kind of

Guilt?”

Emperor Zhan thought carefully about Jiang Du's words and couldn't help but nodded slowly.

What he said does not seem to be unreasonable.

"With the impression in your mind, you can help her do what you can, and take the initiative to talk to her if nothing happens. What if you let her know that you are chasing her? She doesn't like you, first of all

Of course she will reject you, but girls are generally thin-skinned, so she basically won’t embarrass you in public?"

Keep cheating... Bah, keep analyzing.

"What if I meet that kind of thick-skinned person?"

After hearing such a question from Emperor Zhan, Jiang Du couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

"Boss, there are thousands of women in the world. If you don't understand this girl at all, why are you chasing her? Since I want to stalk her, I will naturally find a thin-skinned girl."

"If I don't chase Qin'er, but choose to chase that Yan'er, do you believe that as long as I stalk you, that Yan'er can kill me all over the world with a knife?"

Zombie Emperor...

"A girl is an emotional creature. Many times, what she wants is not how many things you have done for her, but to enjoy the sense of responsibility you feel when you do things for her. This sense of responsibility can give her

Bringing a sense of security is what makes people happy.”

"If the other person is a little interested, then you should start asking others out to play. For asking others out, it will be even simpler, because if the other person agrees, then it means that you have successfully pursued her."

"If the other party doesn't agree, you're just talking about it, and you haven't paid much."

When it comes to chasing girls, you have to be shameless, but you have to be thick-skinned!

Why is shame necessary?

If the other party refuses once, then you should stop mentioning it and change the topic, because you are indeed stalking, but it cannot be the kind of stalking that is too repetitive.

You asked someone to go out to play, and you said it once at one o'clock in the afternoon, once at three o'clock in the afternoon, and again at five o'clock in the afternoon.

This is shameless!

It is absolutely impossible to make a date, and it may even increase resentment.

And what is thick skin?

You make an appointment with someone this afternoon, you make an appointment with someone else on Friday the next week, and you make an appointment with someone the next week.

You must find a time when the other person is resting to make an appointment. The parents of others who study every day from Monday to Friday no longer know each other. If you date someone at this time, are you toxic?

But what about after school on Friday?

How about coming earlier at noon on Sunday?

Same goes for work!

If you really can’t make a date, listen to me and withdraw!

Take some time to find new goals.

You said that I just like this person, even if she disagrees, I would rather be single than give up on her.

Your dog?

Do you like it? You are just greedy for other people's bodies, and you just want to see them look good-looking.

Your love is life-or-death, heartbreaking, and unforgettable.

You are just farting, life and death, and keep in mind that only mutual love can happen, which is accumulated over a long period of time.

You, an unrequited lover, are saying this to me, and I am ashamed of you.

Listening to Jiang Du's words, Emperor Zhan recalled his unforgettable years and couldn't help but feel a strong sense of shame in his heart.

What you said makes so much sense.

Secondly, if a woman refuses you very firmly, she may even become cold-faced when she sees you.

No contact information, no answer when talking, bought gifts and threw them away.

In this case, there is no need for Jiang Du to say anything, right?

withdraw!

Stop losses in time, this is what really needs to be done.

Then he went silent for half a month, or less, and looked for new goals.

Of course, it is best not for children to fall in love prematurely. It is more serious to focus on their studies. College students can give it a try.

third!

Show up when others are having trouble.

It is the easiest to impress people.

How to say this?

For example, it’s raining!

You took a look at the weather and saw thunderstorms and short-term heavy rainfall!

But the sky is clear outside now.

So what do you need to do?

Lying down in the dormitory to sleep? Lying on the balcony watching the students who were screaming because they got wet?

That’s so comfortable!

But do you have a partner?

Do you have a wife?

If you don’t look for them in school, when you start working, you will find that all the damn long-looking ones and the pretty ones have higher positions than you.

This is very angry!
To be continued...