Chapter 341 I'm not scolding Uncle Feng
Everyone in the Feng family's living room looked a little unnatural.
Feng Jiuci even thought that his precious son was in a car accident and his brain was knocked stupid. Are you sure this name is serious?
"Say it again, what is it called?" Feng Jiuci asked.
Doudou said: "Uncle Feng doesn't like this name?"
Those pitiful big eyes blinked at Feng Jiuci, seeking answers.
Everyone in the room shifted their gazes at this moment, not daring to meet Doudou's eyes, because the little guy's question from the depths of their souls made them feel too...
What did you say?
I don’t really want to tell lies with my eyes open.
No one dared to pay attention to Doudou. Qin Weiqian was also shocked for a while after hearing Doudou's words. Looking at Feng Jiuci, who was also confused, she suddenly felt a little funny.
Doudou said: "This name is a bit like a curse, and this is obviously a cute big cat, how does it look like a dog?"
Doudou said: "What Mommy said is that I just think this little tiger looks a bit like Uncle Feng. He also has a fierce expression on weekdays..."
"That's enough, stop talking." Feng Jiuci interrupted Doudou sharply.
Doudou tilted his head, his beautiful big eyes shining: "Is Uncle Feng angry?"
"Yeah." The man admitted without thinking.
Doudou muttered, a little unhappy: "Why is Uncle Feng angry? Then I won't give him this name."
The little guy squatted on the ground as if he had been bullied.
Feng Jiuci rubbed his eyebrows with a headache, wondering if this little ancestor could not be beaten, scolded, or even said a few words?
Does this little guy know how unpleasant the name he chose is, and he said it looks similar to Feng Jiuci... If he had been called someone else with a bad temper, he would have beaten this little guy to death long ago.
Forget it, forget it, my dear!
Feng Jiuci took a deep breath and said, "This is a pet given to you. You can name it whatever you want."
"Then it's called 'Feng Gou'?" The little guy looked surprised and cast an expectant look at Feng Jiuci. The man remained silent. Doudou continued to look at the others, and the others pretended not to hear anything.
, closed his mouth silently, turned his head and looked elsewhere...
The smart Doudou realized that no one seemed to like this name very much, and lowered his head bitterly: "Forget it, I'll give it a new name that is domineering and nice."
Feng Jiuci said: "How about you read more books?"
"Why do you want to read a book?" Doudou asked doubtfully, "Does Uncle Feng want me to find nice names in the book?"
"No." Feng Jiuci denied.
Doudou was even more confused.
Feng Jiuci said: "As long as you read two more books, you won't come up with this kind of name."
puff--
The onlookers couldn't hold it back and laughed, several times at once.
Doudou finally realized that Uncle Feng was laughing at him for being uneducated!
Doudou put his hands on his hips and said angrily: "I have obviously read a lot of books. Other children don't know as many words as I do. At my age, I can already add, subtract, multiply, and divide. They haven't even learned it by the moonlight in front of their bed."
Woolen cloth!"
"Okay, okay, you're smart, you're very smart, I haven't read a book." Feng Jiuci came straight to the prodigal array, fearing that if he kept talking, this little cutie would quarrel with him.
Doudou was still injured, and Feng Jiuci couldn't bear to see his precious son getting worse with anger.
But the little guy's name was too casual. Feng Jiuci felt that even if he didn't choose it well, he should at least choose one with a slightly more pronounced name, so he kept advising Doudou and thinking of all kinds of nice names for him.
name.
Doudou rejected them all, except the one who did not accept Feng Jiu Ci.
After holding the little tiger's head and looking at it carefully for a long time, he suddenly said: "How about we call it little baby?"
"Uh... this little tiger will be taller than a human when it grows up. It should weigh several hundred kilograms. It would be more appropriate to call it Big Baby." The housekeeper couldn't help but remind him.
Doudou blinked his big eyes: "Big babies are not cute anymore. Where can I find a cute little baby? This is the best name." Doudou held the little tiger's head and looked at it for a long time, and asked: "Little baby, how do you like it?"
Don’t like this name, baby?”
In the entire living room, everyone's faces turned dark, and they were... speechless!
But Doudou didn't notice it at all, and thought that the name she chose was particularly nice. She held the little tiger's face and kept calling him "baby". I don't know if the little tiger didn't like the name, but he got angry and banged it.
Just hit Doudou with your head.
Feng Jiuci's expression changed drastically, and he rushed forward to help the little guy, but it was too late, and he saw Doudou's little body fell to the ground with a thud, which hurt a little.
However, Doudou didn't cry, and got up angrily. Pointing at the angry little tiger with his little finger, he said, "How dare you hit me! I'm angry. You're a big tabby cat with a colorful face. You're so ugly. I'll call you that from now on."
You’re done! Huh!”
"Okay, let's call her Huahua!"
"Yes, that's right."
"Just call it Huahua!"
Everyone finally heard a normal name come out of Doudou's mouth, and they decided on it immediately, fearing that Doudou would come up with some messy name again and make them feel like they were being scolded.
Doudou, who got up from the ground, looked at the little guy who had already hid in the cage, and was stunned for a moment. Then he heard the others mouthing Huahua, and his face was full of confusion: "Uh? Are you begging Huahua?"
"Yes, the big painted face is called Huahua. It's so annoying!" The housekeeper nodded.
Doudou nodded: "Yes, let's call it Huahua. Humph, Uncle Feng, I will also fill its cage with flowers to make it mad!"
"Okay." Feng Jiuci agreed directly, feeling quite funny in his heart. This little guy is quite cute when he is angry, much cuter than the little tiger.
Feng Jiuci also felt that Doudou was very gentle when he called him. If "Uncle Feng" was changed to "Daddy", he felt that even if Doudou wanted stars in the sky, Feng Jiuci would have to find a way to give them to him.
He took it off!
After finally choosing a name and Doudou had enough fun, Feng Jiuci asked the servant to move the tiger out and took Doudou for full-body disinfection. After that, the doctor even looked at Doudou's wounds.
Doudou was quite honest. He probably finally touched his beloved little tiger as he wished. He smiled so sweetly that the corners of his mouth almost reached the base of his ears. It was very beautiful.
Feng Jiuci almost couldn't help but hold this cute little guy in his arms and kiss him hard. How could he have such a cute son?
This feeling of happiness has never been experienced before!
Chapter completed!