Chapter 2926 Establish a few rules
"You, you, I tell you, I warn you, if you dare to do this, I will die for you first!!"
"...I don't seem to say anything, right?"
Lin Hao sighed helplessly, laughing and crying: "From now on, you will be my spiritual pet. I can't take care of you yet, so why would you seal you into the toilet chamber pot? You are too underestimating people?"
"oh?
Yeah?"
The black Pixiu ran around the big pit twice, but still didn't believe Lin Hao's appearance: "Hmph, you humans are used to cheating on this Pixiu. Back then, I saw that the family was too difficult, so I lived in his house to pray for wealth, good luck for him. As a result, the man was too greedy and actually used the kindness of this Pixiu to take advantage of my unpreparedness to find evil techniques, sealed the Pixiu in the clay sculpture, and regarded me as a family heirloom, and passed it on for hundreds of generations! Hundreds of generations! Woowuwuwu..." The black Pixiu said, and suddenly sat on the edge of the big pit, buried his head in his two front legs and cried loudly, and then swallowed and continued to tell: "Later, I died in the clay sculpture, and that family persecuted auspiciousness, which caused God to persecute the auspiciousness, and his family was destroyed. I thought, God finally avenged me, and I could always give me freedom, right?
But who would have thought that the old thing in the painting world could see my existence from a pile of antiques. He broke the clay sculpture and constrained my soul. Who said I didn’t want to be reincarnated? I’m going crazy!!”
"..." "Then why did you tell Mr. Hua again that he was unwilling to devote himself to reincarnation?"
Lin Hao was speechless and secretly guessed that this Pixiu that was full of words, the old man and me, wouldn't it be a mother? Otherwise, why would he cry like an old lady's wife?
"Woooooooooooo...whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I am a Pixiu. The old thing bought me and spent a lot of money. As a Pixiu, how could I owe others money to reincarnation?
Of course, I have to serve one or two, at least I have to bring him some fortune. Only after earning enough money to buy me can I re-enter the cycle of reincarnation!”
"Well?"
Lin Hao raised his eyebrows. Since this guy's own choice, why bother to blame others for crying and robbing the world?
"You know nothing!"
The black Pixiu hummed and cursed at Lin Hao, "That old guy is addicted to painting all day long. Every time he starts painting, he is immersed in it for hundreds or thousands of years. There are several times. I finally managed to survive and come back to his senses from that painting. But before he could remind him to let me go, he pressed me on the drawing paper and entered the empty and dark realm of painting again. Damn, I am so dear, I am so awesome, a divine beast, I am treating him as a paper-pressed ruler, which is even more uncomfortable than being trapped in the clay sculpture, tens of thousands of years!"
"It's been difficult, and finally reached the end of the era. I think I can always regain my freedom, right?
As a result, I became his jailer who guarded the painting world. Oh my God, you can't imagine how I spent so many years in that painting world!!"
Lin Hao listened to the accusation of the Black Pixiu with a confused look on his face, and couldn't help but say a long time: "No wonder, you will find a way to introduce so many people who have entered the ten levels of creation into the painting world. It turns out that you can't stand it for a long time. Want to find someone to release you?"
"nonsense!"
"I only know that the old man is waiting for someone. How can I know who he is waiting for?
After so long, I have found hundreds of talented external cultivators, but those people can't even pass one of the tests set by the old guy!!"
"Then, what do you want now?"
Lin Hao looked at the black Pixiu with some confusion. This black Pixiu is now given to him by the old man of Hua. The main reason is that this black Pixiu is the entrance and exit of the painting world. No matter how bad the black Pixiu is, he will never be able to release the black Pixiu freely! But it seemed that he had guessed it. When he heard him ask, the black Pixiu who was crying loudly on the edge of the big pit suddenly stopped crying, and he raised his head to look at him tentatively: "Look at me so miserable, why not wipe off your mark on me. From now on, you walk on your Yangguan Road and I cross my single-plank bridge. We have nothing to do with each other."
"You're going to feel a loss..." The black Pixiu rolled his eyes and suddenly looked up at the Tianzong ruins where they were at this time, and smiled and said, "There are still many treasures in this ruins. This Pixiu will take those treasures for you to use as a redemption object. How about it?"
Lin Hao frowned slightly: "If I let you go free, what should I do if the entrance and exit of the painting world be when I step into the realm of the earthly immortals and still have to look for you all over the world before I can enter the painting world?"
"That's right!"
The black Pixiu also followed Lin Hao's appearance, frowned, continued to lie on the entrance of the cave, turned around and looked around, and after a long time, his eyes suddenly turned, "Let's do this, I can follow you, but we have to set a few rules!"
Lin Hao blinked: "What rules?"
"First, I am not your spiritual pet, I am a free body. I can't stop you. Now I'm just following you for the time being. You are not allowed to command me as my master. We, well, I'm older than you, and I'm much older. From now on, we will be called uncle and nephew. You call me uncle and I call you little nephew!"
In the big pit, Lin Hao's mouth twitched, and he nodded with a smile: "What's the second?"
"Second, that is, you are not allowed to let this Pixiu help you find treasure. This Pixiu is a free body. Whether you want to find treasure is my business. You are not allowed to order me!"
“What about the third one?”
"I think about it... Oh, by the way, that old guy, I'm not majestic at all. If you don't call me Hei Pi in the future, just call me uncle!"
"What about the fourth?"
"What's the fourth... I haven't figured it out yet. I'll tell you when I think about it, how about it? Will the deal be completed?"
After saying that, the black Pixiu stared at Lin Hao in the big pit with pride. At this time, he was on the big pit, looking down at Lin Hao.
In the big pit, Lin Hao exhaled a breath of turbid air, got up and patted the dust on his body. At this time, or when the black Pixiu was given conditions, he finally realized something.
In the earthly world, a sage once said: People always like to reconcile and compromise. For example, if you say that this room is too dark, you must open a window here, and everyone will definitely not allow it.
But if you advocate removing the roof, they will reconcile and are willing to open the windows.
This is the case with this Pixiu. It knows that it has its own mark on it and that it is also the entrance and exit of the painting world, so it is impossible for it to gain freedom from it.
Chapter completed!