Chapter 0005 Talk of Experience
Wan Chongshan was shocked and quickly lowered his head, and was stunned for a moment. He saw his black cotton trousers cracking from the inside of his right thigh along the seam to the bend of his knees, revealing a large number of red crotch pants that were cut inside without hesitation, which were red and black, which was particularly dazzling.
Yi Gangyu supported his forehead with his hands and said in a deep voice: "Take off your shirt and wrap it around."
Wan Chongshan quickly took off the cotton jacket on his body and wrapped it around his waist. Fortunately, he was so tall that he could be a big jacket for Yi Gangyu to use as a long gown. Otherwise, it would be quite difficult to cover it tightly.
Yi Gangyu kept his forehead holding with his hands and said, "Hurry up and go to the small restaurant in front."
Wan Chongshan's face turned red and he said angrily as he walked away: "Damn Tailor Ma, I'll rush there later. I will smash her shop, burn her tools, and beat her up for another two hours. I will be able to sleep at night."
Yi Gangyu said: "Brother Shan, Tailor Ma is nearly 70 years old."
Wan Chongshan said angrily: "I don't care!"
Yi Gangyu said: "Her granddaughter is eighteen years old and is waiting for her name to be in the boudoir."
Wan Chongshan was stunned and then said, "I haven't gotten married yet? Then I will spare the tailor this time, and I will never die next time."
Yi Gangyu smiled and said, "Okay!"
The two of them walked forward quickly. Now it was Wan Chongshan's turn to cover his face with his sleeves. When he raised his hand, he realized that he was bare-handed and had to imitate Yi Gangyu's appearance and support his forehead with his hands. At this moment, I think it must be a headache.
Fortunately, the small restaurant was not far away, and the time for a stick of incense was coming. Wan Chongshan took the lead in killing the general, with sharp eyes and quickly searched for a hidden location in the corner.
A waiter with a white rag on his left shoulder came up with a spring breeze and bowed enthusiastically, "I was napping just now, and suddenly felt a domineering aura coming to my face. I was so scared that I rolled away. I opened my eyes and looked, "Ha! It's really Mr. Wan, you are here. This shop is now much brighter."
If this kind of flattery comes to your face on weekdays, thousands of mountains will definitely be rewarded. But now the cool breeze is whizzing under your crotch. When you think of the ugly things that have been in the market for a morning, you will not feel the mood. With a wave of your hand, you sternly said: "Get out!"
The waiter was really scared this time and quickly went to the side, wondering in his heart that this damn big guy is not the best thing on weekdays, why didn’t he feel the best today?
Yi Gangyu took two steps forward and said with his ears: "Brother Shan is so angry today, please serve wine and food quickly and talk less."
The waiter nodded repeatedly.
"Uh... Is there a elegant seat in your restaurant?"
“Yes, upstairs.”
"I want it." Yi Gangyu said, "After the wine and food are served, don't disturb me again."
The two followed the waiter to the second floor and entered the elegant seat. Wan Chongshan was upset and said annoyedly: "The waiter, the food is full of food and the wine is ten kilograms. The speed is fast. If it is slow, I will demolish the broken house, and not even the door panel is full."
The waiter quickly went downstairs. Wan Chongshan sat on the long wooden bench beside the window, slapped the table suddenly, and said angrily: "A group of big and small wave hooves are so shameful and hateful!"
Yi Gangyu smiled so hard that he was as calm as water on the surface, and said, "Okay, Brother Shan, take off his pants."
Wan Chongshan stared at him and said in confusion: "What are you doing?"
"Let the waiter take it to Tailor Ma to sew it." Yi Gangyu said, "Or will you still plan to wear it back like this?"
Wan Chongshan dared not believe it, "Brother, do you know that I am wearing a pants and having wine?"
Yi Gangyu chuckled and said, "You can eat wine even with your bare butt, what's the matter?"
Wan Chongshan thought about it seriously and nodded, "Yes."
The food and food were served quickly. Yi Gangyu picked up the big shorts placed on the long wooden bench on one side and handed them to the waiter, saying, "Brother, please go to the tailor's place and ask her to sew the pants as soon as possible. This Xuanwu Silver Bead is a hard work."
The waiter was overjoyed, and quickly took over his pants and the Xuanwu Silver Bead, thanked him and left like a wind.
Wan Chongshan was stunned and asked, "Brother, did you find the money today?"
Yi Gangyu smiled and said, "My second brother was scared to death by you. A silver bead is considered shocking."
Wan Chongshan disagreed. After drinking a bowl of old wine by himself, he stared at Yi Gangyu who was sitting opposite him drinking and picking up food, frowned and said, "Brother, isn't I tell you that you have a Xuanwu Silver Bead to shock the calf, but you didn't change a set of clothes? If I remember correctly, this damn blue cloth shirt on you will probably have been wearing it for at least three years."
Yi Gangyu said: "I was comfortable to wear in the old clothes. Besides, I washed it at night and it was completely dry early in the morning, so it was fine."
Wan Chongshan sighed and shook his head and said, "It's a pity that I used up all the last ten Xuanwu Golden Beads half a month ago, otherwise I would have to give you a new one... Brother, don't worry, I rush over a few pieces of land this year, and wait until the fruits and vegetables in the field are ripe, and after selling them, there will be a large number of Xuanwu Golden Beads. Then I will take you to tailor Ma to customize two sets of cotton and linen shirts. The thing will be cool and tight when worn."
Yi Gangyu smiled slightly, raised the wine bowl and said, "Thank you Brother Shan."
Wan Chongshan got dry and smashed his mouth, saying disdainfully: "You and my brother, what are the things that are just two sets of cotton and linen shirts? By the way, let me tell you something about it. On the ninth day of the fifth month, that is, the day after tomorrow, there will be the legendary Immortal Alliance and the eight major sects to come to our town. They said they are going to recruit a group of disciples. I think this is a great opportunity. What do you think?"
Yi Gangyu asked in surprise: "Who did you hear?"
Wan Chongshan tapped the table with his right index finger and whispered: "Cai Yinwen, the woman specially assigned a golden flower to my house yesterday and told me that I must go to the town to see the fun on the ninth day of the fifth month. She said that my figure would be very likely to be attracted by Tianlongju, Shenhuangling or Pojun Mansion. Brother, you will be with the old man selling calligraphy and paintings, and you must have more knowledge than me. Do you know these things?"
Yi Gangyu shook his head and said, "I heard from the storyteller in the teahouse, but I guess he heard that he could not do it correctly."
Wan Chongshan frowned with two thick black eyebrows like brooms, drank a bowl of wine, and said in confusion: "If you don't understand, I will be even more confused. But I think about the names of these sects, and maybe I really have the ability to beat people. If I learn a few sets of tricks, you won't have to worry about being bullied. It's great, good."
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Yi Gangyu was moved. Over the years, Wan Chongshan has indeed helped him beat him up a lot. Once, Yi Gangyu sold firewood at the market. A rich young man deliberately found fault and said that his firewood was not dried and he was shameless to make money. Before Yi Gangyu could explain a few words, he was beaten by several slaves who were surrounded by the rich young man. Yi Gangyu, who was tortured to the point of being green and purple, just returned home and was seen by Wan Chongshan who came to look for him. He was furious and questioned repeatedly, but Yi Gangyu was always silent. He knew that the rich young man was rich and powerful in Digou Town, but it was not at all.
What they were like ants could provoke. Wan Chongshan asked for nothing. He slammed the door and rushed to the market to ask everyone. There were witnesses who quietly explained the truth. Wan Chongshan didn't say anything, and snatched a wooden shoulder pole. He went to the young master's house and smashed the guy when he saw a man when he saw something. Just when he was happy, a middle-aged man snatched a middle-aged man outside the door and knocked Wan Chongshan down with three punches and two kicks. The middle-aged man was still ruthless. Fortunately, Doctor Hua next door suddenly walked in and glanced at him. The middle-aged man immediately fell into a cat like a mouse, bowed his eyebrows and retreated to the side.
Afterwards, Yi Gangyu, who was chasing over, saw Wan Chongshan covered in blood and lay motionless on the ground. He thought Wan Chongshan had been beaten to death, so he picked up the wooden shoulder pole broken into two pieces on the ground and roared to find someone to fight for his life.
"What are the ghosts calling? I can't die." Doctor Hua walked over, grabbed Wan Chongshan's left wrist with his left hand, and gently put his right finger on Yi Gangyu's shoulder. Yi Gangyu was furious immediately calmed down.
Doctor Hua whispered: "Young people are impulsive and irritable. There must be a reason for coming to the door to smash. As a military strategist, you have been practicing hard for decades. You can easily subdue it, but you are so harsh. Where is the martial arts virtue?"
The middle-aged man standing with his head down, heard the soft whisper, but it seemed as if he was thunderous. He immediately knelt down on one knee and said, "When I come down, I see this young man..."
Doctor Hua nodded and said, "Stop! Don't do it again. Fortunately, it's me, if it's Mr. Helian..."
The middle-aged man was shocked, knelt down on both knees, and said tremblingly: "Thank you for your grace to the miracle doctor for not seeking it."
Doctor Hua ignored the middle-aged man and said softly: "Xiao Gang, help the big guy up and go to the backyard of my pharmacy."
The price of Wan Chongshan's success for Yi Gangyu this time was that two ribs were broken, five fingers of his left hand were broken, one right arm bone was broken, and one thigh bone was also broken. Fortunately, Doctor Hua was not famous, and his wonderful hands were rejuvenated. A few elixirs that were incredible were gone. Wan Chongshan only lay at home for seven days, and immediately jumped around again, as if his bones had never broken.
If you ask who is in the Digou Town, Wanzhong Mountain? Then only Doctor Hua is the only one.
Yi Gangyu naturally remembered this kindness of Wan Chongshan and never forgotten it.
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"Brother Shan, I think you can give it a try." Yi Gangyu said seriously, "You are born with great strength and big size. If you meet a good master and train it carefully, it will definitely be very powerful within a few years."
Wan Chongshan smiled and said, "I think so too."
But he immediately frowned again and asked, "Brother, how many years have you said?"
Yi Gangyu didn't know how to answer this question, so he said in a general way: "Maybe three or five years, at most eight or ten years."
Wan Chongshan immediately said in shock: "A few years, I've learned how to fly a bird's feather!"
Yi Gangyu said: "You have time anyway."
Wan Chongshan thought for a while and nodded, "You are right at all. I have time."
Then he shook his head and said, "It's not right at all. I'm 23 years old this year. I haven't seen what the breasts of those big and small girls look like? Speaking of breasts, it's really strange that I saw Manager Fu's daughter today. When I saw her last time, my breasts were flat like the drying glutinous rice dumplings in my house. I took a look today and was so scared that I got out of the way. It was even bigger than the butcher Lao Zhang, a butcher, the butcher, have you ever seen the plum dish. Brother, what's the point here? I thought it was very likely that Deyun big buns were stuffed with two bun shops. Do you think it's?"
Yi Gangyu was amused and crying. If Fu Zhenjun heard these words, he would be a sure thing and would not be able to escape.
Wan Chongshan was still unsatisfied and continued, "Brother, have you seen the breasts of girls big and big?"
Yi Gangyu almost squirted out a sip of old wine, swallowed it quickly, shook his head and said, "No."
Wan Chongshan's eyes rolled, and he lowered his voice and said, "Do you want to see?"
Yi Gangyu was speechless, shook his head, and then nodded slightly.
Seeing this, Wan Chongshan was overjoyed and whispered: "At night, Widow Wang met at the door of the backyard."
Yi Gangyu said in horror: "What do you want to do?"
Wan Chongshan looked angry and said annoyed: "Wife Wang is in her early thirties. Although she is a little older, her face can still be seen, which is a bit like a melon seed. She is also good in shape, with a bulging chest and a big butt. My mother said that a woman with a big butt and a bulging chest is a top-notch person, and it is a great blessing to marry her home..."
Yi Gangyu waved his hand quickly and asked in confusion: "What does this have to do with great blessings?"
Wan Chongshan couldn't believe it and said, "You are still a scholar, don't you know this?"
Yi Gangyu nodded honestly. There are really no such books in the sages recommended by Mr. Gu.
Wan Chongshan shook his head fiercely for a moment, probably because he was confused by Yi Gangyu's ignorance. He needed to wake up before he could explain it clearly to him.
Yi Gangyu held a bowl of wine in his left hand and a slice of wax beef on the wooden chopsticks in his right hand. He kept this posture and waited for the following text.
After drinking a bowl of old wine, Wan Chongshan said seriously: "What do women do when they get married? Of course, it is to do housework. The most important thing is to have babies and continue the incense. There are tricks to have babies. I told me that you are my brother, so I told you. Remember to keep it secret. Some women can give birth to babies and can give birth to babies, while others don't know at all. You say that when this baby is born, you have to eat breasts. This woman has a bulging breasts and has enough milk. Why? Because her breasts are bulging! And the big butt is also the same. A woman with a small butt must be able to give birth to one baby at a time, but it is different if she has a big butt. Maybe she can give birth to two babies at a time, even three babies, four babies, and five babies... She is comparable to a sow, do you understand?"
Yi Gangyu was obviously frightened by this amazing experience. The waxed beef held on the wooden chopsticks fell on the table with a "splash". After taking a few deep breaths, he spoke: "Brother Shan, I didn't expect there was such a profound mystery here?!"
Chapter completed!