Chapter 129: A strange plan to break the city

Hundreds of people raved together, and the sound was loud, and they could be heard all over and below the city of Baoji. Of course, the most surprising thing was the Mongolian troops stationed in Baoji. They watched the Song army move in groups, with neat ranks, and were an elite force, ready for war. Unexpectedly, the Song army not only did not attack Baoji, but also sang and danced under the city, and started a big show, and their eyes almost fell to the ground.

Since ancient times, there have been very few big dramas before the two armies fought, and they have been drowned in the long river of history. Only those who are proficient in history can learn from historical materials. For Mongolian soldiers, this is simply unimaginable, and it is impossible to be surprised.

Just when the Mongolian army was surprised, the group of Song soldiers all spoke together: "I'm the shepherd boy's thing. Shepherd cattle on the mountain every day. Seeing that the weather is sunny today, I can't help but drive the cattle to the hillside. Seeing these cattle go up the mountain to eat grass, and wait for me to sing the mountain."

He sang and opened his throat and sang, "When I go out, I look at it, no matter where I am, no matter where I am! I look at it, a girl came over there, with a flower on her head and a silk gauze on her body, and she was wearing a willow waist. She walked with a thin pinch and a scattered look. I thought to her in my heart, and I thought to her in my mouth, this lovesickness is bad, this lovesickness is bad, this lovesickness is bad."

Before the Song army could make a name for themselves, the Mongolian army on the top of the city immediately responded and started talking: "Don't look at you when you go out, but you still look at your butt?" "Wow, damn, I'll look at you with your eyes and pinch your waist."

The soldiers started to talk, and in their minds, women were one of their favorites, and they often thought about how to make a woman to play with. When Song Jun sang this, they still had the principle of not shining their eyes.

A centurion was very exaggerated. He learned from a woman to walk, and sang along while learning: "I pinched my waist with a thin pinch and a smooth walk when I walk. This lovesickness hurts me." He really took it out of context, not only did he link those sentences with ulterior motives, but also specially added a "me". His is really devoted.

The guardian of Baoji was a ten thousand men. He kicked the centurion in the butt, kicked him a dog and ate shit, and scolded, "Do you look like a sissy now?" The ten thousand men kicked the Mongolian army soldiers with a good mood to watch the show. Although he was reluctant, he didn't dare to disobey his military orders and did not dare to discuss it anymore.

"Damn, bastards, guard the city for me. If something goes wrong, I will chop your dog's head." Captain Wanwei waved his whip and cursed.

As soon as he finished speaking, a "ahha" sounded, and the shepherd boy began to say again: "Look, hey! The girl is coming over there. I don't know where she is going. I can't help but wait for her here. Oh! The little girl is coming in!" The voice was very anxious, as if the lover was waiting for his lover's love sister, and he was unbearable and unbearable.

The Mongolian soldiers could hear it clearly, and they couldn't get itchy, and kept shouting in their hearts: "Are you here, are you beautiful?" Due to the strict order of the commander of the ten thousand men, they dared not move around. The feeling of aggrievance was really indescribable.

Just when the Mongolian soldiers were unbearable, a loud female voice sounded "Wait!" Then a female voice sang: "In March, peach blossoms bloom, apricot flowers are white, and roses are red. I saw the peony and peonies bloom together. I saw a shepherd boy wearing a straw hat, a straw coat, a flute in his hand, and riding on the back of the cow. His mouth was blowing the lotus flowers falling! Brother Shepherd boy! Come here, I ask you, where do I want to buy good wine? Yiya! Yiya! "

The sound was loud, and it was definitely not from the mouth of a man. The Mongolian soldiers stretched their necks and looked down at the city. As expected, there were only a few hundred villagers in colorful clothes under the city. They were initially estimated to be less than two hundred. They were all talking in a colorful way. Although they could not see their appearance in the distance, there were many beautiful women in the south. These Mongolian soldiers were shocked and they thought they would not be too bad. At least their voices were very different from the female voices they were used to to hear. This made the Mongolian soldiers feel itchy and they wanted to snatch these flower girls immediately.

These women are not women, but Song soldiers who wear women's clothes and play women under Li Jun's orders. Naturally, they are not pure female voices when singing. These soldiers can speak and sing, and they can dance, so they are selected. Their performances are very good, so that Mongolian soldiers are not jealous and do not want to be tempted.

The military order of the commander Wan had long been thrown out of the Jiuxiaoyun.

In fact, the Mongolian soldiers had no need to worry at all, because the ten thousand men were fascinated by the captain himself. The iron-blooded soldier who was not soaked in water and fire had long disappeared. He stepped on the battlements with his right foot and stretched his neck. Looking at the group of jumping and jumping village girls, his eyes were turned, and his saliva flowed down the corners of his mouth, making a tick sound on the battlements.

The centurion who had kicked his butt suddenly became energetic and came over to smile and said, "Sir, please allow the young man to go out of the city to bring these girls into the city and respect them."

"What did you say?" Captain Wan woke up to his words and said with a solemn face: "You stupid pig, this is obviously the plan of the Southern Barbarians, to lead us out of the city. Let me tell you, see, please do not leave the city."

Captain Wan was still very military-minded and saw through Li Jun's plan. But what if he saw through it? This was arranged by Li Jun, and he was not afraid of seeing it through it.

Although a woman is important, her head is even more important. If Baoji is lost, the consequences will be very serious. The head will definitely not be saved. The centurion dares not say anything more.

The shepherd boy sang: "The shepherd boy said, "Miss, you listen: point your hand, point your east, west, and south, and north. After passing this high slope, there are several families with a big sign hanging on the willow tree. Village girl, come here, you want to buy good wine in Xinghua Village, where are you going to buy good wine, you want to buy good wine in Xinghua Village."

This is a joke from the Peking Opera "Little Cow" but was changed to the ten thousand men: "I point to the east, point to the west, point to the south, and then cross the high slope, and you will reach the little sister's ditch..." The following words are getting more and more lively, and only the hooligans who often go in and out of the flowers can sing it.

This 10-year-old man has done a lot of rape and is very knowledgeable about women. After forgetting his identity as a 10-year-old man, he is simply a super hooligan when he sang it. All kinds of vulgar words popped out of his mouth, and he also made a few moves from time to time, which was very vulgar.

The head of ten thousand men sang to the point of happiness, stretched out his right hand and said, "Get wine."

The centurion hurriedly tried to please him, handed over a bag of horse milk wine. The ten thousand men pulled out the plug and drank it, singing, "I shot one shot one from the east, one shot one from the west, one shot one from the south, one shot one shot one from the north, one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot one shot

How many Mongolian soldiers had never done anything to bully men and women? The song was so popular that they all became angry. They were not afraid to do anything because of the military orders of the ten thousand men. The ten thousand men took the lead and were like-minded. Who was concerned about anything else? They sang the gangster song with him.

For a moment, the beautiful sound of Peking Opera "Little Cow" under the city was in the city, but the gangster songs were used to respond to it on the city. The two contrasted, making people speechless.

Li Jun had long seen the reaction on the city. He knew that the Mongolian soldiers had reacted and it was time to lure the fish to take the bait. With a wave of his hand, the shepherd boy sang: "Love sister, Love brother is on the hillside. There is a nest on the hillside, two white stones in the nest, you one piece and me are the other. Love brother and Love sister sing love songs."

The shepherd boy retreated while singing, and soon disappeared from the sight of the Mongolians. Only the love songs of love come, singing between men and women, which was indescribable and tempting, which made the Mongolian soldiers who were in high spirits crazy.

There is no such thing as "Little Cowherding" joke. Li Jun added it based on the weaknesses of Mongolian soldiers, with the purpose of causing them to go crazy.

Li Jun is really an expert who is flirting with appetite. When the Mongolian soldiers flashed fire at a critical moment, it felt so unhappy. A series of national curses sounded at the top of the city. Not to mention that Mongolian soldiers who did too many bad things, any one would have such a reaction. This is human nature, and there is no need to be surprised at all. I don’t know which military soldiers opened the city gate. Once the city gate opened, the unbearable Mongolian soldiers rushed out like a swarm. The army with extremely strict military discipline turned into a mob.

Wine is a medium of sex. The chief of ten thousand men is a person who does a lot of rape. When the wine is poured, the desire will rise, the eyes will turn red, the face will flush, and the breath will be strong, which reminds people of the words of treating some kind of animals as fairies. If some kind of animals are in front of him, they may really be used as fairies.

The captain of Wan, who was unable to suppress his desire, did not stop the soldiers at all, and kept shouting: "Baby boys, bring the guys and grab the girls back." He drew out the scimitar and rushed out from behind.

With beauty in front of them, Mongolian soldiers run faster than rabbits, and they will definitely run faster than horses without riding horses. If you look at the top of the city, you will see countless Mongolian soldiers chasing the direction of the troupe disappearing like a tide. Looking at their appearance, they are afraid that they will go too late and that good things will be taken away by others.

The Mongolian army cannot live without horses. Now they don’t even ride horses, which shows how anxious they are.

"It's done, it's done, it's done." Liu Hezi looked at the running Mongolian army in disbelief.

Jiao Yu jumped high, knocked his forehead, his eyes glared like two tubes in mahjong, and shouted: "It's really done. This is so hard to believe. Master, is this dreaming? I feel it's similar to dreaming."

"You'll know if you're dreaming or not, just bite your fingers hard." Li Jun said with a smile.

Li Jun's words were originally a joke, but Jiao Yu really did it. He put his index finger in his mouth and bit it hard, screamed, and kept swaying his right hand, saying, "It hurts so much. This is not a dream, it is true. The Tartars really sang out of the city. Oh my God, you can sing Baoji even if you sing Banban a few times. Your Majesty, you are not a human, but a god." His expression was so admirable that he was written on his face.

Liu Hezi nodded and agreed, "Yes, the emperor is a dragon, the divine dragon in the sky. Zhuge Liang's plan to retreat to Sima Yi in the empty city is already unbelievable. Unexpectedly, the emperor can sing a city even when singing Banban. Only the divine dragon has such ability." He used all the expressions of all the praises and wrote them on his face.

"What's so strange about this? The Mongolians have never seen the play "Little Cowherd" so they are naturally itchy." Li Jun said humbly in his heart, "General Liu, look at you."

"Prince, please rest assured. I promise that even a Tartar can't escape." Liu Hezi was full of confidence. (Note: In ancient China, a general used this trick, and found a group of people to sing and dance under the city. After a few days, the people guarding the city relaxed. He suddenly attacked the city. The people in the city caught him off guard and took the city in one fell swoop. I'm very embarrassed, I forgot the name of this general.)

A wave of love sister and love brother's stingy voice came from the front, making the Mongolian soldiers crazy, and rushed over as if a hungry dog ​​encountered a meat bun. While rushing, he called out some stingy and vulgar words, exposing all their improper physiological needs at this moment.

The lucky group of flower girls who sing and danced were right in front of me. The Song army, who was originally a guard, didn't know where they ran. Maybe they were afraid of using the Mongolian soldiers in Fachun as alternatives and scaring them away. The Mongolian soldiers who were influential in spring would not think about these things, but just thought about how to get these flower girls back to enjoy them. They were all very happy and pounced on them like mad dogs.

Wan Wuchang aimed at the tall flower girl and rushed over, shouting: "Friends, go back with me. I have a certificate that will make you want to die in ecstasy, which is happier than being a god."

As she was about to hold Miss Hua in her arms, a sound of whispering sounds came from her lower body. It turned out that Miss Hua had a leg in her skirt and kicked her in her place. She couldn't do it without any luck. She screamed and cut off the machete in her hand at the Hua girl Huai and cursed: "You are a bitch whore who dares to kick my life. I want you to die a bad death."

As he thought, this knife was enough to chop Miss Hua to the ground. What he didn't expect was that Miss Hua cursed: "You fucking stinky Tartar, I'm going to chop your dog's head." The sword flashed, and the scimitar in his hand was cut into two pieces. I don't know when the flower girl had a cold sword in her hand, which was aiming at his neck. Under the sunlight, the sword light was as bright as a training, which was so exciting.

In the face of crisis, the head of the ten thousand men's heart disappeared completely. A lazy donkey rolled around and hid away. This knife was so powerful that it brushed its left shoulder and cut off a piece of flesh. If it slowed down, it would either lose its neck or its arms.

Just as the commander of ten thousand men was attacked, other Mongolian soldiers were also attacked. The village girls and herdsmen who were singing and dancing seemed to be magical. They didn't know where they hid their weapons. The Mongolian soldiers with a heart-warming heart only felt their eyes dazzled, and a sword light was slashing towards them. The village girls and herdsmen had already had a cold sword in their hands. The Mongolian soldiers who were thinking about the beauty of spring were hit by a sudden blow and had no time to react. Many people were hit by the sword and fell into a pool of blood.

Captain Wan was just confused for a moment, not without military talent, otherwise he would not have been on a major site like Baoji. He immediately understood that he had been fooled, and ordered loudly, saying, "Retreat, withdraw back to the city immediately."

Even if he didn't say it, the Mongolian soldiers who woke up also understood and ran back in a flash.

It is easy for them to come and difficult for them to go. If they want to retreat to the city, they don’t even have a gate. Before they could run a few steps, a group of Song troops rushed over from the front, and the swords in their hands shone in the sunlight. The group of Song troops looked like tigers rushing into the flock of sheep, and they slashed and killed them, and many Mongolian troops sprinkled blood on the spot.

This team of Song soldiers was the Song army under the command of Liu Hezi and Jiao Yu. They had already been holding back their energy. The slash and killing were awesome. The Mongolian soldiers slashed them hard, killing them in a scattered manner, with countless casualties.

The saying "Since ancient times, beautiful women have suffered misfortunes" may have been tailor-made for them. This sentence is very prejudiced and is most correct when used in Mongolian soldiers. They are determined to harm the beauty, but they are killed.

retribution!!!

"Catch him." Liu Hezi rushed towards the ten thousand men with a treasure sword like the wind.

Captain Wan had already woken up completely and knew that only when he returned to the city would be alive. After the order was completed, he spread his legs and ran away. He was really capable. His lower body was seriously injured and he ran as if he was flying. The blood in his crotch dripped down his pants on the ground. Wherever he passed, there was a thin blood line.

Such a majestic man can be a role model for men.

Liu Hezi ran in the front, and the Song army followed from behind. In the front was the commander of ten thousand men, behind him was Liu Hezi, and behind Liu Hezi were thousands of Song soldiers. If you look from the air, it will definitely be spectacular.

Seeing the suspension bridge pulling up from a distance, the ten thousand men shouted: "Release the suspension bridge quickly and put down the bridge."

A big man stood on the top of the city, telling him a ruthless reality and saying, "Tartars, Baoji has liberated the court."

The ten thousand lord, who was determined to escape, yelled before he could come back to his senses, "Who are you?"

"Xu Guanghan, a special force of the Song Dynasty," Xu Guanghan replied loudly, aiming the musket in his hand at his head, and said, "Tartars, see clearly, there are royal troops on the top of the city, and the Tartars no longer exist." With a bang, a ball of fire flashed, and a tent of blood flashed. The head of the ten thousand men exploded like a rotten watermelon, and blood and white brain splashed everywhere.

Captain Wan fell down on his back and pointed his finger at the top of the city. He couldn't even understand how Xu Guanghan and the others entered the city until he died.

No matter how majestic a man is, he will be soft and sad!

The Mongolian soldiers left the city to chase the flower girl. In a hurry, they didn't even close the city gate. As soon as the commander Wanfu and his team left the city, Xu Guanghan brought the special forces to the city. It was not easy to seize Baoji. Xu Guanghan's evaluation was "Where are we coming to attack the city, just to go to the market, just walk in with a swagger."

Baoji is a strategic location in Guanzhong, with an extremely important strategic position. The city walls are high and thick, and it is really not easy to fight hard. The Song army did not have the sharpest weapon and artillery. Not to mention this, what is more serious is that Li Jun’s troops were extremely limited. So far, there have been less than 6,000 Song army that arrived in Guanzhong, and two thousand of them were the Han army that surrendered in Lueyang.

If you attack the strong city of Baoji with such limited troops, it would be tantamount to hitting a stone with an egg. However, under the promotion of Li Jun's magical hand, the Song army not only captured Baoji, but also had no bloodshed. This was a real miracle.
Chapter completed!