Chapter 254 The villain reported to heaven on the first and fifteenth day of the lunar month (10,000 words for monthly votes)(3/5)
"The road can be expected, the road can be expected."
However, the old Taoist is also a little strange.
"Why has this merit increased so quickly recently?"
This is so fast, it seems a little unusual.
The Yin Yang Taoist once again read the merits on the tablet and walked back.
On the Huangquan River.
He learned that the three corpse gods had parasitized ghosts, gods and ordinary mortals, and finally understood the reason why the number of merits had increased so quickly recently.
If the Three Corpse Gods, or the Three Corpse Insects, spread like this, won't their merits increase rapidly?
However, even ordinary people and ghosts and gods have three corpse gods on their bodies. The Yin Yang Taoist also feels that it is a bit scary. However, compared with mortals, ghosts and gods only have one of the three corpse gods on their bodies, which is the so-called upper corpse god.
In other words, corpse worms.
It seems that the surveillance is less strict than that of ordinary mortals.
On the boat of Huangquan, the old Taoist frowned and comforted himself.
"It's a good thing that nothing happens."
"The sky knows the hearts of mortals and knows the behavior of all ghosts and gods, so mortals, ghosts and gods also have awe."
"Besides, wouldn't it be wonderful for me to have such merit?"
But in his heart, the old Taoist also secretly thought.
"Anyway, it has nothing to do with Pindao."
At this time, a three-corpse god, Lu Yinyang, emerged from his head and stood on Lao Dao's shoulder.
He nodded along with the old man and said.
"It's true, it's true, the people who are supervising are other people anyway, and they can't supervise me."
"What am I afraid of if I, Lu Yin Yang, gain merit without being monitored?"
"I'm so scared!"
"Hahahahaha, beautiful.—Beautiful.—·
As the Three Corpse God Lu Yinyang was speaking, he took out a notebook and an ink pen, and then wrote down what he just said.
To be more precise, it was written down what Lu Yinyang was thinking and secretly planning.
Old Taoist Yin Yang could see this scene clearly.
When he saw Sanhugami taking out a book and picking up a red pen, he felt confused and asked.
"Already?"
"What are you doing?"
When he saw the other party starting to write, Yin Yang immediately felt that something was wrong.
"You have a pen in your hand, what are you writing?"
When the old Yin Yang Taoist saw what was written in the book, he immediately felt smoke coming from his orifices and asked the three corpse god Lu Yin Yang Tao in a loud voice.
"Hey, why did you even write to me?"
"You and I are one."
Lu Yinyang was anxious, staring and blowing his beard.
"How can you write about me?"
The palm-sized three-corpse god Lu Yinyang glanced at the old Taoist Yin-Yang, then licked the tip of the ink pen and continued writing without stopping for a moment.
"Lu Yinyang was inexplicably shocked when he heard that the Three Corpse Gods recorded their words and deeds."
"I asked loudly, how can you write about me?"
"But I thought to myself, I, Lu Yinyang, can only monitor others, how can I be monitored by others."
"This old Taoist has a black face and a black heart. He is sanctimonious on the surface, but inside he is full of vicious schemes to cause trouble."
"The so-called method of offering the three corpse gods to monitor the monks and Taoists in Kyushu is actually replacing the heavenly mind with selfishness and seeking for one's own desires————.——
Sanhu Shen Lu Yin Yang's ink pen was writing faster and faster, and the old Taoist Yin Yang became anxious when he saw the content recorded above.
This thing is not something that can be written down once and for all, it will eventually be reported to heaven.
That is to say.
This Three Corpse God, Lu Yin Yang, actually wrote his own black material, and was going to go to heaven to get a copy of such a thing. How could he let the gods see it?
The old Taoist took a deep breath and pointed at the three gods.
"Nonsense, nonsense."
"It's all nonsense. How could you write it down like this? You quickly erased it for me.
The old Taoist Yin and Yang repeatedly scolded the three-household god Lu Yin and Yang to wipe out his dirty information.
But the Three Corpse God Lu Yinyang didn't listen at all. After sneering, he kept writing,
And the more I write, the more energetic I get.
"Lu Yinyang was so angry that he asked the Three Corpse Gods to erase the secrets from his heart. He was afraid that the Three Corpse Gods would expose his true face of sanctimoniousness, but how could the Three Corpse Gods accept his threats?
I am completely unafraid of Lu Yinyang’s threats and enforce the law impartially, recording all his words and deeds.”
The old Taoist Yin Yang was completely anxious and stretched out his hand to grab the three household gods Lu Yin Yang.
The two big hands joined together, trying to grab the three-house god Lu Yin-yang on his shoulder and snatch the book in his hand. However, the three-corpse god Lu Yin-yang turned into a wisp of blue smoke and disappeared directly into the old Taoist Yin-Yang.
on his hand, and then appeared on his other shoulder.
But the ink pen still didn't stop and was still writing.
"Lu Yinyang is so crazy that he actually wants to snatch the books of the Three Corpse Gods. This move really ignores the rules of heaven, the order of the three realms, and the authority of heaven."
"This move in the human world must be at least a serious crime that affects the nine clans. If such people are allowed to be listed in the heavenly book, it will be an injustice."
Lu Yinyang felt as if his scalp was on fire, and his orifices were roaring with smoke.
"Nonsense, nonsense."
"Stop it, stop it -"
The old Taoist Yin Yang was panting, grabbing from his left shoulder to his right shoulder, and then from right to left.
He opened his bow left and right, and then discovered that the Three Corpse God Lu Yinyang had reached the top of his head.
No matter what, there was nothing he could do to stop the Three Corpse God Lu Yinyang from continuing to write.
It seemed that to him, the Three Corpse God Lu Yinyang did not exist and was just a phantom.
He wants to catch the other person, just like trying to catch the moon in the water.
"how so?"
"How could this be?"
The old Taoist Yin Yang was extremely horrified. He suddenly discovered that he had never really understood or understood what the Three Corpse God Lu Yin Yang was.
Although these three corpse gods seemed to be the incarnations created by him, Lu Yinyang, Lu Yinyang himself did not know what these three corpse gods, Lu Yinyang, were. He just used the mechanism of the small hell that does not transform bones to create them by trickery.
These three corpse gods Lu Yinyang.
He couldn't control them, and now he couldn't erase them. Every move of the other party was beyond his control and influence, and he didn't even know how to control the other party.
In the end, Old Taoist Yin Yang could only say to the Three Corpse God Lu Yin Yang.
"You, what's the benefit of writing me like this?"
"We are one. If I don't get better, where will you end up?"
"We are all Lu Yin and Yang. We should support each other and share weal and woe as one body."
"How could you harm me like this?"
But after Lu Yinyang, the Three Corpse God, finished writing Lu Yinyang's black material, he finally stopped writing, and then said to the old Taoist Yin and Yang.
"We are one. You are you and I am me. Don't get close to me.'
"You, Lu Yinyang, are just a ghost in the netherworld. You are still in charge of the hell that does not transform into bones, and you are a Taoist who lives in the gutter."
"My Three Corpse God, Lu Yin Yang, can go to heaven."
"What kind of person are you, how dare you compare with me?"
After saying that, the three corpse gods also stroked their long beards and raised their heads high.
The Three Corpse Gods may not have much personality, but they can go to heaven to report news. They are the so-called seventh-level officials in front of the prime minister's door, and the third-level eunuch official.
This is probably the kind of thing he can listen to in heaven.
The old Taoist Yin Yang was stunned, looking at the other "self" on his shoulder with his mouth open.
To be continued...