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Chapter 131: Fake and not crazy

It was midday, and it was already noon.

But the sun is not getting smaller, but it is getting hotter and hotter.

At Su Weiyun's request, Jiang Yulang had almost finished displaying the essence of Shaolin martial arts recorded in the "Five Awesome Magical Arts".

The understanding of Shaolin martial arts among the Five Awesome Magical Arts is indeed unique, which has benefited Su Weiyun a lot.

He really didn't dare to play any tricks anymore.

Jiang Yulang just kept looking at the village and muttered in a low voice: "Why haven't Tieping Gu come back yet? Will it take so long to get some rice and well water?"

Su Weiyun smiled and said, "Are you hungry?"

Jiang Yulang touched his stomach and said, "Haha, I'm a little hungry and tired of punching."

Su Weiyun said: "If you are tired, take a rest."

Jiang Yulang said in surprise: "Senior, would you please let me rest for a while?"

Su Weiyun said lightly: "Anyway, I will not let you run away until you have finished telling the Five Awesome Magical Art."

Jiang Yulang sat on the stone. When he heard this, his teeth itched and punched the soil, and a deep fist mark was printed!

Just then, Tiepinggu's figure came from afar from the village, with a flower basket in her hand; and behind her was a limping fat man, following her stupidly.

Jiang Yulang was overjoyed and said, "Ping Gu, you are back! You... were you using my money ticket to exchange for food?"

Tie Pinggu looked at Su Weiyun hesitantly, then looked at Jiang Yulang, nodded and said, "Yes."

The big man said stupidly, "Yes, she changed it from me. You guys should eat it soon. After I finish eating, I will pack up the baskets and bowls and chopsticks."

When he spoke, he opened his big mouth and stared at the slim and beautiful Tieping Gu intently, almost draining out of water.

Jiang Yulang glanced at the fat man with disgust, but turned to Tieping Gu and said happily: "Okay, you are indeed my good wife!"

He wanted to reach out to pick up the bamboo basket, but suddenly he retracted his hand and smiled and said, "Ping Gu, then you can present the food with this senior first."

"oh."

Tieping Gu held the basket and lifted a layer of cloth, revealing five large steamed buns, a bowl of rice, and a plate of green pickles.

There is also a large bowl of slightly cloudy water.

Aunt Tieping took out the dishes one by one and said timidly: "Senior, poor mountains and bad waters, and small villages in the wild, I only get these, please have a meal."

After she finished speaking, she lowered her head and did not dare to look at Su Weiyun.

Su Weiyun smiled and said, "Your brother Yulang is already hungry and dizzy. It is a big mistake to make matters priorities. It is not right if you don't let him eat first!"

He greeted Jiang Yulang, but Jiang Yulang just walked slowly.

"Aren't you hungry? Why don't you eat?"

Jiang Yulang smiled and said, "The superiors and inferiors are orderly. Of course, the seniors use them first. How dare I take the lead?"

Su Weiyun waved his hand generously and said, "Hey, that's the case. No matter what I say to your father, it's a friend. If you are hungry, eat first, don't worry about me!"

Jiang Yulang refused: "No, no, no, no, senior should eat first!"

Su Weiyun said: "The elders give me, I dare not refuse. I ask you to eat first, you can eat first!"

Jiang Yulang was still waiting to refuse, but the fat man next to him came over stupidly, patted Su Weiyun on the back, and smiled and said, "Hahaha, so you know, I know too."

Jiang Yulang frowned.

Su Weiyun hit his thick and strong arms and smiled and said, "What do I know, what do you know?"

The fat man smiled and said, "I know the food is poisonous, so you know it too..."

Bang!

Jiang Yulang cut it on his back like lightning, making him dizzy, and even if he fell down.

"We have no grudges and grudges against you, you dare to poison the food?!"

Su Weiyun stood up suddenly, looked at the fat man lying on the ground, and said in surprise: "Ah?! This person is so vicious? Do you want to harm us?"

Jiang Yulang said: "Senior, don't worry, Yulang has knocked him unconscious."

He said, taking another step, pointing his two fingers to the Danzhong point in his heart, as if he wanted to make up for a move and kill him!

Su Weiyun suddenly stepped on the ground, grabbed Jiang Yulang's arm with both hands, and had a huge force. He threw him three feet away with a "boom".

Jiang Yulang fell to the ground and patted his sleeves. It was fine, but he hurriedly said, "Senior, you are..."

Su Weiyun smiled slightly: "Oh? It's nothing. I'll just try the trick you mentioned just now, "Let the tiger return to the mountain" is easy to use."

Jiang Yulang breathed a sigh of relief and said, "What should I do to save my life for such a traitor? Senior, please let me give in and ask me to beat this vicious fat man to death!"

Su Weiyun flipped through the basket of steamed buns and rice and smiled, "Haha, there is no need. When he wakes up, he will question it carefully and draw out the antidote. Let's take the antidote and swallow these good foods into his stomach. It has no toxins and can satisfy hunger. Isn't it beautiful?"

Jiang Yulang was stunned and said blankly: "Is there any such way to eat..."

Su Weiyun said: "Of course there is one, but who knows that every grain of food on the plate is hard to do? Didn't Jiang Biehe teach you this principle?"

Jiang Yulang said with a stern voice: "My father only taught me that I would be killed by all the evil people when I met a traitor and evil man. Only then would I be considered chivalrous and eliminate harm for the people!"

"Then Lingzun taught so well."

Su Weiyun slowly untied the small pocket hanging on the fat man's coarse cloth clothes and took out a few pieces of broken silver from it. It was the silver that Jiang Yulang gave to Tie Pinggu before.

"Tsk tsk, it costs several taels of silver to these few steamed buns. It turns out that they are black people in the black shop. But if they add poison, the price will be barely enough."

Su Weiyun picked up the silver and suddenly shouted, "Oh, this fat man was so careless that he actually stuck all the powder of "Zhuncao San" on the silver..."

Jiang Yulang's face changed instantly, and Tie Pinggu was even more shocked!

Jiang Yulang took advantage of Su Weiyun's inattention and leaned beside the fat man, pretending to go and check his clothes.

“It seems…”

Whoosh!

He suddenly made a move, pinched his hands into claws, and attacked the fat man's throat!

It uses an extremely vicious throat locking technique!

Su Weiyun was still holding silver in her hand, and the fat man was unconscious.

It seems that the fat man is bound to die!

Bang!

A figure suddenly flew up high and turned upside down several feet away!

The fat man is not dead!

Jiang Yulang's hand didn't hit his throat at all.

At the last moment, the fat man kicked Jiang Yulang out with both feet!

"Hahahaha, not only do you want to poison people, but you are also thinking about Grandpa Li!"

He laughed loudly, his mouth was almost about to open his ears.

"You...you"

Jiang Yulang panicked at first, then calmed down and said to Su Weiyun: "Senior, be careful, this person is indeed a black shop. He is not only good at using poison, but also has great martial arts skills!"

The fat man said, "Hahaha, okay, good boy. It's obviously the girl around you who spilled poison powder from a pile of silver notes into the meal, but you dare to slander me?!"

Jiang Yulang said angrily: "Nonsense, you fat man not only harms people, but also wants to sow discord. I must kill you today! No one can stop you!"

He jumped up and slashed the fat man from the air for two consecutive palms. Then he turned his moves and used the drunk Eight Immortals boxing technique to smash the fat man on the face!

Su Weiyun gently blocked the fat man, with his left and right hands forming an eagle claw, and his penis palm, flying each other.

However, after three or five moves, Jiang Yulang's offensive was resolved without a trace.

Jiang Yulang turned his body and attacked seven times in a row, and asked anxiously: "Senior, this person is a traitor and evil person. Why do you want to protect him?!"

Su Weiyun gently held his move and smiled and said, "This fat man is indeed a traitor and evil person, you are not wrong!"

"That senior..."

Su Weiyun interrupted him and said, "It's just because I recognize him."

Jiang Yulang cursed: "Sir, you two know each other? Then he was assassinating you?! It's a more serious crime, and it's a great sin!"

He looked surprised and angry, as if he had no idea about the poisoning.

Su Weiyun looked at the fat man and sighed: "Oh, if he had been born a few years earlier, you would probably not have had anything to do in the world."
Chapter completed!
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