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Chapter 66: Panda drunk

Both the monkey and the old ape have drunk fruit wine, but they do not know the principle of making wine. They just find a tree or stone cave to store the fruit wine and collect it after it is released. Most of them are useless, so both ethnic groups regard fruit wine as treasures.

Today they have gained some knowledge. Thirty-one, two-meter-high sealed gourds are sweet and refreshing when opened.

Except for the gourd that was drilled by Xiao Jingang and Xiao Bai, all the other thirty gourds were successfully brewed, which was a great harvest.

Zhang Dapeng asked the old monkey to prepare a five-layer green grass filter, filter the residue of the gourd twice, and then reinstall it in the gourd.

Thirty large gourds and fruit wines were filtered and twenty-three and a half gourds were recovered, with an elimination rate of one quarter.

Calculate based on the calculation that each large gourd contains one thousand kilograms of fruit wine, this is more than 23,000 kilograms, and there is also an almost identical amount of fruit wine in the basement of the adobe house. There should be no shortage of wine this winter.

Everyone worked very hard, and this half of the gourd wine will be divided today.

Master Monkey first served wine to the old apes. The eight old apes all received ten kilograms of fruit wine. They carried the bamboo tubes to the haystack in front of the adobe house, and they tasted it happily, and were so happy that they scratched their heads.

Master Monkey was very tasteful and prepared two goblets made of plant root vines in advance and asked Zhang Dapeng to go to the pond to drink.

Zhang Dapeng filtered the barrel of wine he had made alone and was about to go out to drink with Master Hou when he saw Xiao Jingang and Xiaobai walking in with a pile of gourds.

"What do you two mean?"

Zhang Dapeng counted, Xiao King Kong was holding two golden silk gourds in his arms and four golden silk gourds on his waist.

Xiaobai was even more overwhelmed. Six golden silk gourds hung on the dragon iron tree stick on his shoulders, each of which could hold seven or eight kilograms of fruit wine.

"Ah! This... we two help Hei Pi, Fat Tiger and others make wine."

Xiao King Kong smiled a little: "Boss, you often educate me that those who are older brothers should take good care of their brothers, so we two brothers took the initiative to do this little thing."

Xiaobai was giggling with a big mouth beside him, and he could see his throat.

Do you want to hide your little care from me? How many people have you drunk from Black Skin, Red Snake, Green Bird, and Fat Tiger?

"No! In addition, they are only seven little guys in total."

Zhang Dapeng raised his eyebrows: "Then why do you two carry twelve?"

"Isn't there a family of three in the raccoon family?"

Xiao King Kong licked his lips and said firmly: "Boss, isn't 7 plus 3 exactly 12?"

"Damn!"

Zhang Dapeng went up and was shocked.

Last time, when I was robbing a tree for thousands of miles, Zhang Dapeng complained to Xiao Jingang on the way back: I asked you to count 20 bows, but you were so real, so what if you count 25, what if you count 25? At worst, you can say that you don’t know the number.

OK, you really learned and used it, and you tricked your boss into your own.

"Ho huh huh..."

Xiaobai smiled and showed his throat again.

Bang! Zhang Dapeng turned around and patted Xiaobai's round head hard: You are pretending to be stupid, either.

"Five gourds, you two allow you to install five gourds, do you hear that?"

After Zhang Dapeng finished speaking, he left angrily.

Xiaobai put down the dragon iron stick and moved a bamboo stool to make wine.

"What are you anxious about? Don't install a gourd first."

Xiao King Kong winked beside him.

Xiaobai curled his lips: "What are you doing? How dare you not listen to what the boss said?"

"Silly Bear, drink first, drink it first, then pretend after you have enough! Don't you understand this?"

“Huh?”

Xiaobai slapped his head suddenly: "Yes! Isn't this what the boss said 'take advantage...'"

"If you don't take advantage, you will die."

"Come on, you've dropped the spoon."

"Press the gourd down and drink it first!"

These two guys pressed the big gourd down and drank it directly with a bamboo spoon.

By the pond, Zhang Dapeng and Master Hou were drinking happily and happily, especially Master Hou was so happy that he was so happy that his face was a little rosy, as if he was ten years younger.

"When I come back, what are you going to do?"

At the entrance of the castle, Xiaobai walked out from inside with a stick. Xiao King Kong pulled it back and didn't hold it, and almost fell to the ground.

Both of these guys were drunk and even forgot about drinking.

Xiaobai staggered to the bluestone square, and slammed the Longtie Tree stick on the bluestone. He shook his body and licked his lips and said, "Boss, let you see my stick method."

"Okay! You practice."

Zhang Dapeng smiled and thought Xiaobai was talking drunk.

Because there is no stick method in this world, and no one has taught Xiaobai’s stick method. In the past month, Xiaobai has done the most things he has done is to carry a big piece of wood on his body.

Brush! Xiaobai picked up the dragon iron stick and picked up a stick flower.

Not to mention, it’s still quite good!

The little guys watching the fun around him and the old ape surrounded him. Everyone also treated Xiaobai as a joke, waiting to see him make a fool of himself.

Huhuhuhuhu...

Xiaobai started its performance. Although his round body was tilted, the dragon iron stick never fell off.

At first, everyone was still smiling, watching Xiao Bai fall down east and west.

But as time goes by, the smiles on everyone's faces became more and more surprised, because Xiaobai's more and more fun was getting, but no matter how it fell, the Long Iron Stick couldn't fall off.

"Genius, genius!"

The monkey's black eyes were filled with shock, and he didn't even feel the wine in the vine glass sprinkled out: it once cultivated the best monkey, and it took three months to reach this level. This round and stupid bear actually reached this level in more than a month, which can only be described as a genius.

"What hit my eyes."

Zhang Dapeng suddenly felt a brick in his eyes, and tears slid from his dark face uncontrollably. He quickly turned around and secretly wiped the corners of his eyes.

"I, Zhang Dapeng, hate two kinds of people the most in my life: one is the one who pretends to be in front of me, and the other is the one who stops me from pretending."

"But Xiaobai, you are an exception because you are not a human."

"Child, you don't have to work so hard. You are a panda, and even if you don't know anything, I will support you for the rest of my life if you act cute every day."

Hughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

There were warm applause around, and several old apes shouted loudly to cheer for Xiaobai.

Zhang Dapeng's eyes were red with jealous eyes: Damn, there was no one of you applauded when the lord was pretending to behave.

Bang!

The stick in Xiaobai's hand flew far away, but he lay down on the ground face down, and fell asleep with his tongue sticking out.

In the distance, Xiao King Kong sat under the green pear tree with drunken eyes, gritting his teeth: "No, my position as the number one in the territory has begun to sway again."

The fat tiger ran over from a distance, and a tiger jumped onto Xiaobai's back, pressed its round head, opened its small pacifier and shouted, making the beasts next to him laugh.

Whoosh, bang!

The Chixiao Snake rushed up like a flash, and hit the fat tiger with a whip, opening its mouth to reveal the fiery red snake core and two white poisonous fangs inside.
Chapter completed!
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