As the cat mother spoke, she walked towards the entrance hall again. After a while, she opened the door and said directly: "I'm sorry, our home doesn't need insurance... Huh?! You are... Mr. Dazai

?born?"

"Hello, Mrs. Uchiha~"

That's right, the people standing at the door were none other than Dazai Osamu, Haraya and Shima Atsushi. Before returning home, at Dazai Osamu's suggestion, Haraya decided to apologize for what happened on the day of the blind date. There is no doubt that Liquor

He had memories of what happened when he was drunk. Although he said he wanted to delete that dark history from his mind, Osamu Dazai convinced him with his good tongue.

In the end, he decided to come to apologize to his previous blind date. Although, he knew very well that there was definitely something fishy behind the enthusiasm of his old partner.

By the way, Shima Atsushi’s comment on this matter is——

Mr. Dazai just thinks it’s fun to watch, right?

There is no doubt that Haraya and Shima Atsushi's evaluations are correct, because Dazai Osamu really just came to see the fun. And, for today, he even contacted the cat mother in advance and became familiar with her.

"Mr. Dazai..." The cat mother looked at Osamu Dazai who was wearing a windbreaker, then looked at Haraya who was wearing a three-piece black suit and a black windbreaker, and Atsushi Shima who was standing at the end, and said hesitantly, "

Could it be that you changed your career to selling insurance??"

Yuan Ya: "..." Poof!

Shima Atsushi: "..." Poof!

Dazai Osamu: "..." She is indeed the mother of the obi girl, she really has her style. But will he be knocked down by such words? Obviously? No~ So he waved his hand with a smile and said, "No, no, no.

~We are just here to apologize to Miss Daizi."

"...Huh?" Cat mother tilted her head.

"Because of some disrespectful things that happened before." Dazai Osamu, who knows how to whet people's appetites, said this.

"...Okay, please come in." The cat mother suddenly felt curious and subconsciously stepped out of the way, welcoming the three of them into the house.

Of course, the number of guests in the living room instantly increased to twelve.

Now, is it really true that there is no place to sit?

For the first time in his life, Cat Dad faced his own poverty: Is their house too small? There is not even a place to entertain guests...

"Um..." Cat Dad was completely confused? He began to seriously consider whether to go out and rent a conference room temporarily.

It is enough for dozens or hundreds of people to hold meetings. For some reason, he always has a subtle intuition, that is——

People will continue to come.

It can be seen that Uchiha's intuition may be inherited from her father, because...

"Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong!"

Cat father and cat mother suddenly felt weak in their legs: help! Is anyone else coming???

Guests in the house?: "..." Is there anyone else???

Although she was extremely reluctant, since someone knocked on the door, she couldn't ignore it. So, the cat mother just walked towards the entrance again. After a while, she opened the door and saw

…

A rather sunny-looking blond young man was standing at the door, and behind him stood a red-haired young man who looked a bit gloomy at first glance.

"……Who are you?"

"Hello, aunt, I am Sasuke's friend - Uzumaki Naruto!" The blond young man gave a thumbs up and smiled heartily, "I just went to Sasuke's house to look for him, but Aunt Mikoto said he was here? Excuse you.

Already?!"

"...No, are you polite?" Cat Mother waved her hand, "Then this person behind you is..."

"Ah, this one." Naruto Uzumaki replied with a smile, "This is my cousin's fiancé's junior brother. I don't know why I took him with me. But it doesn't matter. He doesn't have a strong sense of presence.

You don’t need to care!”

Cat mother: "???" Ah this...

Nagato: "..." That's not it...

He just knew that Miss Dai was an Uchiha, and he happened to hear that this fellow member was coming to the Uchiha territory, so he simply accompanied him, thinking that he had cleared the environment in advance. As a result...

...How come...you don’t have to worry about it?...

Depressed, depressed, depressed...

"...Anyway, let's come in first." The cat mother looked at her door distressedly. Good guy, half of it is sunny and half of it is about to grow mushrooms. Isn't this Mr. Nagato from the Land of Rain?

?I feel like there is moisture all over my body...

After a while...

"Sasuke!!!"

"Naruto..."

"Eh??? Why are there so many people???"

"..." x? n.

Good question.

Thanks to this, there are now fourteen guests in the living room.

Fourteen is an unlucky number in every sense of the word.

Cat Father and Cat Mother were complaining secretly, while almost helplessly looking at the people sitting and standing in the entire living room. Finally, Cat Father coughed dryly and said: "Um...hug

Sorry, everyone, we can't talk at the same time, so, otherwise... everyone will go to my study to talk in the order of arrival."

Everyone suddenly fell into silence.

At this moment, fearing that someone in the world would not be in chaos, he jumped up and sat on the table, holding his chin with one hand, and said with a smile: "Although, this is indeed a very good proposal, but

I don’t think it’s necessary, because… the purpose of everyone’s coming today is actually the same, right?”

"Same?" Cat Father and Cat Mother tilted their heads.

"That's right." Dazai Osamu raised a smile full of joy at the corner of his mouth, "Miss Dazai~"

"Tie?" Cat Father and Cat Mother tilted their heads again.

"Hi! Now please raise your hands for those who have dated Ms. Dazai!" As Dazai Osamu said this, he raised his hand, and by the way, he also raised the hand of his ex-partner.

Nagato honestly raised his hand.

Naruto Uzumaki thought for a moment and raised his hand decisively.

Uchiha Sasuke suddenly exploded? Mao: "Naruto, what hand are you raising?"

"But, Sasuke, you yourself said that 'Anko Cake Saigao' is your elder sister. In this case, I have dated him online, right? Although? I only said a few words..."

Uchiha Sasuke rolled his eyes beautifully, and then raised his hand very decisively.

Uchiha Shisui and Uchiha Itachi looked at each other and raised their hands.

Seeing this, Uchiha Kagami sighed helplessly and raised his hand.

Senju Hashirama raised his hand with a smile.

Uchiha Madara was silent for a moment, then raised his hand.

Uchiha turned red, rolled his eyes, and raised his hand decisively, and by the way, he raised Uchiha Izuna's hand.

The cat mother staggered suddenly, but fortunately she was supported by the cat father who was also staggering. At this moment, the mood of the couple was the same——

What a great guy! What a great guy! Daughter! How many people have you dated!!!

There are fourteen guests in this room. Except for two people who did not raise their hands, no one else is spared!

Bridge beans sack!

The cat mother looked confused: "Why...the two silver-haired guests didn't raise their hands? Aren't our family members silver-haired? From childhood to adulthood, we have always said that if we want to marry, we must marry someone with silver hair."

Thousand Hands Tobirama: "..."

Shima Atsushi: "..."

Cat Dad replied with a sad face: "This is probably the ideal?

The gap between it and reality..."

Cat mother: "...soga." Is it okay?

"Furthermore, since it's 'dated,'" Cat Dad said seriously, rubbing his chin, "does that mean that all of you were dumped by the belt?"

"...be gentle?!" Cat's mother poked her husband's arm desperately, "It wasn't appropriate, so I didn't continue."

The rest: "..." Ha, they are indeed her parents...

"Anyway," seeing that the situation was getting out of hand, Madara Uchiha said decisively, "I came here today just to discuss the marriage between the child and me."

Others: "……………………"

"Marriage, marriage???" Cat mother was shocked, "If I remember correctly, patriarch, you are already thirty-two years old, right? I am only in my early forties!" She didn't want to be raped by a little?

Never call someone next year “Mom”!!!
To be continued...