124, Uchiha Nekoko Café is open 2(1/2)
"Meow!"
"Meow meow~"
"Meow meow meow!"
…
Inside the store, there was a sudden roar.
The Uchiha leader knew very well that this group of people... No, Meow was definitely not trying to be cute, but, well, their words were directly changed into "Meow". The problem is, she is not proficient in this language either.
, so just pretend you didn’t hear anything!
With this thought in mind, she picked up a cat, held it in her hand and looked at it, and burst into laughter.
The one caught in her hand was the largest black cat in the room. It was covered with fur, and its right eye was looming in the fur. It faced a slightly fierce face, or rather, it was full of majesty. At first glance, it looked like a "Clan Leader Meow"
". Oh, by the way, the other cats, including it, are wearing clothes - miniature versions of the clothes they just wore. However, where the Uchiha clan emblem is printed on the clothes, the patterns have turned into pink cats.
claw.
Therefore, this patriarch cat is naturally wearing a black robe.
The Uchiha belt squatted on the ground, grabbed its armpits with both hands, raised it, looked left, right, right, left, and finally came to a comment——
"Uncle Madara, it turns out that black on you really doesn't make you look slimmer at all!"
The fattest one in the Uchiha family...cough, strong meow, it's a real deal!
Patriarch Meow: "..."
[Friendly reminder, after entering the store, customers will automatically get the "Cat is so cute, I really want to pet it, everything the cat does is right" debuff. At the same time, after the store clerk becomes a meow, his habits may be affected by his appearance.
Oh~ So, please remember, there are risks in petting cats, and you need to be careful when playing with cats~]
Uchiha tape: "???"
She was a little confused and didn't know what it meant, and then she just felt that her hands were empty. It turned out that the patriarch, Miao, actually slapped her hands with two paws. With the force of this slap, she ignored the center of the earth.
Due to the gravity and the weight of the cat, the entire cat turned into a large black cat ball, which hit her head with a "duang" sound.
"ah!"
She fell to the ground immediately while squatting.
The big black cat stepped on her face aggressively and squatted down to declare its victory.
Then he was knocked away by several flying kitten balls.
"Meow meow meow~"
"Meow meow~"
"Meow meow meow!"
…
Several kittens circled around Uchiha's belted face, patting and licking it, as if to express their inner worries.
"...I didn't
It's something." Uchiha sat up and found that there were four cats surrounding him - two curly cats, one smooth-haired cat, and the smallest one, whose cry was almost touching people's hearts.
The little black cat. She sat cross-legged, stretched out her hand to pull the four cats onto her lap, and looked worriedly in the direction of a certain patriarch cat.
I saw...
It was lying on the ground and seemed a little dizzy.
A short-haired black cat with a scar on its right face walked past it silently, then turned around and walked again.
Then, a cat with a little hair on its head but smooth hair on its body and a very beautiful long tail turned around and kicked it away.
After the beautiful long-tailed cat kicked away the short-haired scarred cat, she squatted next to the patriarch cat, leaned down and licked the latter's fur with a "loving" face, and called out "meow" twice.
The patriarch, Meow: "... Meow." He shook his head, which was still a little dizzy, and sat up, saying with a serious face that he was fine.
"...Pfft." Uchiha couldn't help laughing again.
Now she finally understands what the so-called "Black Cat Clan Pet Cafe" is all about. Are all the staff transformed into cats? And then... entertain customers?
...Hiss, are these cats really not going to scratch the guests to death?
Even Sasuke, who looks the sweetest, and Itachi, who seems to have the best temper, can't be easily touched by anyone, right?
Uchiha immediately had a headache.
At this moment, the prompt sounded again——
[The menu and items in the store have been prepared. The store manager does not need to worry about consumption. The items in the store will replenish themselves as time goes by. 】
[Then, I wish you all good luck with your business~]
Happy opening...
Is it really all good?
Isn't this really going to become a "murderous cat cafe"?
Compared with these, Uchiha is more concerned about...
After the short time just passed, the eyes of these black cats seemed to be much clearer - in other words, they seemed to have quickly got rid of the impact of the sudden animal transformation of their bodies.
Now one by one they either walked over or climbed off her lap, patted themselves in front of her and sat down according to their seniority.
After hesitating for a moment, the patriarch cat raised the soft fleshy pad with its claws retracted and placed it on her knee, as if asking, "Kid, are you okay?". Uchiha smiled and grabbed the cat again.
He lifted it up under his armpits and replied: "Don't worry~my body is not that fragile."
The patriarch, Meow, nodded seriously,
It seems that he is still a little annoyed that he could not control his so-called "cat nature" just now.
However, Ochiha Ochiha feels that it is something else rather than "cat nature" - when Madara was a boy, if someone said "You are so fat" or "Your waist...
"The bow on my head is so ugly." Cheng Hui would give him a headbutt without hesitation. So, it's not so much "cat nature" as it is... well, something that makes people feel helpless.
?Consciousness returns to the instinct of its immature period?
but……
She picked up the patriarch, Meow, and rubbed her face against his soft and hard Duji, which was both muscular and fat, with a look of satisfaction on her face: "Cute~"
Patriarch Meow: "..." After it was silent for a while, it reluctantly patted someone's little head with a soft pink flesh pad.
The next second, her knees were surrounded by five cats. They all raised their pads and patted her knees frantically, as if to say, "Partial! Partial! You are partial!" By the way, all the cats in the store,
The flesh pads are all pink, and all the members have little pink meows~
Uchiha tape: "..." Ah, you have already controlled your "cat nature" as promised?
The only exception was a certain short-haired scarred cat. He sat alone in the same position as a "cat in a group of cats", neither moving nor calling, just staring unblinkingly with his big round eyes.
She looked a little fierce at first glance, but for some reason, "poor" was written all over her body, as if to say - anyway, I am a garbage cat that no one wants, no one likes and no one loves me.
The Uchiha couldn't help but smile as he watched. He put the patriarch's cat on the ground, picked up the scarred cat, put it on his lap and stroked its head. The latter still had a fierce look on his face.
However, a comfortable purring sound overflowed from his throat. By the way, he silently looked at the "disgraced patriarch Meow" with his eyes. The round cat eyes were full of ridicule, as if to say——
Damn old man, you are already a relic of the old era!
Patriarch Meow: "..."
And at this moment...
The automatic door at the door suddenly opened silently.
The wind chime hanging by the door made a crisp sound because it felt the wind blowing.
There is no doubt that the first customer of this cat cafe has already arrived.
"Huan, welcome!" Uchiha shouted subconsciously - although it was her first time to open a cat cafe, but since this was the game this time, she could only work hard!
At the same time, not just her, all the cats in the store silently turned to look at the two people who walked in wearing bamboo hats and forehead ties.
The rebellious figure protects his forehead and wears a black red cloud robe.
Uchiha tape: "..." Hey, no? Right?
The two people who came in were one short and one tall? One was of normal build and the other was strong.
The relatively short one is actually not that short, about 1.75 meters, which is taller than the cat in the store. A little bit~ This man has a face that they are too familiar with.
"Meow?" Curly Cat Number Two, Shisui Meow, said in surprise. He was actually talking about "little weasel." Unfortunately, Uchiha Itachi, who just came in, obviously couldn't understand cat language.
Now that Akatsuki Itachi has appeared, it's easy to guess who the tall one is. That's right, Mr. Kisame Mikigaki, who has "loved Uchiha for three hundred years," will be Uchiha's mother when he is alive, and he will do it even after death.
Keeping secrets for Uchiha, he can be called the most conscientious social animal in the Naruto world. His reputation has been spread throughout the ages, and he is the wage earner coveted by countless entrepreneurial bosses.
Uchiha Itachi, who was wearing Akatsuki robe, silently stared at the girl in cat-eared maid uniform sitting cross-legged on the ground. After a moment of silence, he asked: "Excuse me, is this a dessert shop?"
Not long ago, he had just broken the wrist of his younger brother who was about to use Chidori on him, and by the way, he gave the latter a Tsukuyomi. Isn't it a wonderful mood?
Perhaps feeling his mood, his teammate Inikiki Kisame pointed out the store to him, even though the sign outside had a bunch of meaningless words written on it, such as "Utopia of Love", "Cat"
To be continued...