There is no doubt that the Uchiha clan is a clan that has taken the wonderful love of the same clan and "me against myself" to the extreme.

So at this moment, Uchiha Madara's face remained calm? He was criticizing himself, but no one thought there was a problem, except for the clan leader, Meow. After all, he was not a human now~

Immediately afterwards, Uchiha Madara turned to the page of the cat in front of him. After carefully reading its various values, he nodded with satisfaction: "Very good, very healthy. You are raising well."

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Uchiha tape: "..." Oh. You... are quite good at raising cats...

She couldn't help but think of some of the memories she had. The man in front of her always squatted in the yard early in the morning wearing a dark blue home kimono, calling "Mimi, Mimi" while using his own hands.

He made small dried fish and fed them to the dozen or so cats surrounding him. Almost every one of them, even if they didn’t have orange ones, was eventually fed by him until their belly bulged, and their short legs barely dragged them around.

The ground is just like a cat-like penguin that walks on its hands and feet.

She... She also complained about him and said, "You give them less food? It's not good because they are too fat." He would reply with a slightly embarrassed expression, "They? Come over by themselves."

"I want something to eat", so he gave it to me - a man who looked a bit fierce and had a bad temper, but he couldn't do anything about the kitten's coquettishness.

It's just that now, he doesn't even have a stable residence and environment for himself. Obviously, it's impossible to unknowingly raise a group of cats like that.

Closer to home, the introduction to Izuna on this page is - smart and sharp, clever and lively, and only well-behaved with certain people. (Note: It hates silver-haired people extremely. Please be sure not to appear in front of such guests, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences)

"You little kitten," Uchiha Madara took off the black leather glove on his right hand, leaned down and stretched out his fingers to tease Izumina's chin, "you are very classy."

Uchiha tape: "..." If you don't like silver hair, it means you have good taste? This young Madara man, please don't bring any personal goods when you masturbate the cat, thank you!

Izuna Miao very cooperatively raised her little neck and said "meow"... No, she said "meow"...

Sasuke, who was boredly poking his brother's tail from time to time with his paw, shuddered. There was a clearly visible look of disgust on the cat's face, as if to say, "That's disgusting."

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The weasel cat had no expression on his face, sitting upright like a mountain, but the tip of his tail swayed from side to side from time to time, perfectly attracting all the attention of his younger brother, the cat.

However, Madara Uchiha obviously liked this idea, so he leaned down and picked up the cat in a good mood, put it on his lap and started petting it seriously.

Uchiha: "..." She looked at the man in front of her who, although his eyebrows were stretched at this moment, there were still light lines between his eyebrows. For a moment, she didn't know what to say, so she turned around and left in silence.

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During the movement, the furry ears on her head were clearly drooped, and the tail hanging behind her was swaying listlessly, with the tip of her tail slightly curled up.

Uchiha Madara raised an eyebrow and thought: Is this prop too realistic? It is almost indistinguishable from a real cat, and it makes people want to reach out and touch it.

Of course, he was indeed not a slut who would take random chances with strange women, and he was not interested in this kind of thing. So the thought just passed by, and he gave up on the untouchable cat and turned to

Seriously, I started to pet the cat in my hand.

Not long after, Uchiha brought him a table full of desserts and tea.

After Uchiha Madara briefly inspected the food on the table, he picked up a fork and cut off a piece of yokan with the side and stuffed it into his mouth. He was slightly surprised. He originally thought that this kind of place that seemed to focus on cats would not taste too good.

Okay, I didn't expect it, but unexpectedly? It's very good.

He then took another sip of tea, which was also surprisingly smooth.

Well, I have to say, this can be said to be a small surprise that he encountered in his current "wandering career".

Sure enough, the legend I heard in the clan when I was a child is true——

When you meet a little black cat, good things will happen.

Thinking like this, he unconsciously raised the corners of his mouth slightly and touched the little head of the black cat on his knee very gently, which elicited a slurping sound again.

Uchiha, who returned to the counter, secretly looked at Madara and found that he seemed to be quite satisfied with the tea he made. He was slightly relieved. Well, although she was not particularly good at cooking or anything like that.

, but because of the memories she gained, she... quite understands the tastes of these people.

Therefore, at least in these little things, we can really try to fit their tastes as much as possible.

In any case, since I am a shopkeeper at this moment, I try my best to make the guests

?Satisfaction is naturally her duty.

Thinking like this, she suddenly felt her arms sink. It turned out that a certain patriarch cat had put its paws on her arms and raised its head to look at her.

Uchiha couldn't help but smile, and he reached out his hand and gently hooked his neck, whispering: "Come on, meow me~" Izuna is like a coquettish and cute person~

The patriarch, Miao, opened his mouth under her extremely expectant gaze?...

One bite? Bite her finger.

——Dream, kid.

——Wait? When I get back, I will let you show me your cat.

"……"Hello!

And at this moment...

The automatic sensor door opened again.

The crisp sound of wind chimes? Ringing again.

"Welcome!" Uchiha shouted subconsciously.

When she saw clearly the two people who appeared at the door this time, her expression was slightly startled - the reason? For no other reason, the people who appeared this time were serious... Konoha ninjas, wearing forehead protectors on their foreheads.

The kind that, well, definitely didn’t get a scratch.

Naturally, the two people who appeared at the door attracted the attention and vigilance of the three customers in the store.

But the Uchiha belt feels that it is not necessary. If you want to ask why, it is of course because...

Appearing at the door were the legendary "guides of the novice village" - Iruka and Mizuki.

If she read correctly, this Iruka should look to be in his early twenties, that is to say, the timeline they are in should be that Uzumaki Naruto is in school or about to graduate, but he must not have graduated yet.

After all, isn't Mizuki doing well?

Moreover, judging from their expressions, they don't recognize her, which means...are they in a world with "Obito" instead of "Otto"?

There is a saying. One, when these two people appear, the one who should be nervous is not the three people in the store, but...the two of them. It is no exaggeration to say, Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Itachi, and Mikigaki Kisame.

If anyone takes action, they can easily crush these two people to death.

But, Mizuki? Forget it, Iruka is a truly good person.

The Uchiha didn't want anything to happen to him, so she walked over with a smile: "Are you two guests? Please sit here." Then she guided them to a place where Uchiha Madara could be seen but Uchiha Itachi could not be seen.

In terms of position, there was no other reason - they both knew Uchiha Itachi, but they also didn't know Uchiha Madara.

As the process progressed, Mizuki and Iruka both turned to watch.

He glanced at Uchiha Madara, who narrowed his eyes slightly and was fully prepared to take action, but...

"Hey, Iruka." Mizuki quietly touched Iruka's shoulder with his shoulder, "At the door? That man is quite handsome."

Iruka made a "silence" gesture: "Keep your voice down, it would be too rude to be heard. However," he paused and admitted, "he is indeed quite handsome, even if he is with

Compared with Kakashi-senpai, they are on par."

Obito's ears stood up and trembled slightly as he lay lazily on the table.

Uchiha belt: "..."

Uchiha Madara: "???" He frowned slightly. These two people were indeed Konoha's ninjas, but why didn't they recognize him? Moreover, it didn't seem to be a lie at all. That guy from Senju Tobirama shouldn't

Is it strange to publish his portrait to everyone and track his whereabouts everywhere?

...Could it be that the portraits these two people got were painted by Hashirama?

This is barely understandable, because even he doesn't dare to think about how he looks in Hashirama's eyes, which must be seriously distorted.

Anyway, let’s observe first.

If necessary, he didn't want to kill a Konoha ninja whenever he saw one. Of course, if these two people were looking for death themselves, he wouldn't be blamed.

Uchiha was secretly relieved: Sure enough, her judgment was correct. Most of the ordinary Konoha ninjas in later generations don't know Uncle Madara, or rather, they don't know what Uncle Madara looked like when he was young.

However, there is actually no problem with Uchiha Madara’s judgment. The Uchiha Madara in Senju Hashirama’s brain and the Uchiha Madara in Senju Tobirama’s works are equivalent to the cartoon ending theme of Uchiha Madara smiling under the moon.

Although he is indeed the same person as Uchiha Madara, who has a "child-eating" expression on his face in the comics, the difference is really huge... I can only say, Kitchen and Kuro are really very different.

"Two guests, this is our menu." Uchiha handed over the menu.

"Iruka, it's casual. I'm treating you today." Mizuki said with a smile. He has always been very professional and hard-working when it comes to deliberately building a relationship with Iruka.

"...No, let's each pay what we have."

"Okay, Iruka, we told you before you came here, okay?" Mizuki insisted, "Besides, I just received a mission payment, so I have plenty of money."

"...Thank you then." Iruka said with a slightly dazed expression.

Uchiha has a dead look in his eyes? Looking at this

She still vaguely remembers this scene... In the early years, when the original work was still very early, before everyone knew that the words on the commemorative monument that Kakashi always visited were "Obito" and "Obito"

When we were still in "Mimi? Capital", before a certain girl officially appeared on the scene, the CP of Kakashi x Iruka was super hot and invincible, and Mizuki, because of his too close relationship with Iruka,

Always in the position of ex-boyfriend, ex-husband, third party or pornographic person.

emmmm……
To be continued...