160, Uchiha Cat Cafe opened 39(1/2)
Following the words of the boy Obito, the black cats all rolled their eyes——
Good guy, when he looks okay, he is your dad, but when he is a pervert, he is not. Can’t you see, your little kid is pretty good at making things happen?
There is no doubt that the adult Obito has been decisively expelled by the boy Obito because of his abnormal behavior just now. In addition to his "family status", the boy Obito has shown a little bit of his age even though he is still young.
Uchiha's "vindictive" nature, or in other words, in his opinion, it is impossible to have true relatives. He will hurt himself, just like his sister. Although he keeps saying that they have no relationship, he is still willing to give him rua ears and tails to help him.
Making lunch, but this young man wanted to hurt him. He would not want to hurt his relatives, so the person who wanted to hurt him must not be his relatives.
Uchiha Obito's world is always too black and white, going from one extreme to another.
As for why two people look similar, he really wants to be open-minded? Don’t ask, it’s just that my parents were lazy when it came to their looks when they gave birth to their children. Anyway, this is normal in their family.
As for why he felt an inexplicable intimacy with the other person, he also wondered why - it was like looking in the mirror. He was suddenly shocked by the appearance that seemed to be his future, and was temporarily immersed in the thought of "Fuck, I'm so handsome."
"The subtle feeling, but now, he is completely awake.
He has never been able to hide things on his face, so when he thought like this, almost everyone in the place knew what he was thinking.
Uchiha tape: "???" What the hell!
Although she was complaining in her heart, the other black cats of the Uchiha clan nodded repeatedly. There is no doubt that the thinking mode of the boy Obito has been widely recognized by the compatriots of the clan - although he is annoying.
, but his logical thinking is still quite strong. This too strange idea can be ranked among the best even among his clan. The future is promising, indeed the future is promising. It seems that this Obito, as long as he is not beaten by others,
Even adults with cerebral palsy can successfully open a kaleidoscope.
Even the patriarch, Meow, couldn't help but nod secretly after hearing this. If he had met not a kid but this stupid kid back then, when he first came into contact with this idea, he would have thought it was a useful one.
He is a talented person. Well, he is a handy tool man.
Adult Obito: "..." Was this what I did when I was a child?
……never mind.
It's not rare for him to have a son like this
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It's good to be single, but if he gives birth to such a son, he will want to stuff him back into his mother's womb with one hand... He can definitely do it with a divine power.
Oh, no, he has no divine power now.
With this thought, he looked at the Uchiha belt and asked in a deep voice: "How do you want to 'deal' with me?" Would you also turn him into a black cat who loves to get into trash cans?
Obito's eyes were suddenly full of disgust, and he let out a "meow", which roughly meant -
Give up, this year you have to compete for jobs as a cat, are you worthy?
"...I won't do anything to you." Ochiha Ochi replied, "Since you have come to our store, you are a customer of our store. As long as you abide by the rules of our store, you can come and go normally."
"……really?"
"really."
"really?"
"really."
"of……"
"If you keep being verbose, believe it or not, I will turn you into a trash can."
"What about my condition?"
"Leave? Here, it will be lifted naturally."
As an adult, Obito stopped being verbose and stood up very decisively. He took off his money bag and put it on the table beside him: "This is the compensation." After that, he put it on again without hesitation.
Put on that mask and turn around and leave?.
If you can't afford to offend, just hide away. There's no shame in being stubborn.
This is the valuable experience he has learned over the years. Even a dead old man can burrow into a hole in the ground for decades. From an old cat to a white-skinned mouse, what is he afraid of being embarrassed about? He is still wearing the "Yuzhi"
Where’s the vest of “Haubara”?
——What is shameful is the shameless Uchiha Madara. What does it have to do with this man who is nobody?
Since the other party could easily restrain him or even kill him, there was no need to fool him. So, since she said she could leave, he would just walk and see if it didn't work, and then talk again.
If you stay, the danger will be greater anyway.
only……
Before leaving, his eyes were still on Hatake Kakashi and Nohara Rin, but in the end, he didn't say anything, just pushed the door open and left without hesitation. If so, that person
If Tsuchi is not his boyhood self, then these two people are not his Kakashi and Rin.
His dead geniuses Kakashi and Lin are irreplaceable. Since they are not, then even if they look similar, even if they are exactly the same, they are not fakes after all.
And not long after, he will surely find out that this store suddenly disappeared, right?
No matter what, once the troublemakers are gone, the store will always be in peace.
Calmness was restored again.
In case anyone asked, Uchiha Obito, wearing an apron, got into the kitchen to cook again, and Uchiha Obito also followed him.
After the three boys finished eating the melon, they all turned around and started working.
As for Hatake Kakashi, he frowned secretly: There is something wrong with this store, absolutely something is wrong.
and……
Based on the conversation between the shopkeeper with real cat ears and tail and the strange man, he came up with a guess that he couldn't even believe, that is -
The black cat in the store is not a ninja cat, but...a human.
In other words, they were originally human beings.
The kind full of evil.
This reminded him of the myths and legends he heard when he was a child...
His mother died young, so he was brought up by his father since he was a child.
When his father went on a mission, he would ask a nanny to take care of him. The nanny was very kind to him because of his father's status and prestige at the time. He was also more precocious than other children, so he did not burden his family too much. He was slightly older.
At one o'clock, he no longer needs a nanny and can take care of himself; and when his father returns to the village to rest, whenever he has time, he will carry him around the village on his neck, just like walking a puppy.
Walk his son.
"Kakashi? Look, there is..."
"Kakashi?, do you know what that is?"
"Kakashi? Do you want to eat that?"
…
In this way, he introduced Konoha to his son, introduced the village that "Konoha White Fang" tried his best to protect, and introduced the past, present and future home of their father and son.
Occasionally, his father would take him to a tea shop to drink tea without going in. He would sit on the bench at the door and drink. His father would drink tea in sips, and then give him a salty snack from time to time, letting him grab a piece with both hands.
Bit by bit, he nibbled slowly with his baby teeth. His father just looked at him with a smile while drinking tea slowly. From time to time, he stretched out his hand to pick up the food residue he dropped on his clothes, without feeling disgusted at all.
It is stuffed at the entrance, euphemistically called "It is not easy to come by the resources in the village, so you must know how to cherish them."
Occasionally, there will be a storyteller playing the shamisen under the tree in front of the tea shop and telling stories.
Whenever this happens, there is always a crowd of adults and children nearby, everyone listening attentively.
Being precocious, he remembered that the storyteller told such a story——
It's about a certain ninja who was full of evil. He had a cruel personality and committed all kinds of evil. He seemed to have defected to him at first.
Konoha was accepted by the kind and tolerant first generation, but his nature was still hard to change. The second generation, who was not the Hokage at the time, discovered the evil deeds he had done.
This ninja escaped from Konoha overnight. After being hunted all the way, he finally encountered a small house in the woods. In the small house lived a woman with an appearance like the bright moon and hair like seaweed. She took him in.
The ninja on board gave him food and water. However, the latter coveted her beauty and became evil, so he secretly entered her room in the middle of the night...
The following paragraph was manually harmonized by his father, in the form of covering his ears.
However, through the "strange expressions" on other adults' faces, the young man was keenly aware that the storyteller definitely didn't have anything nice to say.
Anyway, the end result is...
It turned out that the woman was transformed by a god. Through this method, she confirmed that the ninja who attacked her benefactor was indeed evil in nature, so she directly turned him into a pig and sent him to the slaughterhouse. What happened next?
The ninja reincarnated in the animal realm several times, and finally repented, atone for his sins, and successfully went to the Pure Land.
Afterwards, his father asked him——
"Kakashi? What do you think of this story?"
He remembered that when he was young, he curled his lips and replied: "It's so troublesome to punish him. Just capture him and destroy him, and throw him in front of those who have been harmed by him. There will be no hatred for him.
I'll pay you back. Why waste more time on this kind of scum." He has worked so hard and reincarnated several times. If he is really a god, how much time should he spend on such a person? It is better to save a few more believers in need.
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My father was stunned for a moment, then smiled: "Soga, our Kakashi is a very decisive person."
To be continued...