249, Madara: Running away from the village but picking up a little black cat 6263(1/3)
Time passes slowly on the boat...
Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Obito are not uncomfortable with this kind of life. After all, they both have a "home" side in their nature, and the space provided for their home this time is quite spacious and comfortable. "
The terrain is high and the air is good. Although the scenery along the way is a bit monotonous, you can still encounter some surprises occasionally, such as passing schools of fish and hunting by sailors.
On the way, there were other passengers in the boarding area. They sent people over to want to make friends with one or two, but they were rejected by the clones of the two who came to guard the door. Of course, they wanted to understand all living beings through travel.
What they have to do, however, is forgetting the meaningless greetings and social interactions. There is really no need for them to force themselves on things that really don’t interest them.
Because essentially, neither of them are people who would deliberately wrong themselves.
This is probably also a "common problem of strong people".
As for Kyuubi...
Since it tasted human food for the first time, it seems to have shown signs of "getting out of control". Twenty-four hours a day, it sleeps for ten hours, and two
One hour is spent thinking about what to eat next, and the other twelve hours are spent eating and eating non-stop.
There is no doubt that the dedicated kitchen in the loading area is really impressive to the guests of this suite - it is so delicious, it is really delicious, and they will be served every few hours.
The food came over, as if I wanted to use it to earn back the money for the ferry ticket...
But the problem is, the bones and other food residues sent back by the cleaners can prove that this group of people really didn’t waste anything. They basically ate everything they ordered. It can only be said that those who live in this suite
The noble may have brought a group of servants who are very good at eating.
However, they didn’t intentionally order any expensive ingredients. They were basically roasted chicken fat tofu, roasted chicken fat tofu and roasted chicken fat tofu, mixed with some seafood dishes and sushi, but nothing else. Oh, no.
?Yes, I ordered dessert once, and then there was no next time.
Why?
The little black cat said: "The things made by the pastry chef on this ship are not as delicious as the ones I sealed and carried with me!" Considering that the various types of desserts she carried with her before boarding the ship totaled more than a hundred kilograms.
, is it true? You need to order it separately on the boat.
However, one thing can be said, the chefs still do a good job in various seafood dishes.
Only tasteless big ones
Only foxes can lash out at roast chicken and fried tofu, but classy cats are obviously different~
Then again, this is the first time in Kyuubi's long life that he has eaten so comfortably, which also leads to...
One day.
The little black cat accidentally glanced at the orange fox who was napping in the corner of the room with his ears drooped. His eyes suddenly froze. After a moment, she asked uncertainly: "Nine-tails,
you?……"
The little fox opened one eye and looked at her: "What?" Because it was very happy to be fed, so its attitude towards the two contractors is still very good. Anyway, they didn't force it to do anything.
What a bad thing. It seems acceptable to be able to live such a life just by being robbed occasionally. From this, it can be seen that the matter of "eating people with soft lips and taking others with short hands" is even considered as a beast selling one's body.
It is also completely applicable to the body.
"Have you gained a lot of weight?" the little black cat walked over with certainty.
"Huh?" Kyuubi raised one ear and said in a tone of "Why do you have no knowledge at all?" "I'm a tailed beast, how can I get fat!"
"But..." the little girl stretched out her hands, picked up Kyuubi, and asked, "Have you changed your state since shrinking?"
Jiuwei drooped down the ear he had just raised, and pulled the two ears into the shape of an airplane: "Why do I do this if I have nothing to do?" If I have this time, I might as well eat two more roasted chickens.
"..."
After the little black cat was silent for a while, he turned around silently, and at the same time turned the Kyuubi in his hand, right? In the distance, there was Uchiha writing and drawing while reading the scroll.
Ban said: "Brother Ban, you? Take a look."
"Huh?" Uchiha Madara raised his head, his eyes instantly fixed on Kyuubi's belly. Although there was a bulge there originally, but now...it's not so much a bulge as...he doesn't
He asked firmly, "Can your tailed beasts give birth to offspring?" This was quite interesting, and he instantly became interested.
Jiuwei: "???" What does this person mean? It was stunned for a moment, and then realized what it meant. It immediately struggled with its front and back paws, and said angrily, "Who dares to let Jiuwei
Uncle Wei, I'm pregnant! Are you, this guy, talking nonsense?"
"So," Uchiha Madara was immediately disappointed. He asked in a cold tone, "What is that extra thing in your stomach?"
Kyuubi was stunned for a moment?, then silently lowered his voice.
He glanced at his belly, which seemed to be a little bit bigger than before. No? He answered with certainty: "...roast chicken and fried tofu?" When he noticed this, he felt a little nervous.
So I feel weak because its current size is "proportionately reduced", that is to say, after restoring its original body, its belly will probably be even bigger...
Uchiha put a belt on his forehead: Damn roasted chicken and fried tofu... This is obviously because he has gained weight!!!
Madara Uchiha was too lazy to pay attention to this unsatisfactory fox, and just said: "From today on, lose weight. If you can't return to your previous size before disembarking, you will be hungry from now on."
Kyuubi: "!!!" It was like a bolt from the blue. It stared at Uchiha Madara and murmured, "So cruel and ruthless, are you a devil?"
Uchiha Madara snorted coldly: "I see you? Or should you be hungry from today on?"
Kyuubi: "..." His ears drooped completely, and so did his tail.
There is no doubt that for this big fox, roast chicken and fried tofu are simply a different kind of food. This may be a desire engraved in DNA! Once tasted, if it is forced from now on
Withdrawal, is it so painful? I want to live?...
"Well, well," the little black cat slapped the poor little fox's head, "Brother Ban is just joking with you. If you lose weight successfully before disembarking, you can still eat. There is still half a time before disembarking.
Come on, you can do it!" But then again, after eating like this for just over a week, the Kyuubi is a bit too powerful, right?
Kyuubi's ears suddenly stood up again, his nine big furry tails swung back and forth, and his whole body was full of fighting spirit——ohhh——!!! Nothing can stump Mr. Kyuubi! Losing weight doesn't matter!
Ten minutes later?.
Jiuwei, who was running back and forth in the room, turned sideways and collapsed on the floor: Ah... No, I want to move... Damn it... I want to eat roast chicken and fried tofu...
There is no doubt that once humans or animals become inert, it is an extremely terrible thing.
In the past, the Kyuubi basically didn't know how to eat, and could run freely in the vast land of the ninja world at all times.
Now Kyuubi eats non-stop every day, probably because he is at sea and feels sticky everywhere, and he doesn't even want to move unless necessary.
Once the intake exceeds the consumption, gaining weight is simply a matter of course.
The despairing Kyuubi was swinging back and forth on the floor.
?Little jiojio, I asked a little girl who eats sweets at least 24 hours a day: "You don't eat much, why don't I see you? Is she fat? Does she have any tips?"
Coming??
The little girl tilted her head and answered honestly: "My physique is just like this. It's the same as yours. No matter how much I eat, I won't get fat."
Kyuubi: "..." Damn it! Damn it! Is the existence of this kind of human being reasonable?! This is not reasonable at all!!!
"I think you can learn from Brother Ban." The little girl said seriously, "Brother Ban's physique is almost the same as yours, but he will exercise as much as he eats, and then he will exercise as much as he eats."
Part of the fat is transformed into muscles...ahhhh, it hurts..."
There is no doubt that the kitten's ears were pulled.
Uchiha Madara pulled the little girl who was talking nonsense into his arms, and pushed her head on his knees - go to bed after you are full, and stop talking too much.
The little black cat turned around, buried his head in someone's belly and snickered: Brother Ban, you still want to save face...
but……
She stretched out her finger and silently poked someone's duji.
"What?" Uchiha Madara lowered his eyes and looked at her.
"Muscles, so hard." Thumb.
"Aren't the muscles all hard?" Uchiha Madara thought this was common sense. Whether it was on him or Hashirama, the muscles were quite hard. Don't ask, just take a bath together. He's a man.
, those who are close to each other basically like to take a bath together and help each other rub their backs.
"Having said that..." She stretched out her hand and poked the muscles on her duji, "Although mine is also hard, it doesn't feel as hard as Brother Madara's."
"Really?" Uchiha Madara became a little interested, so he also stretched out his hand to poke the belly of his little black cat. After a moment, he seriously commented and said, "Indeed. It doesn't feel too bad. It feels good."
"Really?" He pointed at the belly of the big black cat and poked it.
"Yes." He pointed at the little black cat's belly and poked it.
Kyuubi: "..." If these two people are so boring, can it be said that if the ninja is strong enough, there will be problems with the brain? Or is it the special weight loss posture of these two people?
?That's really... too difficult to handle. After all, none of its tailed beast friends are here. Where can they find a beast to poke each other's stomachs?
Oh, what a mistake. If I had known earlier, I would have tricked these two people into going to the Kingdom of Wind to get the embarrassing Shukaku out...
One side can step on or bully the other side
You can also point at that guy's belly and say, "It's bigger than mine." Isn't that flattering? After all, Shukaku was born a fat boy, a fat boy who was certified by Mr. Tao himself. Now?
He should have grown into a big fat man.
Hey, Shukaku, I really miss you? Ah...
Kyuubi, for the first time in his life, he sincerely misses his little friend.
To be continued...