255 Madara: Running away from the village but picking up a little black cat 69(1/2)
Early next morning.
The little girl woke up early in the morning, and then began to work hard to pull someone's hand off her waist. However, as soon as she sat up, someone pushed her down again——
"This is not your usual time to get up." Uchiha Madara yawned lazily and said so with his eyes closed.
"...Are you not allowed to try to solve some problems?"
An "old man" silently stretched out his hand and pressed the little girl's belly, and confidently replied: "No, you don't want to."
Little black cat: "..." Brother Ban, your behavior is a bit abnormal!
But there is no doubt that a certain big black cat has no such consciousness at all. Instead, it intensifies and presses half of its body on the body of its own kitten, and its big hands are caressing her body back and forth. There is no doubt that, yes
For big cats, this kind of sticking is the most comfortable, but unfortunately, small cats always dislike the weight, saying that half of the body will become numb after being pressed for a long time, as if they have become half a vegetative state.
...He is really an overly squeamish kid, but it is undoubtedly very cute just to show this in front of him.
With such thoughts in mind, Uchiha Madara yawned lazily again, his whole body filled with unspeakable comfort and comfort.
"...Brother Ban, are you feeling heavy again?" The little black cat who was pressed on the bed tried to sit up again, "Get up, I'm going to prepare breakfast!"
"...Ready for breakfast?" Uchiha Madara opened his eyes and asked doubtfully.
"Because," the little girl gave a thumbs up and said with a bright smile, "Brother Ban, today is your first day to go fishing, so you still have to have a sense of ceremony."
Uchiha Madara: "..." This kid is really serious.
However, lying in bed and sleeping, when you open your eyes, there is a husband ready for breakfast? It can be called a good experience.
So he retracted his hand very generously, moved his body away, and let the kitten free.
A certain little girl then stood up very consciously, stepped directly over a certain man, and deliberately stepped on his waist.
Uchiha Madara: "..." You are really brave enough.
He has never heard of a wife who directly steps over her husband. Even if she has to cross her husband to get out of bed, she will carefully move out from the end of the bed. In this way, she can show her respect for her husband.
respect.
But it doesn't matter, who makes him broad-minded?
With this in mind, he casually raised his hand and touched the back of the little girl who was sitting by the bed putting on her shoes. He patted her twice more and said in a lazy tone: "Do it well. If you don't do it well, you will be punished."
kneel."
She turned her head and stuck out her tongue at him: "No matter how well I do, if I dare to say 'no', Brother Ban, you will be punished by kneeling on the three-tailed carapace!"
Uchiha Madara: "..." Oh, you are really brave.
He lamented this incident twice in one morning, which shows how "arrogant" a certain kitten is in front of its owner.
Kyuubi opened one eye and then decisively continued to pretend to be asleep.
The three-tailed creature that was pressed under its claws shrank its head again and thought seriously: Does it... need to rub its back to make its carapace smoother? Even for a man with relatively rough skin, it would be painful to kneel down directly.
?
As for why it felt that the person kneeling on it would be a man instead of a woman... Well, that's a good question. Don't ask, it's just the tailed beast's beast intuition~
After that, the little girl ran to the kitchen that she had packed up yesterday, and fell into deep thought while looking at the stove that she needed to light. Is it an illusion? I always felt that the memory thing should only need to reach out and twist something, and the flames would come out by themselves.
.
...No, it must be an illusion.
No matter how you look at it, you need firewood.
Although I have never deliberately picked up firewood before, there are a lot of old and unusable furniture in the house, so it is no problem to make breakfast.
Just at this time, she saw Jiuwei with three tails on his head poking his head at the door, so she tilted her head and asked: "Kiu Lama, what's wrong?"
"...No, I just wanted to ask you if you need help." Kyuubi was embarrassed to tell the truth, but actually...it didn't want to be alone in the same room with that fierce guy, so it was better to come here to find the smelly girl.
.
"Then I'll ask you to help light the fire." Ochiha decided happily.
"Hey, make a fire." Kyuubi said to Sanwei.
Sanwei replied slowly: "Have you forgotten? Nine Lama, I only know water escape, wind escape and ice escape."
Jiuwei clicked his tongue and said, "When will we get the second oldest, fourth oldest, and fifth oldest?"
The three tails looked at the nine tails silently, thinking: They are really just leading foxes.
However, it has no objection to this. After all, it can't be the only beast trapped by the nine tails, right?
"I'll do it." Uchiha used a skillful fire escape to light the flames under the stove, "Just control the size of the fire."
Already."
Kyuubi jumped behind the stove and squatted down where the fire was burning. He raised his head and asked, "What do you want to do?"
"Well," the little girl looked at the ingredients she had just unpacked and said uncertainly, "fried three fishes, the delicious pickled radish brought in the package, tamagoyaki and miso soup, and let's make some rice.
"Yeah, standard breakfast! But...she tilted her head, a little confused, "There is only one stove, how can you make so many things?"
Jiuwei complained in his heart, "So you only plan to fry the fish and steam the rice during the whole process? This is also considered as making breakfast by yourself?", and then replied very wittily: "All you need to cook is the fish and rice. This is very simple, right?
." It jumped onto the stove with a "swish" and commanded, "You steam the rice first, then put the tamagoyaki and miso soup on top of the rice after it is formed, and heat it together. Finally, move these things aside and put them away.
Use the remaining heat to fry the three fishes."
"...Nine Lamas."
"what?"
"You are really smart!"
"That's not true." Kyuubi waggled its two ears very proudly. It's not just a matter of days, Tao Lao said it is the smartest tailed beast.
"Maybe you are unexpectedly talented in cooking!"
Kyuubi curled his lips: What does it cook for? Roast chicken?...Hmm? Did it cook its own roast chicken?
I was actually a little moved.
Thinking like this, he was distractedly watching the little girl preparing breakfast while lighting the fire. The more he looked at it, the more he thought, "I can do it if I change it." Of course, as for whether it will work, you may have to try it before you know.
But anyway?, after the little black cat spent a long time in the kitchen, she finally prepared the so-called "love breakfast". Think about it carefully, she and Brother Ban have been traveling together for so long, and breakfast is either made in the wild or in the hotel
Or eating in a store, like this, it seems to be the first time. Well, it’s quite novel and a good experience~
She unsealed some roasted chicken, fried tofu and vegetable tempura that she had packed before, and asked Kyuubi: "Do you want to eat it directly, or do you want me to help heat it up?"
Kyuubi thought for a moment and said very decisively: "I can do it myself."
"Okay." She didn't insist anymore, but turned around and went to the bedroom. She saw that a certain big black cat that she had taken the time to wake up about ten minutes ago was still lying on her side on the bed, showing no sign of wanting to get up, so she called
He said, "Brother Ban, breakfast is ready, it's time to get up."
The big black cat's ears twitched and he ignored her.
Little black cat:
"..."
The anger tank is charged at 30%.
"Brother Ban, wake up, breakfast is already ready."
The big black cat yawned lazily and still ignored her.
Little black cat: "..."
The anger gauge is charged by 10%.
"Brother Ban! Stop sleeping, it's time to get up!"
The big black cat pulled up the quilt and covered his head.
Little black cat: "..."
The anger gauge is 100% charged!
So she ran over and started pushing the body of a big cat: "Get up, get up, get up -!!!"
Uchiha Madara let out a low laugh, then flipped up the quilt with his backhand, wrapping a little girl tightly. He hugged the "quilt sandwich roll" and threw it away
I got on the bed, then turned over and pressed upward, and a pleasant sound suddenly escaped from my throat, just like a big cat's "purr".
"..." Someone suddenly felt dumbfounded, "Hey! Stop making trouble, Brother Ban, it's time to get up!"
"No." They are usually very diligent but don't know why today? Some lazy men refused decisively and hugged the "quilt sandwich roll" under them, lying on it and not wanting to move, "I don't want to think about it."
"...Where's breakfast?"
"I don't want to eat it."
"What about going fishing?"
"I don't want to go."
"Nine Lama made a boat specially for you."
To be continued...