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257, Madara: Running away from the village but picking up a little black cat 71(1/2)

Seeing that the time has arrived in the afternoon.

Uchiha Madara, who was floating on the waves with Isora, put away the scroll and thought for a moment, thinking that he should be able to "go home from get off work". Thinking about it carefully, this is the first time they have been separated since picking up the kitten. It's been a long time (except for the last time a certain cat ran away from home), and it's really a bit unaccustomed to it.

Well, he thinks he doesn’t have a problem with being clingy, so the problem is really with her, right? She has such a strong sense of presence, so if it’s missing even a little bit, she’ll feel uncomfortable.

After using Uchiha's classic "arrogant and blame-shifting" technique, a certain "mature man" decided to catch a fish before getting off work... No, he wanted to catch a fish, so he put away the scroll and stood up,

He lifted up the fishing net that was recovered by Sanwei when the ship sank, and unfolded it.

Ji asked angrily: "Do you need my help to drive away the fish?"

Uchiha Madara lowered his head and glanced at the tailed beast, and found that it really had no discernment at all: Either he would do this kind of thing and not say anything, or he would simply not ask. It had already asked this, so how could he still agree to it?

?

So he replied decisively: "No need."

From this, it can be seen that a certain man is still really... concerned about face.

Uchiha Madara's action of throwing the net was very standard. Don't ask, the Sharingan is awesome. But after throwing the net into the sea, he fell into deep thought: How long does it take to get this thing? He glanced at it at that time

I didn’t study the actions of the fishermen carefully. Theoretically speaking, the ninjutsu released should be able to achieve the effect immediately? In other words... if you throw it away, there should be fish. In short, let’s give it a try.

So he immediately brought up the net.

Sanwei: "..." Hold it back, you can't speak, otherwise you will be beaten.

Of course, there is nothing in the net.

Uchiha Madara: "..."

He silently glanced at Sanwei, who also silently retracted his head into the turtle shell - it was blind, no, it was dead, there was only an empty shell here, so it had nothing, I don't know, um

!

As if nothing had happened just now, Uchiha Madara cast the net into the sea again, and then waited patiently. He rarely felt that the work of ordinary civilians seemed to be really boring and unexpected.

The environment is difficult, and there may indeed be experience to draw from, but to a large extent, it depends on luck. If not, they would not have been struggling on the poverty line.

This time, Uchiha Madara moved slightly on the Internet

After putting it down, he lifted it up, and then looked at the few small sea crabs inside, silently - why crabs and fish?

Sanwei's head was in a state of confusion, thinking: Should I tell him? With his attitude and method of lowering the net... it would take at least a few hours before he could pull it up...

But there is no doubt that waiting for several hours is absolutely unbearable for Uchiha Madara, who already wants to go home from work. Therefore, Sanbi was clever enough and did not say this.

Next, Uchiha Madara lowered the net several times and caught some small crabs, some small shrimps and...a small octopus.

Uchiha Madara: "..."

He thought about it seriously and felt that it was almost done, so he decided to catch the last net.

And the "last time" thing seems to have a bonus; the three tails also quietly swung their three tails, trying to drive some fish over, in short, giving the boss a little more face.

This time, Uchiha Madara really picked up a big guy, a...

Extra large monkfish.

Its meat is delicious, but its appearance is particularly ugly. Because of this, it is also called the "sea ghost fish".

Uchiha Madara silently looked at the fish in front of him, which could be said to be eye-catching in appearance - it had a flat body, a big mouth, and the mouth was full of teeth. In addition, its body was slimy.

...even if he died, he would not let himself and the kitten eat this kind of thing. And, is it an illusion? I always feel that when the kid faces this fish in the kitchen with a knife, he will be frightened and cry, because it

It’s really too ugly, and she prefers things that are pleasing to the eye in every sense of the word, such as him, him, and he—appears! The confidence of the big black cat!

So the confident man waved the net and the fish was free again.

The three tails silently looked at the monkfish's back quickly escaping in the sea, and thought to themselves: Thank you, your ugliness saved you.

Then, Uchiha Madara silently put today's catch into a small net bag and casually hung it on the thorns on the three-tailed carapace.

"Go back." He said calmly.

Not daring to say a word, Sanwei, who adhered to the principle of "silence is golden" from beginning to end, immediately turned around and sprinted with all his strength——

Even if he is as stupid as he is, he can still see that a man's return is like an arrow.

And just when Uchiha Madara was carrying a small net bag and following the three tails home, he encountered the same thing as Uchiha Madara before, that is, he saw someone from a distance.

Some people gathered around the door.

"?"

What's going on?

Of course, he wouldn't think that his kid was in trouble. After all, she could kill everyone in the sea at any time if she wanted to - of course, she would never do that.

Out of curiosity, Uchiha Madara used genjutsu to conceal his whereabouts, and then walked towards his residence.

Then I saw the little girl sitting on the steps at the door of the house. There were several women from the fishing village sitting on the left and right. In addition, there were a few standing in front of them.

"?"

chat?

...No, why is the kid holding a piece of hand? He is covering his face with a handkerchief and his body is still trembling slightly? What's going on?

He got closer, and then heard the group of people comforting her and saying -

"This is life, you too? Don't be too sad."

"How long have you been married? Still? No children?"

"Hey... you don't have children? It's a good thing. Otherwise, you, a woman, would be widowed at a young age, and it would be even more difficult to have children."

"yes……"



Uchiha Madara: "???" The world is confused.

Kid, I'm going to be a widow...well, whose widow will I be?

After a while, he suddenly realized: Oh, yes, I am "dead", so is this going to make me a widow?

When he realized this, he just felt dumbfounded. At the same time, he felt that those fishermen were serious? They were... so enthusiastic that they tried their best to fish for people. Why did they come here to announce the funeral and comfort people? This is not good.

Really...

However, now he is very clear that this kind of kindness is actually very valuable. Especially at this difficult time for this group of people.

However, if others don’t know, the kid himself should know it very well, right?

It's impossible for anything to happen to him.

With this thought in mind, Uchiha Madara took a few steps closer.

The little girl who had sensed his chakra before raised her head, still covering her face with a handkerchief, and "looked" in the direction of him, and then shouted in a very sad voice: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu""""""

With a good conscience, what should we do if we just leave and leave our orphans and widows?————"

Uchiha Madara: "..." This kid almost laughed until he hiccuped behind his handkerchief. He was having so much fun.

He didn't say anything, and the other women were already confused.

"...Huh? Wait, didn't you just say that you don't have children?"

“Where do orphans and widowers come from?”

"You...are pregnant?"



Madara Uchiha looked speechless when asked because he accidentally said that he was bald.

The little black cat raised his eyebrows in gloating: Pi, I'll let you Pi.

After admiring a little girl's tongue-tied appearance, Uchiha Madara appeared from the illusion. However, he also knew that "ordinary people who escaped with their lives" could not escape unscathed, so he changed his original transformed image.

With the additional debuff of "covered in water and seaweed hanging from his shoulders", it looks very realistic.

Perhaps it was because it was too realistic. As soon as he appeared, the woman who saw him immediately screamed——

"Ah!!! Sea Ghost!!!"

"Hell, hell!!!"

"Ghost ahhhhhhhhhh!"



Uchiha Madara silently looked at the group of women in front of him who were so panicked that some of them fainted. After a pause, he said, "I'm not a ghost. It's daytime and I have a shadow."

He rarely takes the initiative to explain anything to ordinary people. This sentence is already the limit.

However, these overly calm words seemed to convey calmness to those women. They gradually calmed down and discussed in low voices——

"There is indeed a shadow."

"Ghosts don't come out during the day."

"Ju, are you okay?"
To be continued...
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