after a while……

Senju Tobirama silently watched the pool in the store that was mostly emptied, and became deeply aware of one thing - sales promotion and impulsive shopping are two terrible things; and when they are superimposed together, it is enough.

Empty anyone's wallet.

He silently looked at the happy little girl in front of him, and thought to himself: I have decided. When I turn her back, I will open a public class for her and invite all the service industry workers in Konoha to study. The name of the class

On "how to successfully sell - to empty customers' wallets without being offensive or even making them want to come back again and again".

That's right, a certain white-haired gentleman's current thinking is similar to "because he bought super expensive cat food to feed other people's cats, so he wants to take this cat home even more."

And Uchiha Madara, through what happened just now, discovered something relatively belatedly——

Oh, this? A white-haired cat wants to pet my cat.

In fact, he had never thought of it before and it was normal. Since meeting in Yunin Village, he and Senju Tobirama have basically never seen each other again. When he was in Yunyin Village, he knew that Senju Tobirama was coming.

However, the two of them have never met each other, and the cow leg given to Hashirama was also given by the little girl on her own initiative.

He could vaguely feel that the kitten's impression of Senju Tobirama was not bad (tsk!), and he also vaguely sensed that the latter's attitude towards the former was not bad, but he thought that it was the despicable white-haired cat pretending to be

After all, although his little girl has no actual blood relationship with him, she has the most obvious "Uchiha characteristics" and unknowingly becomes more like him.

Okay, this? A little bit, Qianju Tojian? Isn’t it annoying?

But right now it seems...

Things were a little bit beyond his expectation.

This Bai Mao, who just paid a lot of money for cat food, is obviously a bit "addicted to cat sucking".

Angry?

That must be angry.

Uchiha Madara cannot tolerate anyone coveting his little black cat. But at the same time, he also has a subtle sense of pride that is common among "owners". If he had to translate it, it would be -

Look, my cat is indeed the most beautiful, well-behaved and lovable cat in the world. No one can resist her cuteness. Everyone who sees her wants to kidnap her.

Do you like it? Want it? It’s useless? This? It’s my cat, mine.

Crisis awareness?

That's really not the case at all.

After all, if you want to

With the strength of Senju Tobirama, it is completely impossible to snatch the kitten from him. It's not that he despises... well, he just despises him.

As for abduction...

Although the kitten looks silly, it is actually not that easy to kidnap.

With such thoughts in mind, Mr. Madara raised his hand and waved to the little girl: "Come here."

"...Huh?" The little girl who was helping to fish was confused for a moment, but she still said "Sorry" to Qianju Feijian, then put down the equipment and trotted to her brother Ban, "Brother Ban, what?

?What’s going on?”

Uchiha Madara didn't say anything. He raised his hand and touched her little head before saying, "Go."

"...Oh." The little girl continued to look confused, but she still ran back and continued to help.

Uchiha Madara folded his arms and curled his lips with satisfaction: Look, what a good cat. It comes and goes when called. Between the Thousand Arms? Can you do it?

Thousand Hands Tobirama?: "..." Childish. Then he said to the little girl, "Please help me fish that one over there."

"Ah! Okay!" The little girl immediately grabbed the utensil and ran over.

"Well, forget it, let's stick to this one."

"Here we come!" the little girl ran back again.

Senju Tobirama glanced at someone with the corner of his eye, and raised the corner of his mouth slightly: What a coincidence, Senju Tobirama can do it.

Uchiha Madara: "???"

For a moment, he wanted to throw this annoying guy away, but then he thought about it, maybe doing so would be the right thing to do to this person. Tsk, Thousand Hands Tobirama, this person really looks like

A rat with sinister eyebrows and rat eyes, sneaking around people. If you beat it to death, it will stain your hands with blood. If you don't beat it to death, it will be annoying to watch.

It seemed that they couldn't stay in this place any longer, and it was time for them to continue their journey.

Senju Tobirama raised his eyebrows: Well, you are not irritable? It seems that Uchiha Madara's temper is indeed much better now. Her credit?

With this thought, he looked at the little girl who put the things on the scroll and began to pack and seal them seriously. A dishonest snapper was trying to jump up and slap her in the face. She was speechless and forcibly held the fish down.

tail, and then the fish’s head is raised? Here it comes.

"You're so annoying!" The little black cat slapped the fish's big head hard with its paws. At this moment, another fish that had always been honest "suddenly appeared" and jumped up.

He flicked his tail towards her.

Although she escaped in time, the little girl's face was still full of water: "???" with a confused look on her face

.

Thousand Hands Tobirama?: "..." Pfft. He clasped his fists and covered his lips, laughing until he almost coughed and asked, "Do you need help?"

"Ah? Ah! No need." The little girl waved her hand, "What if Tobirama Jun and your clothes get dirty? It won't be good. I can take care of it soon!" Then, he was beaten again.

He shook his face with water.

And then, in Qianju Feijian? I heard her cry out in grievance——

"Brother Ban, you should come and help me!!!"

Thousand Hands Tobirama?: "..."

Madara Uchiha then stood up in a good mood and walked to the side of the little black cat - a creature that is overly vigilant, cats will only seek help from humans they trust.

And raising a cat requires fate. From the first time they met, his little black cat has been obsessed with him and wants to be adopted by him. Can a white-haired cat do this? Haha.

While he was thinking this, he raped the heads of the overly lively fish with his knuckles without any gentleness at all. The latter's eyes suddenly entered the "samsara eye" state, and one of them even foamed at the head.

"...Brother Ban, you won't beat them to death, will you?" the little black cat asked a little worriedly.

"Didn't you already receive the money?"

Fresh aquatic products, tender meat, goods sold, non-refundable.

"...Yes." The little girl suddenly realized.

Senju Tobirama: "..." What is this? What kind of black shop? Is this discussion in front of the customers really not difficult? Sure enough, this guy Uchiha Madara is really a good thing.

You can't teach her. A good little girl was ruined by him like this.

Finally, Qian Shu Feijian left with a scroll full of folded seafood - this scroll was said by the little girl to be a gift from the fish seller. Look, how fresh it is. If you buy fish, you will get a scroll. It is simply

Unheard of.

If nothing else happens, these two people should not continue to open a shop selling fish.

I don’t know when they will meet next time, and I don’t know what they will do when they meet next time. However, it is best not to be in a place like an izakaya, otherwise, Senjubi.

Occasionally, there is reason to suspect that a "poisoning incident" will occur on one's body.

But generally speaking, if Uchiha Madara can really continue to "travel" like this and stop stirring up trouble and maliciously causing trouble, he really doesn't mind meeting each other occasionally and being attacked occasionally.

Poisoned, after all...

He looked down at the scroll in his hand, smiled, and then activated the Flying Thunder God.

return

When I went there, his eldest brother was carefully cultivating the "Excellent Catnip" in the greenhouse at home... which had been improved to the fifth time. According to the eldest brother himself, the cat-bearing people were quite satisfied with his revised product.

But Senju Tobirama always feels that his eldest brother is "poisoning in disguise". If you want to ask why... look at the people who circle outside the greenhouse every day and make strange noises and then inexplicably.

Maybe those wild cats who fainted because of their misfortune? He really doubted that his elder brother had planted something strange.

And unknowingly, there have been so many wild cats in the house, which is really annoying.

Fortunately, the greenhouse was located in the most remote corner of the two brothers' residence. This group of wild cats would rarely leave the vicinity of the greenhouse. Otherwise, he would have prevented this incident long ago.

When he walked into the flower room, he saw his eldest brother holding a pot of catnip and carefully observing and mumbling something. The green and white striped home kimono he had just made was already stained with mud on the cuffs and hem.

trace.

Qianju Tojian?: "..." Brother, you are a prodigal.

Although the village economy is stretched thin, their family's economic situation is not bad - after all, public and private needs are clearly separated, and he has always "taken good care" of his eldest brother in terms of food, clothing, housing and transportation. This kimono

The fabric is a new type that just came out this year. It is comfortable and breathable, and the material is expensive. He took a few breaks from his busy schedule to buy it. If I remember correctly, this is the first time that my eldest brother has worn it, and it has gotten dirty...

Senju Hashirama, who had already sensed his younger brother's chakra, turned his head and showed a bright smile: "Tobirama, look at how my catnip tree is growing."

Qianju Tobirama thought to himself, "How do I know? I'm not a wild cat." But he said, "It looks good."

Senju Hashirama asked again: "How is the situation in the Kingdom of Water and the Kirigakure Village?" As the Hokage and the eldest brother, he naturally knew where his younger brother had gone.

Senju Tobirama thought for a moment and answered slowly: "The second-generation Mizukage Kiden Gengetsu did not participate in the Five Kage Conference as a guard before. It is said that it was because of the investigation of the lack of battle with Iwagakure Village.

The carat was exhausted and fell into a coma. However, actual observation showed that this newly appointed Mizukage was not a completely brainless fighting maniac. In a short period of time, he took over the forces left behind by the first generation and initially stabilized Kirigakure Village.
To be continued...