Before I knew it, I was drinking to the fullest.

Senju Hashirama held a wine cup and walked around the table to sit cross-legged next to his friend. He hooked his hand around the latter's neck and said with a satisfied smile: "Madara, I don't even remember the last time we were like this."

"It's time." That's a lie... Actually, he remembered it very clearly. It was not long before... Izuna's death. The two of them met by chance in a small town, so they had a drink together.

That was also the last time they drank happily before today.

After that...after the village was built...

Even though they had been to an izakaya in Konoha together, Madara always drank in silence. No matter how hard he tried, no matter how interesting he tried to say, Madara never showed such a relaxed expression at this moment.

, the corner of the mouth will not be like this moment, with a faint smile hanging on it.

Well, when we met in Yunin Village before, Madara was in very good condition, but obviously not as good as he is now.

So good? Ah...

Such spots.

Like a dream.

——Well, if this is really a dream, I hope I won’t wake up.

Senju Hashirama has never been a man who would immerse himself in dreams and escape from reality. However, at this moment, he thought so from the bottom of his heart.

"...Hashirama, you smell of alcohol." Uchiha Madara pushed the person aside in disgust - and walked away. Don't smoke his kitten. She can't stand the smell of alcohol.

It's not that her body is fragile, but... the scene of her being drunk that day, if possible, he wouldn't want to relive it in his lifetime.

"Madara, you drink no less than me." Senju Hashirama said aggrievedly - everyone is a stinky man after drinking too much? No reason? I stink and you smell good, he said this while

As if to prove something, he raised his sleeves, then pulled up Uchiha Madara's sleeves, and handed them both to the little girl who was holding a bowl of udon noodles, "Hitomi-chan,

To be fair, who is the stinker between the two of us?"

Uchiha Madara: "..." He doesn't know who is smellier, but Hashirama looks a little drunk.

The Uchiha who could even lie down on his face said obediently: "..." Can she not smell it?

"...Okay, big brother." Senju Tobirama, who saw her difficulty, also came over and dragged the person back with both hands, "Don't intoxicate the person."

"Tobirama..." Senju Hashirama turned his head with dark eyes.

He looked at his brother without blinking and asked, "Do you think I stink?"

After Qianju Tobijian was silent for a while, he couldn't help complaining: "Do you stink, don't you? You don't know in your heart?" You are a grown man? After drinking, do you want to smell good all over your body? What?, still?

?Really think "The Legend of Senju Hashirama" is true?

Senju Hashirama: "..." He was silent for a moment, and then he lowered his head silently, and his shoulders suddenly slumped.

Senju Tobirama: "..." No...

He had already seen that his eldest brother got drunk very quickly today. After all, because he was in an extremely happy mood, he drank quickly, urgently and too much. It would be strange not to get drunk. Of course, the eldest brother has a good drinking capacity.

This should be just a "slightly drunk" state. If he needs to wake up, he can wake up immediately - very few ninjas like them are really drunk. It is too dangerous, which is equivalent to hanging their heads on their heads.

On the head, anyone can take it off.

Back to business.

The elder brother who happily enters the "tippy" state is somewhat "childish", that is to say, he is more likely to be hit than usual. So, is he falling into depression again?

Really.

A drunken and depressed elder brother will become quite difficult to deal with and bad at coaxing.

Qianju Tojian knelt down on one knee in front of his eldest brother with some headaches. He tried his best to soften his tone and said softly: "Brother, you..."

Then he got drunk all over him.

Thousand Hands Tobirama: "..."

Senju Hashirama turned over the wine cup in his hand and dropped a few drops of residual liquid. He smiled "hehehe" like a child who succeeded in playing a prank, and said very happily and proudly: "Now?, Tobirama

You are the smelliest one!"

Senju Tobirama thought expressionlessly: Very good? Brother, I remember what happened today.

Then, he saw that his eldest brother had brushed up against Uchiha Madara again, and (thought he) muttered in a "low voice": "Madara, Tobirama stinks, we won't play with him."

Between Thousand Hands: = =

Uchiha Madara was also a little bit dumbfounded.

The little girl looked at Senju Tobirama with sympathy: How miserable...

"Okay? Alright." Uchiha Madara, who was also a little tipsy, shook his head and said, "Let's go back."

"No." Senju Hashirama refused, and by the way, he hooked his friend's neck again, "Keep drinking, Madara, let's get drunk before we stop!"

"You won't be working tomorrow?" Uchiha Madara asked.

"...Tobirama go for me."

Between Thousand Hands:

"..." Hey, you just poured wine all over me, and now you're asking me to go to work for you. Brother, do you think I'm stupid?

Then, he saw Senju Hashirama raise his hand and touch the little girl's head tenderly, and said with a smile: "Tobirama goes for me, Hitomi-chan, you go for Madara, you two go to work, I

Sleeping with Madara at your house."

Qianju Tojian: "..." That's okay... okay.

Uchiha tape: "..." Brother Hashirama, are you entering old age ahead of schedule?

Uchiha Madara couldn't help but complain: "Hashirama, do you want to 'borrow a cat's hand?'"

He made a pun. This is a proverb, which roughly means describing a person who is very busy. At the same time, he also pointed out the "essence" of his little girl.

Senju Hashirama tilted his head, then smiled and stretched out a hand to the little girl who was being held by his best friend: "Hi, Hitomi-chan, reach out~"

The latter obediently stretched out a hand and asked by the way: "Is your right hand okay?"

"Hmm~" Senju Hashirama nodded with a smile, and then rubbed his hands on his body for a little while. Halfway through, he stopped and turned around to look at his brother, who was not affected by it.

After rubbing the place where the wine was served for a while (Senju Tobirama: ???), he carefully grabbed the little girl's white and small hand, squeezed it gently, and commented, "

Madara and Hitomi-chan don’t have any pads, so they’re not cats.”

Uchiha tape: "..." Hey! Does this kind of thing still require an experiment?! It's not a good idea for her to come here, right?

Senju Tobirama: "???" He began to seriously suspect that his eldest brother was not "a little tipsy", but really a little drunk - could he be so happy to see Uchiha Madara?

Then, she was extremely speechless when she heard her brother Ban say——

"Hashirama, that's because you didn't pinch it in the right place." As the man said, he stretched out his hand to grab the tip of the little girl's thumb and pinched it gently, "This is where the flesh pad is."

"There is no way, their kittens are thin and small, and their claws are the same, so only people with sufficient experience in raising cats can accurately find the location of the "meat pads".

"Meat Pad Owner": "..." Brother Ban, you are actually drunk too...

That's right, Uchiha Madara, who looked normal, was, like his good friend, not tipsy but a little drunk - he just looked normal just now, but now his true colors are revealed.

In fact, this is also normal,

After all, these two men have always been full of competition and desire to win. How could one be drunk and the other be "unscathed"? It doesn't exist.

"Really?..." Senju Hashirama then silently pinched the little girl's thumb, pinched it gently back and forth, and then said "Ah!" "It's really soft.

Yes, okay? pinch."

Uchiha Madara curled his lips slightly proudly, thinking: Of course, this is my cat.

Qian Ju Tobijian resisted the urge to hold his forehead. He just felt that these two big men were surrounding a little girl and pinching her thumb. It was really... to put it nicely, it was a bit eye-catching to say, but it was ugly to say it.

This is a perversion. So he said very decisively: "Okay, we are here today, go back."

After saying that, he grabbed his eldest brother's back collar.

"I don't." Senju Hashirama tried to struggle.

Qianju Tobirama lowered his head and gave him an "incomparably kind" smile: "No, brother, what do you think?" The background was like lightning and thunder, and seemed to have the roaring waves of the sea.

Senju Hashirama: "..." It's so scary. Tobirama is so scary now!

On the other side, the little girl also jumped to her feet and pulled herself up with both hands. "Drunken old brother" said: "Brother Ban, let's go back to take a shower and sleep."

"Well," Madara Uchiha shook his slightly dizzy head, "Take a shower..." He didn't want to take a shower, he just wanted to find a place to sleep.

"Madara, let's take a shower together!" Senju Hashirama suddenly became energetic, and then he raised his thumbs up very hard to introduce himself, "I, the scrub is great!"

Madara Uchiha fell into deep thought: Taking a bath...well, Hashirama's bathing skills are good, but I don't want him to do it. Well, who should I find to do it?

Senju Tobirama: "..." Brother, that's enough! This is still outside. Although it is unlikely that anyone would dare to eavesdrop on their words, in order to prevent my elder brother from saying more words that would affect his majesty,

He still silently reached out his hand and covered the other person's mouth, and then forcibly packed up and took him away.

Seeing Senju Hashirama being "dragged" away, Uchiha Madara almost blurted out the phrase "I want you to rub it for me", so naturally he was unable to say it out. Then, he was also taken away by his little girl.

Already.

Soon, these two people were "thrown" into the bathhouse of the mansion where the two brothers Senju Hashirama and Senju Tobirama lived.
To be continued...