Chapter 764 Hashirama: The Assistant Is Cute But I Just Don’t Let It Go 42(1/2)
But in the end, Senju Hashirama was still not able to live in the trunk of his dreams, nor was he allowed to drive to follow him. He could only watch with sadness as his friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, drove away with his beloved little girl, followed by others.
Two light bulbs.
Uchiha Izuna: "???"
Uchiha Zhenhong: "???"
——Are you polite?
In the car.
Uchiha Madara sat in the driver's seat and drove, and when he was carrying his family, he never drove fast and steadily.
Uchiha Izuna was sitting in the passenger seat, and Uchiha Obi and Uchiha Makoto were sitting in the back seat. As always, the safest seat in the car was reserved for the beloved little sisters of the three Uchiha men.
Wearing a seat belt does not hinder Uchiha's performance. He stretched out his long arms, put it on his sister's little head and rubbed it. He chuckled and said: "Little belt, did you forget to tell me something?
Did you say that?”
"Brother Zhenhong, welcome back~ I miss you so much~" Uchiha replied in a very sensible way, and by the way, he took the initiative to rub his head on the other person's hand.
Uchiha Zhenhong couldn't help laughing, her hand slipped down and pinched her sister's little face: "Little belt, you are really the best woman in the world at coaxing Uchiha men. Therefore, I suggest you not to marry outside, otherwise it would be a shame.
"
The Uchiha belt replied seriously: "Brother Zhenhong, how do you know that I am only good at coaxing Uchiha men? Maybe I am good at coaxing all men."
Uchiha Zhenhong: "..."
Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Izuna in the front row couldn't help laughing.
Uchiha Makoto reacted and said "heartbroken": "Look, we have only been away from home for such a short period of time, and how bad you have been led by Senju Hashirama. It seems that you will have to be corrected in the future.
"
"In other words, you will be at home all the time?" Uchiha immediately grasped the key point, then raised his hands and cheered, "Great!"
Uchiha Zhenhong: "..."
"Brother Zhenhong?" He tilted his head.
"Damn it..." Uchiha Zhenhong pinched her sister's smooth and white face again, and said helplessly, "I was coaxed by you again."
"Oh~" Uchiha covered his chest with his belt, just like a stage play in high school, and replied in an exaggerated tone, "Handsome sir, this is my honor."
"Hi, hi..." Uchiha Makoto rubbed her sister's head again.
after a while……
Uchiha Madara parked his car in the garage of his home. When the four brothers and sisters entered the house, Uchiha Arata and Uchiha Setsuna, wearing aprons, were already standing at the entrance waiting for them.
"Shin-nii! Setsuna-nii!" Uchiha rushed over immediately, hooked one person's neck with one hand, and hung between them like a little monkey.
After the two brothers looked at each other, they simultaneously stretched out a hand to support their sister, and the three of them hugged each other for a while.
"Okay, wash your hands and get ready to eat." Uchiha rubbed his sister's head for a moment and said with a chuckle, "What I'm cooking today is what you like to eat, scallops."
"Hmm, it's been a long time since I tasted Brother Shin and Brother Setsuna's cooking~ I miss them so much!"
"Then I need to eat more today." Uchiha Xin touched his sister's face and said with a smile.
Immediately, the brother and sister enjoyed a very sumptuous dinner together.
After cleaning up the mess after the meal, they did not go out for a walk in the garden because the autumn wind had begun to blow. Instead, they went to the indoor game room together.
"What are you playing today?" Uchiha asked.
Then, she was dragged to the "dock" by Uchiha Izuna with a smile - this was the scene where they used to play "court games".
Madara Uchiha sat down in the seat of the presiding judge.
Uchiha Makoto walked to the plaintiff's table.
Uchiha becomes the new prosecutor.
Setsuna Uchiha became the scribe of records.
Uchiha tape: "Eh????"
"That's right, little one." Uchiha Izuna said with a smile, "This is a love referee. And my duty today is to be a lawyer."
"……mine?"
"No." Uchiha Izuna walked towards his younger brother under his sister's "desperate" gaze. Then, he stood beside Uchiha Makoto and said, "I am Makoto's lawyer."
"...Where is my lawyer?!" Uchiha complained.
"Absent because of diarrhea."
"Hey!!!" What are you blowing? Are you collectively bullying me?!
The Uchiha boy then looked at his brothers in "Jokai Wan" with a dead eye, and complained: "Then why am I being sued?"
Uchiha Madara struck the judgment hammer and said in a deep voice: "Prosecutor, let's start with you."
"Okay." Uchiha Xin nodded, stood in the center of this virtual court, and stated the contents of the complaint, "Plaintiff Uchiha Mako, sued defendant Uchiha Ochi for having a love relationship against his brothers' wishes, trying to escape from the agreement they had made
Good pension responsibility.”
Uchiha Obito: "..." Hello!!! She slapped the table and said, "I protest! I am still in the stage of being pursued, not in love! There is a fundamental difference."
"The protest is valid." Uchiha nodded, "Prosecutor, please restate your lawsuit claims."
Uchiha Xin nodded: "Then let's modify it here. The plaintiff Uchiha Zhenhong sued the defendant Uchiha Oizi for ignoring the wishes of his brothers, agreeing to the pursuit of others without authorization, trying to achieve a love relationship and get rid of the agreed pension.
Responsibilities.”
Uchiha's tape is so fishy, good guy, is it okay to change the prosecution claim on the spot? This way the presiding judge can tolerate it, black whistle! It is indeed a black whistle!
"The defendant, Miss Uchiha Madara," Uchiha Madara looked at the depressed little sister and continued to say in a deep voice, "Now you can put forward your own defense."
"First, although my brothers have always hindered my love in various ways, they have never really said that I am not allowed to fall in love, so the fact that I ignore my brothers' wishes does not exist; second, the law
In a sense, my sister has no obligation to provide for her brother in old age." Uchiha complained.
None of this family is very professional, they are just playing for fun.
In the past, Uchiha Izuna had also sued his brother Uchiha Madara in this "family court" on the grounds that he "hanged out with Senju Hashirama all day long, regardless of the other brothers in the family." The then chief judge, Uchiha Oiko
The court ruled that Madara Uchiha had lost the case and had to stay at home for a week without being allowed to go out. He also had to bear the legal costs alone (in the end, he bought a bunch of desserts that were enough to feed his brothers and sisters to pay for it).
"The following is the evidence presentation stage." Uchiha Madara struck the judgment hammer again and said.
Uchiha Shin took out his computer, connected it to the projection screen on the side, and then made a "please" gesture to Uchiha Izuna.
Uchiha Izuna directly opened a ppt called "The record of a small tape being pursued". After the Uchiha tape complained, "What the hell is this!", he opened the first page and said seriously: "The defendant Uchiha
The first time Daizi was pursued was when he was in the small class in kindergarten, and the person he was pursuing was the fat kid from the next class."
Immediately afterwards, a little fat man with mosaic eyes appeared on the screen.
"...Who is this person!" Uchiha couldn't help but said, "Why don't I remember?"
"It's normal for the defendant not to remember." Uchiha Izuna continued, "Because Xiaopang's confession was like this - when the teacher in the class asked about his future dreams, Xiaopang said, I want to marry the kid from the next class.
, because she looks really cute."
"...Hey! Does this count?"
"As for why the defendant didn't remember, it's because the chubby classmate transferred to another school the day after he said this." Uchiha Izuna showed a smile, "What a pity."
"...Devils, you guys!"
"Xiao Pang and his family can prove that transferring to another school is purely voluntary."
"So what's Fatty's full name?"
"It's not important." Uchiha Izuna said as he opened the next ppt, "The defendant's second confession was during the kindergarten class..."
Uchiha Obito: "..." I don't even know what I'm pursuing... there are so many...
After that, it can be said that she maintained a dead-eye state throughout the whole process.
"To sum up," Uchiha Izuna concluded his statement, "the defendant, Uchiha, was confessed to forty times in his twenty-two years of life. Unfortunately, each time, these confessors failed to break through.
The brothers set up slight obstacles. However, the defendant did not do anything similar to prevent it even though he knew most of the truth. I personally think this is a kind of tacit consent and acquiescence."
Uchiha tape: "..." Good guy, is it my fault?
"As for old age care, let's go into a vcr next -" Uchiha Izuna played another video. What appeared in the video was four-year-old Uchiha Oiko, who was celebrating his birthday in the company of his family.
After blowing out the birthday cake, Uchiha's mother asked with a smile: "What is your wish for this year?"
The cute little girl with twin ponytails raised her head and said with a smile: "I want to be with you forever!"
"But in the future, my brothers will get married, and my little one will get married too. But even if we no longer live together, our hearts will definitely be connected to each other."
"...Don't get married, don't be separated from your brothers! If I don't get married, my brothers won't get married either!"
"Then if my brothers don't get married, they won't have children. Who will raise them?"
"I'll just come! When I grow up, I will be responsible for raising my brothers!"
Uchiha Izuna pressed the pause button: "The above is the evidence that Uchiha has promised to support his brothers in their old age. Mr. Judge, my evidence statement is over."
To be continued...