Chapter 771 Brother War 4
The moment he heard the cat meowing, Kakashi Hatake tensed up subconsciously, and his fingers immediately touched the ninja tool bag behind him, but this was not because he really realized any danger, but was a completely subconscious reaction.
Even if you are in Konoha, it does not mean you are absolutely safe.
Of course, compared to the rest of the ninja world, Konoha now can indeed be called a rare "peaceful place".
Putting aside everything else, at least for this matter, he was honored to be an elite jounin and wanted to continue it.
After quitting the ANBU job and becoming a "normal jounin", Kakashi Hatake gradually had more time for himself outside of missions, and would occasionally meet up with acquaintances to have dinner and drinks while chatting.
Tian, his smile was gentle, his words were appropriate, and his work was very responsible. In short, as the Third Generation and Yamato, Kai and others who were too worried about him imagined, he lived a quite "healthy life" for a ninja.
...There's nothing wrong with that.
It's just that the third generation of adults talked to him before and told him that he wanted to arrange for him to be the last descendant of the Uchiha family and... the child's Jonin, and asked him to think about it carefully.
But in fact, he knew that there was little room for consideration in this matter. The fact that Sandai came to him was already a burden of trust.
And it was impossible for him to block the graduation process of the Descendants of Uchiha and that child, as he had refused to allow other groups to pass, and let them go back to the drawing board and recreate it. Because they were old enough, and of course, they had to become Konoha's little ninjas, and then,
Establish the most important bonds with your teammates, teachers and peers.
But in fact, he was very hesitant in his heart.
Not only for being the teacher who is about to become the last member of Obito's clan, but also because he is about to officially get along with that child day and night, and...
He once had a very good teacher, very good, but can he really become a good teacher himself?
Everything is unknown.
But even so, this man who now habitually wears a lazy smile every day, also perfectly hid the hesitation and entanglement in his heart. As always, he had a small meal and drank a little wine with his old friends and criticized He Mu for a while.
Ye had nothing to do with current affairs, and then, Yu could wake up at any time, slightly tipsy, and walked slowly towards the apartment where he now lives.
At this moment, he heard a milky cat meow.
...a cat?
Hatake Kakashi is indeed a dog person, but he doesn’t hate cats, or he doesn’t hate animals that much. Because at least, they are simpler and easier to get along with than humans.
So he stepped forward and searched for a while in the darkness before finding a small black kitten on the outside window sill of a certain house that perfectly blended into the night.
"..."
I have to say, this is a pretty cute kitten.
When it comes to black cats, most people's impressions may be that they are dark, mysterious, unruly or simply unknown. In short, they are somewhat cold and arrogant. However, the black cat in front of you probably has a heart because it is still a milk cat.
The round and somewhat dull little head has two small triangular ears standing on it, and the fried hairs on the tips of the ears sway back and forth in the night wind.
This cat has a pair of lovely round black eyes, but when you look at it from another angle, you can see that there is a faint red light flowing in these eyes, maybe because of the refraction in the village at night...
At this moment, I saw him, and the little fried tail behind the little cat was swinging back and forth happily - Hatake Kakashi heard from his ninja dog Parker that unlike dogs, cats swing their whole body quickly.
A tail usually does not mean happiness. But whether it was an illusion or not, he always felt that the cat was in a good mood at this time.
But unfortunately, this was a domestic cat wearing clothes and did not meet the prerequisites for abduction. Of course, he did not want to abduct it. After all, he was a loyal dog. Of course, a little petting should still be possible.
So Kakashi Hatake smiled and approached cautiously, lest he would scare the kitten away. At the same time, he said "Mimi~Mimi~" and lowered his voice to coax: "Come on.
, little kitten, let me touch it, and I will give you dried fish to eat later."
I don't know if it was an illusion, but he always felt that the cat's eyes suddenly turned contemptuous.
"?"
"Oh, haha," the little cat suddenly said, "You are very skilled, Mr. Hatake~" It seems that he usually teases cats and dogs, huh, what a frivolous man!
Hatake Kakashi: "..." He asked subconsciously, "Ninja cat?" If he remembered correctly, the one who signed the contract with the ninja cat clan was not...
"That's right, I am a ninja cat who signed a contract with the Uchiha clan." Meowth swung his tail back and forth and replied in a good mood, "I am not the kind of fool who can be fooled by a few dried fish."
Cat~”
Hatake Kakashi was stunned for a moment, then rolled his eyes: "So, what price do I have to pay to hit you?"
Dai Zi Miao tilted his head, and then spread his flesh claws toward the other person like a tolerant cat, and said jokingly: "One thousand taels, you can only touch the head, not other places."
Hatake Kakashi suddenly thought: "Isn't it a bit expensive?" One thousand taels can buy a lot of dried fish. Moreover, "You sound very skilled." It seems that you are always "selling sex".
"Make money", he looks dumb, but he is actually a frivolous cat.
Dai Zi Miao pondered: "Because you look handsome, I can give you a discount."
"50% off!" Hatake Kakashi leaned down in front of the little cat, raised his right hand wearing a half-finger glove, and said decisively with his fingers spread wide.
"...Why are you bargaining with a cat?" Dai Zi Miao said speechlessly.
"But this is also the first time I've met a cat that requires money to be petted." Hatake Kakashi replied with a crooked eyebrow, "Hagging is also a precious experience."
"Hmm, haven't you been to a cat cafe or something like that?"
"The smell in that place is too strong." Hatake Kakashi explained, "I am a dog owner. When I pet wild cats and dogs outside, I can explain the smell when I go back to a cat cafe or the like.
If you stay too long, there will be no explanation when you go back." As a good dog owner, how can he make his beloved puppy angry?
The belted cat squinted at the person: This guy is quite cunning.
In a sense, Kakashi is more cunning than her, but there is nothing that can be done about it. After all, there is an age gap. This Kakashi is already twenty years old.
However, she has a broad chest and doesn't care about others.
So, she happily spread her meat pad towards the other party again: "Forget it, for the sake of your first visit, five hundred taels will be five hundred taels. Pay first and then touch your head."
"Hi, hi..." Kakashi Hatake opened his wallet with a smile, took out a five hundred tael coin, and carefully placed it on the little cat's pink paw, which was also very small.
"Hold it, don't drop it." He asked by the way, "Can you pinch the meat pad instead of touching the head?" Based on his many years of experience in raising dogs, he was very sure that this meat ball was definitely top quality and would be absolutely delicious when pinched.
It is the ultimate enjoyment.
"...Abnormal." Dai Zi Miao complained.
"Miao-chan, what you said is a bit rude."
"...My name is not Meow-chan!" Daizi Meow complained again.
"Then what's your name?"
"My name is ob..." She paused because the pronunciations of obiko and obito were indeed too similar. After hesitating for a moment, she reluctantly answered, "My name is Dousha." She originally wanted to call her "Hongdou."
"Cool", but it seems a bit too obvious?
Hatake Kakashi: "..." This name is a bit perfunctory, but considering it is the name of a cat, it is not surprising, because he has also seen others name their dogs "Dachshund", which is a coincidence.
Yes, that dog looks very much like a sausage and likes to eat sausage. Thinking of this, he smiled with a good temper and continued to ask, "Then why do you say I am a pervert? Is this a reasonable request from a paying customer?"
"You don't understand." Dai Zi Miao said sincerely, "For Ninja Cat, the balls are as important as the naked body, and they cannot be touched by others. So, what you just said is a bit like sexual harassment.
It's just a pitiful little kitten passing by. If I go to the third generation to complain about you or tell other ninja beasts about this, your reputation will be discredited."
"Ahem..." Kakashi Hatake almost choked at this logic. He replied with a dead eye, "Thank you so much for not complaining." Although it's not very good.
He cares about his reputation, but he really doesn't want to bear the bad reputation of being "indecent to a passing kitten". After all, he is a dog person.
"You're welcome." Dai Zi Miao raised her chin, then lifted up her robe, found the small pocket inside, and stuffed the five hundred taels into it. After doing all this, she looked in front of her very cooperatively.
The man lowered his head and said, "Come on, you can touch it." If it were anyone else, they wouldn't be allowed to touch it (except for cubs), but since it was Kakashi from another world, it didn't matter.
Kakashi is always the exception.
"Then, I won't be polite." Hatake Kakashi nodded, stretched out his big "sinful hand" towards the little kitten in front of him, and decided to touch it for five hundred taels.
Just at this moment——
"Meow!!!!"
Accompanied by such an extremely ferocious meow, another black cat fell from the sky and landed suddenly in front of the little cat, leaving two deep cat paw prints on the window sill.
Among the stones scattered...
Dai Zi Meow: "..."
She looked at the curly cat standing in front of her and grinning at the silver-haired young man with a little guilt, thinking: Damn it, selling her body to Kakashi... No, Shisui caught him selling her body to make money. If it was hers
Forget about little Shisui, it just happened that he was Shisui from...that world.
She lowered her head silently and looked away with a guilty conscience, avoiding Kakashi Hatake's eyes that asked "What's going on?": I didn't see it, I didn't see it, I didn't see anything...
Immediately afterwards, after weighing the pros and cons for a while, Shisui-nyan gave a fierce "meow" to the "eternal enemy" in front of him again, turned his head, grabbed the skin of the little milk cat's neck, and flew away.
Watching the two black cats quickly disappear into the night...
Kakashi Hatake raised his hand and scratched his hair, and thought for a moment. He had to suspect that he had just accidentally fallen into the cat version of the "Sage Jump". This was a bit too much. Humans do the Immortal Jump.
Taking advantage of the victim's lust for the opposite sex (or the same sex?), the cat's fairy jump game takes advantage of the victim's love for small animals.
Chapter completed!