Chapter 859 Brother War 92(1/2)
"But then again..." Kisame Kisaki, who was completely unaware of the seriousness of the current situation, looked at the little cat in his palm with only its furry head exposed, and said, "A normal ninja would carry such a small cat.
Is the Ninja Cat doing a mission? Apart from its cute appearance, it has no other uses, right?"
Uchiha Itachi: "..." Cute appearance is enough. Having such high requirements for cats is a human problem, right?
Of course, Uchiha Itachi would never say these words that would destroy the image he had painstakingly created.
Uchiha tape: "..." Kisame, you exposed the fact that you are a "cat lover" with just one sentence! Thinking of this, she complained, "You really don't know anything about the scary things about cats."
What do you know?"
"Hmm? For example?"
The belted Meow tilted her head slightly in the man's huge palm, and shook the pair of furry black little ears on her head: "Meow~"
Kisame Kisaki: "!!!"
...How to describe his current mood?
Daizimiao: This is called "being cute".
She took advantage of the man's palm to relax slightly, jumped out of his palm very dexterously, then trotted along his strong and strong arm, and finally squatted on his shoulder, lifting her flesh pad and "slapping"
I patted the "big shark" on the face a few times: "How is it? Do you think you can forgive me even if you do such a thing? You even want to buy something to feed me."
Kisame Kisaki: "..." How to say...
I kind of want to slap this cat, but I also kind of want to continue being slapped in the face by it.
All in all, I feel quite mixed.
"Let's see -" Daizi Meow retracted his pads and swung his tail triumphantly, "It turns out that cuteness can be eaten."
After Kisame was silent for a while, he silently turned back to look at his companions, and said sincerely: "Itachi-san, you are worthy of being the ninja beast of your clan." Both are like Itachi-san and the real boss, good-looking and ferocious, but also
Inexplicably, I want someone to submit a confession.
Uchiha Itachi: "..." That's it, right? Stop embarrassing yourself, Kisame. Then he heard his companion stand up and say——
"So, kitten, what do you want to eat? By the way, do you have a name?"
"My name is Dou Sha, and I want to eat sweets."
"I see, he is indeed a ninja beast of the Uchiha clan, and he is also very compatible with his hobbies. I remember there is a small town about two kilometers ahead. What do you think, Itachi-san, do you want to go and have a sit?
Let’s have some sweets.”
Uchiha Itachi continued to keep a paralyzed expression on his face: "What about the mission?" Although he wanted to agree, he decided to use a roundabout way.
"Let's talk about it later." Kisame Kisame waved his hand indifferently, and then put the little kitten into the wide collar of his Akatsuki robe, "Let's go, Itachi-san."
"If you insist..." Itachi Uchiha just said this, when he saw...
The little kitten, which was stuffed into the collar by his companion, rolled down Kisame's body with a purring sound, and finally fell straight down.
"..." He quickly stretched out his hand and caught the other person.
"Eh--" Kisame Kisaki let out an exclamation, then complained, "So, I have told Konan so many times that Xiaopao should be equipped with a belt."
"It has a belt, so it's difficult to take it off during battle." Itachi Uchiha replied matter-of-factly.
"No wonder Itachi-san, you always put one hand on your collar. You are definitely the fastest in our organization when taking off your clothes during battle."
"..." That's because it looks more like a delinquent. Uchiha Itachi's mental activities are as always inconsistent with his words, "Kisame, be careful." If this kitten knows about the Akatsuki organization...
Then, it may not be able to go back.
Sasuke will be sad.
He likes it very much, right? Those four cats including this one.
...Although, his unqualified and excessive brother has already made him sad enough.
"Ah, it's so dangerous." Kisame Kisaki looked down at the little kitten lying on his companion's hand, lowered his head and leaned over with a "kind" smile, "I'm so close, I have to kill you, Toumami-chan.
."
Belt Meow uses his skills——
Meow's contempt!
Skill description: Come and try it! Shark!
"Huh? Are you looking down on me?" Kisame Inikasaki stretched out his fingers that were too thick for a small cat and poked at the latter, "Is this the legend - cats look down on no matter who they are?
?”
"Don't, don't poke!" Dai Zi Miao said so, while raising the pad of flesh and patting someone's "cheesy" fingers randomly, "If you poke again, you will get a concussion!"
The dried persimmon Kisame clicked his tongue twice: "What a weak kitten." Then he said to his companion, "Itachi-san, let's go?"
"Yeah." Uchiha Itachi, whose taciturn character was impeccable even today, nodded, then looked down at the little kitten in his hand. After hesitating for a moment, he raised his hand and put it on his companion's broad shoulder.
"...Itachi-san?"
"Since you were arrested, you should take responsibility."
After the skinny boy said this, he walked past his companions and walked forward.
Kisame Kisaki gently dragged the little milk cat's body up with one hand, and scratched his head with the other hand, thinking: But, Itachi-san, you actually like cats, right?
Otherwise, I wouldn’t have caught him immediately and reminded me not to make a mistake. I clearly like him, but he rejects me. The more he cares about me, the farther away I am...? Well, this level of awkwardness is also Itachi-san’s.
Personal characteristics are all. Maybe this is what the real boss said——
"Let's enjoy it while watching, Itachi-kun's interesting things~"
As mentioned, the interesting thing about Itachi-san.
Putting aside the reality of being "suspected of being kidnapped", Otoko-myan had to admit that Kisame's shoulder was indeed the most comfortable one the cat had ever encountered. He could stand, squat, and lie down to carry it.
Claws, even if you scratch the rough and thick skin a few times, there is no itching or pain at all. It is a must-have mobile cat scratching post for home and travel.
With such thoughts in mind, Obi-nyan lay down on Kisame's shoulder, curled up his explosive little tail, and looked around with his big round eyes, using this action to silently pay attention to some pervert hiding in the dark.
explain--
Look! I successfully caught the little weasel’s express train!
Divine space.
Uchiha Obito crossed his arms: Oh, I really belong to you, little kitten. It can be said that the "racial advantage" has been used to the extreme. After all, a man may reject a woman or a man, but who can refuse?
What about a furry and cute little animal? Even a pervert can't do it, unless it's a truly cold-blooded and ruthless pervert, such as a dead old man whose coffin board is probably rotten.
the other side.
After Hatake Kakashi found out that "the bean paste had indeed disappeared suddenly", he did not delay and immediately called the others, including Jiraiya Tsunade who was drinking, the three little ones who were working on the task, and the others who were following behind.
The cats behind them.
"That is to say -" Jiraiya, who was standing outside the window of the tavern private room, said while rubbing his chin, "when the incident happened, Bean Sauce was inside and you were outside, and then she suddenly disappeared after letting out a low cry.
There was a noise, and when you opened the window, you found that there was no one inside. Is that right?"
"Yes." Hatake Kakashi said with a solemn expression.
"Then here's the question," Jiraiya raised his hand and pointed at the miko uniform that fell on the floor of the private room, "If I remember correctly, this outfit was worn by Bean Sauce before, why did it fall on the floor now?
here?"
As soon as he said this, everyone else looked at the silver-haired young man silently - yes, why? What happened to make a cat-eared girl take off her clothes?
"You guy!" The cat-eared young man gritted his teeth and stepped forward, stretched out his hands and grabbed the silver-haired young man's collar, "Ob...what did Sister Dousha do?!"
Others: "???"
Cats: "..."
"Hashido Sack..." Tsunade felt that she didn't understand. "Under normal circumstances, shouldn't I ask Kakashi what he did to bean sauce? Why was he done something?"
Young Sasuke: "..."
Cats: "..."
Good question.
But they refused to answer, which was too sad an answer.
Of course, the fault clearly lies with Kakashi Hatake. Can't he, a man who lives in widowhood and visits his grave every day, "observe the ways of a woman" properly?!
Appeared——Uchiha's famous double standard!
Translate: If something goes wrong with my sister, it’s not her fault, it’s the bad man who seduced her without authorization. Even if she is 100% wrong, don’t you have 99% of it?
Wrong?!
"...Calm down." Hatake Kakashi raised his hands in a harmless gesture, "I am a human and Dousha is a cat. How could we do anything to each other? We just chatted alone, and then
She just changed her body and regained the appearance of a cat. You know that very well, right? Only your own clothes will grow and shrink with your body size."
The young Sasuke thought for a moment and realized that this was indeed a reasonable explanation. In fact, his anger was just a subconscious reaction. In essence, he didn't think anything bad would happen between the two people. Because the nature of Oiko-san he knew was
She is a very proud person, and she does not bother to do things like "meal replacement" or "meal replacement" because it is not beautiful.
To be continued...