Chapter 929 Sasuke: About Running Away from Home and Being Picked Up by a Reliable Big Sister 16(1/2)
"You're here just in time." Uchiha was speechless and waved to the guy at the door, "Come here."
"What are you doing?" Uchiha Sasuke walked up to the person and asked doubtfully, "Do you want me to help tie the apron string?" As he said this, he consciously stretched out his hand and helped the person tie it behind his back.
Beautiful pink bows - because he often helps his mother and brother do this at home, so he is very skilled.
"...Thank you, but that's not it." Uchiha pointed to the mobile phone placed aside, "Come, say hello to Itachi and Shisui." No matter how nice she said it, she still actually asked Itachi.
Taking a look at Sasuke would reassure the former, right?
"Huh?" Only then did Uchiha Sasuke notice the mobile phone with the video call open. He moved forward and took a serious look at his brother and a certain curly who were sitting side by side, wearing the same home clothes.
He complained with disgust and said, "We are all wearing couple's clothes. Are you finally officially married? Do you need me to say 'Happy Wedding'?"
Uchiha Shisui: "..."
Uchiha Itachi: "..."
"Pfft!" Uchiha laughed directly on the side, because this complaint was indeed a bit accurate - at this moment, Shisui and Itachi were sitting side by side, wearing the same clothes, with the same smiles, and then what?
, Itachi has a beautiful face and long hair. At first glance, it is easy for people with bad eyesight to misunderstand the two as a couple or a couple.
"... Sasuke, although I know you have always resented the fact that your brother and I have a particularly good relationship." Uchiha Shisui replied with sweat dripping from his forehead, "But this is enough. First, this is our clan.
Many people in the house are wearing regular home clothes, and I remember Uncle Fugaku also has one; secondly, your brother and I are both adult men with normal sexual orientation. And," he added, "because you were going to college.
Itachi even specifically discussed with me that he wanted to move. We found a nice house with three bedrooms and planned to pay a deposit and decorate it, but you suddenly... really like your brother so much, is it possible?
Shouldn’t you come to Nanhe University?”
"I won't go." Uchiha Sasuke curled his lips and said decisively, "I want to go to Konoha University and then live with Godzilla."
Uchiha said: "???" She was confused for a moment and subconsciously asked, "Who is Godzilla?"
Uchiha Sasuke: "..." Oh...it seems like he accidentally let something slip? So he pretended not to hear it, turned around and wanted to leave.
After reacting, the Uchiha belt suddenly jumped up from behind, raised a hand and hooked the boy's neck, dragged him back forcibly, pressed him on the sink, lowered his head and "forced" him:
"Who is Godzilla? Say it!"
Uchiha Itachi: "..." He silently looked at his younger brother's appearance with his hands "caught behind his back and his head pressed on the counter." He felt pitiful and a little bit deserved. In short, it was quite subtle.
Normal people should give in at this time, but what are the characteristics of Sasuke Uchiha?
Yes, very unruly.
So he decisively turned his head and answered bluntly: "You."
"...Smelly boy!" Uchiha slapped him on the head with a belt, "Don't think that I won't dare to beat you in front of your brother. When he was doing daily work in the Kendo Club, Itachi didn't suffer less from me.
beat."
Uchiha Itachi: "..."
Uchiha Shisui: "Pfft!"
"Of course, Shisui was beaten too." Uchiha Obi added in line with the principle of "a bowl of water is equal."
Uchiha Shisui: "..."
The corner of Uchiha Itachi's mouth curled up.
"Really?" Uchiha Sasuke suddenly became interested, "Let me hear it." It is true that he likes his brother very much, but precisely because his brother has been so perfect in front of him, he is a little bit
I want to know what my brother’s “embarrassing side is like”.
"...You'd better pay a little attention to the current situation." Uchiha rubbed the head of a certain kitten angrily, and suddenly remembered something, "By the way, you called your parents after you came here yesterday.
?”
"Beat them." Uchiha Sasuke replied, "I beat them when you were taking a shower last night."
"In this case..." Uchiha loosened his grip and continued to ask, "What did Uncle Fugaku and the others say?"
"What else can I say?" Uchiha Sasuke stood up straight, raised his hand to straighten his hair and replied, "It's just those old words. Let me go back quickly, let me not cause you any trouble..."
"..." What a troublesome guy. Uchiha shook his head and said, "Go and give your parents another shot, and explain the current situation carefully so that they don't rush here today because they are too worried.
." Although it is unlikely, it is better to remind him. If something really happens, the young man in front of him will regret it for the rest of his life. So, since there is a chance to avoid it, why not do it?
"...Oh." Although Uchiha Sasuke did find it a bit "troublesome", he still obediently agreed - not because he thought it was troublesome to call his parents to report that he was safe, but because he didn't want to be nagged anymore. If he could not be
He said that it would be no problem for him to make a phone call every hour. In the final analysis, although there are some "contradictions" between him and his parents at the moment, they are still a family that loves each other.
"You have to be nice, patient, and talk to your parents well, you know?" Uchiha reminded, "Otherwise..."
"Otherwise what?" The young man who had just escaped from the restraints became energetic again. He folded his arms and raised his eyebrows and said, "You want to hit me?"
Uchiha said "hehe", then walked to the refrigerator under the watch of the boy, took out five bottles of ketchup, and carried them to the sink. Then, he opened one bottle and pointed it upside down at the kitchen sink.
: "Now, I have five ketchup substances in my hands. If you don't obey me, I will kill you!"
"..." After the boy was stunned for a few seconds, he complained, "You are so childish." How can you be so threatening!
"Then do you listen?"
"...I know!" Uchiha Sasuke said "tsk", turned around and left - because wasting tomato sauce will be punished by God and will definitely be retaliated by the tomato elf.
the other side.
Uchiha Shisui and Uchiha Itachi also stared at this operation in stunned silence.
The former turned his head and whispered to the latter: "Is this okay?"
Uchiha Itachi: "..." He didn't know, because it was a bit embarrassing for him to do the same thing as his senior just now.
"What are you talking about?" Uchiha, who was watching the boy leave, turned around and asked.
"I didn't expect Sasuke to be so obedient." Uchiha Shisui chuckled and replied, "As expected of you, Otoko-senpai, who is always so good at taming animals." Sasuke, who had always been unruly, was now obedient.
Meow meow meow”?
"...Don't forget." Uchiha raised his hand and pointed jokingly, "You are also one of the people I have tamed." Then she saw the curly-haired young man raised his hands and tilted his head, in a particularly cooperative manner -
—
"Meow~"
"..." Hiss, it's shameful to act cute!
Uchiha suppressed the urge to grab the cat from the phone screen, and tugged on the pink apron on his body: "Yoshi, let's get started! First of all, the materials - what do you need?"
"Okay, senior." Uchiha Shisui smiled and nodded.
The same goes for Uchiha Itachi.
Ever since, under the kind guidance of two "heavyweight chefs", Uchiha Daizi started his own operation.
"Senior, please put your phone on top of the pot and let us take a look at the status of the meeting."
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"It's better to boil the eggs separately. Put them in a bowl and place them close to the water surface to prevent them from falling apart."
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"You can put the ketchup on it."
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process……
Uchiha Sasuke walked in with his mobile phone: "Brother...bring..."
"Call me 'Obi-senpai' or 'Obi-san'!" Ochiha Ochiha said without looking back as he hurriedly squeezed tomato sauce into the pot.
"Then Obi-san," Uchiha Sasuke thought about the age difference between the two of them and what he planned to do next, and felt that there was nothing wrong with calling her this way, "my parents want to talk to you."
"Huh?" Uchiha turned around hurriedly, "Well... then you come over and take over."
"Oh." Uchiha Sasuke handed the mobile phone to the woman in front of him, then took the ketchup from her hand, and then heard two voices coming from the mobile phone -
"...Sasuke, remember to use the ketchup in moderation."
"Sasuke, not everyone loves tomatoes as much as you do."
The young man raised his eyebrows, then showed a "devil" smile, overturned the bottle and squeezed hard——
“Bah!!!”
This is the tomato elf's revenge for someone's behavior just now!
Uchiha Shisui held his forehead and murmured: "Little devil..."
Uchiha Itachi: "..." Sasuke, it seems that you have never been seriously beaten by your senior. Do you know how much it hurts when she really hits someone?
"Hmm...okay..."
After a while, Uchiha came back with his phone in hand and continued -
"Don't worry, I will take good care of him. Cause trouble? No, he... well, he is quite well-behaved, not very naughty."
Uchiha Shisui and Uchiha Itachi who heard the sound: "..." No...Otoko-senpai, before you say this, take a look at your pot first...
"Sasuke, phone." Uchiha handed the phone back to the boy.
To be continued...