I have to say, Uchiha Itachi’s bizarre luck is really amazing——

I just got married, but within one round I was immediately cuckolded.

"So," Uchiha Sasuke, whose face was filled with unhappiness just now, became angry again, "Who is the adulterer?"

The Uchiha belt raised his hand and slapped him - the brat who was gloating about his misfortune!

Uchiha Itachi lowered his head, and a shadow appeared directly in front of his eyes.

"Well, well, it's just a game, don't take it seriously." Uchiha Shisui thought with sweat on his forehead, Itachi... sometimes can be scary seriously, and then, he also threw the dice, what a coincidence.

, His age has also stopped at "twenty-five years old", which means that he also needs to draw a bad thing card.

He originally thought: Please, don't draw the same card as Itachi.

But then I thought: What does Sasuke's cheating have to do with me, Uchiha Shisui? Whatever.

So I immediately felt at ease.

And the card he drew was——

[I gave birth to twins with my spouse, and because I had no money to raise them, we had no choice but to end up on the streets together as beggars.]

Uchiha Shisui: "???"

Uchiha Sasuke: "..."

Uchiha Shisui felt that he was full of questions, twins? Is this something humans can do?

Uchiha Sasuke said with an unkind expression: "Hey, if you draw cards, you draw cards, why do you want to involve me?"

"...Then I'm really sorry." Uchiha Shisui gritted his teeth and said with a smile, "Who told us to be spouses now."

Uchiha Sasuke: "..." Get out!!!

So...

Uchiha Itachi's marriage record was added with a "cuckold record", and Uchiha's belt was added with a "cheating record". Uchiha Shisui and Uchiha Sasuke are happy to have twins. Don't ask, just ask because your heart is really tired.

.

Uchiha Shisui looked at this piece of paper for a long time, and then looked at the "one hundred years old" on the map that symbolized victory or defeat, and said with difficulty: "Continue...?"

"...Otherwise, let's forget it." Uchiha put his hand on his forehead and said, "According to my luck, I'm worried that I will continue to cheat in the future."

"...Isn't that the case?" Uchiha Itachi tried to comfort him.

Uchiha glanced at him, then casually took out the bad cards and threw them on the table: "How is it?"

The other three looked down and saw the card saying——

[I cheated on my wife seven hundred and fourteen times in one year, was caught and beaten up by my spouse, and was hospitalized.]

"...How did you achieve this number of times in one year? And even if my brother is angry again, he will never hit his spouse." Uchiha Sasuke was stunned and sighed, and quietly added in his heart - it would be better to execute him directly.

It's possible.

Uchiha Itachi: "???" Should he thank his brother for trusting him enough?

"Is this the point?" Uchiha asked.

"Aren't you here?" Uchiha Sasuke asked.

"The main point should be that Sister Oizi 'does whatever she says'. It's really unlucky." Uchiha Shisui was also speechless and choked, "At least in this game of life, Itachi, you have worked hard." In addition, there were almost a hundred cuckolds just now.

Already.

Uchiha Itachi: "..." The shadow deepened.

"It's better not to continue." Uchiha Sasuke said decisively, "I don't know if it's the problem of the cards or ours, but I always feel that no one's life is smooth." As he said this, he picked up a card.

Throw it on the table——

[Giving birth to decuplets and becoming a heroic mother. (If the player is a male, the setting will include a gender reassignment surgery this year)]

Uchiha Sasuke: "???" He rolled his eyes wildly, he would have a hard time giving birth today, wouldn't he? One twin and one quintuplet, even cats can't give birth so well.

"Pfft." Uchiha Shisui burst into laughter. He knew that he was also very unlucky, but he couldn't restrain the curiosity of the cat family. He also drew a bad thing card, and saw that it said——

[Due to the huge pressure of life and the desperate reality, I finally decided to commit suicide by drowning, ending my poor and miserable life. (This is the ending card, whoever gets it will exit the game immediately)]

Uchiha Shisui: "..."

Good guy, is he the first to be eliminated and the first to end his life? That’s outrageous.

"Itachi, do you want to draw one too?" Uchiha asked.

After Uchiha Itachi hesitated for a moment, he said decisively: "No need." Let his life end here, there is no need to continue to be miserable.

"Wise decision~" Uchiha Shisui put the card back helplessly and arranged the "Devil Board Game" on the table. He looked at the expression of his clan brother and asked "knowingly",

"Itachi, do you want this?"

"It's better to throw it away." Uchiha Itachi raised his head and replied with a normal expression, "Anyway, I probably won't play with it anymore."

"...Brother, you should have thrown it away from the beginning!" Uchiha Sasuke said with a "last strike".

"Sasuke, you are right." Itachi Uchiha admitted his mistake readily. In fact, there was no other meaning in collecting this at the time, mainly because it was the first time in his life that he won a prize in a shopping mall lottery (by the way, the first

(Second recording until now), so I think it has a certain commemorative value. But now it seems that it may not really be good luck.

"But overall," said Uchiha, who had completely recovered, with a smile, "it's still quite interesting." But let's forget about playing games. If such a game is projected into reality... hiss, farewell!

Uchiha Itachi picked up the box of garbage on the table that was ready to be thrown away, stood up and said: "It's time... Mother's lunch should be almost ready. I'll go down and see if there's anything I need help with."

"Then I'll do it too." Uchiha Shisui stood up together.

"I'll go too." Uchiha Sasuke also stood up. Although he really didn't like working in the kitchen, he still felt sorry for his mother.

"Then I also..." Uchiha also stood up.

"Sister Daizi, you are a guest, so you don't have to..."

"But it's not a strange guest, right?" Uchiha replied with a smile, "It always feels weird to think that you are all busy, but I am sitting here waiting for food."

So the four of them went down together.

Uchiha Mikoto was busy alone in the kitchen.

Uchiha Fugaku, on the other hand, was sitting on the sofa in the living room reading newspapers in a "familiar manner". He really liked reading these and preferred physical newspapers to convenient online news, so he ordered many copies at home.

The two brothers Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke have become accustomed to this scene, because Uchiha Fugaku is indeed the type who basically does not participate in housework. It is not only a habit developed since childhood, but also a "common problem" for men of his age. It is also an Uchiha

Mikoto’s years of “indulgence”.

It is no exaggeration to say that if Uchiha Mikoto needs to go out for a few days for something unexpected, she must calculate the time to prepare her husband's clothes for the next few days in advance - everything from outerwear to underwear to socks, otherwise it may be

Tragedy can happen if you wear a pair of socks for a few days.

In this sense, she sometimes does tolerate her husband as an "eldest son" or even a "youngest son".

All I can say is that no one is perfect.

Uchiha Fugaku has such shortcomings, but he also has his own advantages. More importantly, Uchiha Mikoto thinks this is no problem, so this marriage is completely no problem.

Although Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke occasionally feel that "it's too hard to be a busy mother alone", they also respect their parents' way of getting along with each other in mutual recognition and tolerance, and will provide as much help as they can.

For example, at this moment——

Uchiha Shisui and Uchiha Itachi both rolled up their sleeves and walked into the kitchen to see if there was anything they could do;

Uchiha Sasuke walked to the dining room and cleared the table in a familiar manner;

Uchiha thought for a while and walked to the dining room to help.

Uchiha Fugaku put down the newspaper: "???" So now, is he the only one in the whole family who is idle? Seeing that "the obi lady who is a guest" started to help, he seemed to be idle and felt a little uncomfortable.

Feeling comfortable, after thinking for a while, he put down the newspaper and stood up, walked to the kitchen, poked his head in, and saw his wife and two young men cooperating with each other in an orderly manner.

Uchiha Fugaku hesitated for a moment and shouted: "Mikoto, I need..."

"No time, it's not an urgent matter. Let's talk about it later." Uchiha Mikoto dismissed her husband with one sentence skillfully.

Uchiha Fugaku: "..." Oh, okay.

So he turned around and walked to the dining room, only to see that the guest and the second son had already finished everything. Uchiha Fugaku looked around, raised his hand and slightly turned the vase on the table, trying to find a sense of participation.

"Father." Uchiha Sasuke grabbed the vase, turned it back, and adjusted the branches slightly, "It took a lot of effort to put it in place. This angle is the most perfect. Don't move it." The vase is morning mother's.

They were specially washed and the flowers were specially bought and arranged by my brother. How could they be touched randomly?

Uchiha Fugaku, who vaguely felt that he was being disliked, said: "..."

Uchiha tilted his head and glanced at the elder, vaguely aware of something, and said tentatively: "Speaking of which, Uncle Fugaku, there don't seem to be many tissues left. Could you please bring a new pack?"

"No problem!" Uchiha Fugaku, who was needed, immediately turned around and left in high spirits, and began to look around for tissues at home.

Uchiha Sasuke: "..." He silently opened the cabinet in the dining room and motioned for someone to take a look.

Uchiha looked at the pile of tissues stored inside and just wanted to cover his face. He asked in a low voice, "Uncle Fugaku doesn't know what these are at home?"

"...Mom was not at home, and he couldn't even find his tie and socks. They were obviously in the closet in his room, but he couldn't dig them out no matter what."

"...Just like my dad."
To be continued...