A not very good picture suddenly appeared in Lin En's mind.

The shadow of the lamp on the table swayed slightly.

"How can they be so similar?" Lin En hesitated.

"Like, it does look very similar to me."

The dirty slime raised his head and said hollowly:

"At that time, I just looked at it quietly. Her figure was so graceful, and her whole body seemed to be flowing with aqua-blue luster, transparent and flawless. Her ever-changing shape made my heart melt...

"

Linn hesitated and said: "A water-type slime?"

"Wrong." The dirty slime looked up and said complicatedly: "It's a water-based slime with a perfume smell."

Lin En said seriously and attentively: "What then?"

The dirty slime took a deep breath, as if there was a trace of nostalgia and fascination in his eyes, and he felt lost:

"Then I bravely said hello to her. Both she and her master were surprised for a while, and in order to attract the attention of the beautiful girl, I climbed up from below."

Lynn: “???!!”

Zuo Zuo: “(ΩДΩ)?!”

In the distance, the eyes of the doll lady wearing a mask trembled slightly inexplicably.

Lin En held the monocle, gave a thumbs up, praised and affirmed, and said calmly: "It's really a unique way of meeting. From this point alone, I am determined to be your friend."

"Then what?"

Lynn showed great curiosity.

The dirty slime closed his eyes and said hollowly:

"Then they beat me."

"..."

"..."

There was a brief silence around.

In an instant, Zuo Zuo slapped the table with a bang and shouted at him: "Of course I'm going to beat you! He climbed up from below in that weird way, and he was still in the toilet. If Zuo Zuo was there,

If I do, I will definitely tire you to death… woo… woo woo!”

Lin En pressed Zuo Zuo down with a snap and said with a smile: "You don't have to worry about it, it's just a talking hand. Just ignore her decisively."

Dirty Slime: "???"

Lin En looked at him seriously and said, "What happened next? You probably didn't give up, right?"

The dirty slime raised his head, with poems and roses in his eyes, and said: "Of course not. Although it really hurt when she hit me, the way she looked when she hit me was clearly so cute, so

From then on, I spent all night inquiring about her information, in order to leave a good impression on me with that lovely girl..."

"The next day, I went to visit her with my favorite pastries and prepared to apologize to her in person."

Linn hesitated and asked: "What kind of pastry is it?"

The dirty slime was silent for a while and said: "My treasure has been fermented for thirty years..."

Lin En reached out her hand decisively to interrupt his next words, shook her head and said: "Understood! But there is no need to say that word, let's talk about the follow-up."

"Then what? Does she accept it?"

The dirty slime took a deep breath and said incomprehensibly: "No, she beat me again."

"..."

"..."

The dirty slime took a deep breath, remained silent, and continued: "I found out later that she didn't like eating shit, she liked roses and scented dew, and she didn't like me inviting her to the toilet.

On a date, she said I smelled like (beep——)”

He fell silent.

"My self-esteem took a big hit."

Lynn: "..."

Although it was indeed a sad story, for some reason, Lin En just didn't know how to comfort him. Even Lin En couldn't persuade him not to eat shit, because that was just like telling others not to eat.

This is undoubtedly a very difficult matter.

but.

Maybe others may think that he is really a piece of shit (beep——), but in fact he is.

But what Lin En saw was a man full of loneliness.

Just like we are both a slime, both are obviously flowing liquids, but she is of the water attribute, but you are of the shit attribute. It’s the same.

This is indeed a long distance.

Lin En was disappointed and said: "So, your purpose of coming is..."

The filthy slime faced him, closed his eyes and said: "I have also figured it out, (beep——) what I want, the girl wants nothing, you can't have both, give up (beep——)

And I want to marry a girl, so I decided that I will never eat it again (beep)."

Lin En was immediately shocked and said, "You have such great perseverance?"

The dirty slime closed his eyes and said, "Not entirely."

The filthy slime stretched out its wriggling body, squeezed out a box from its body bit by bit, and opened it with a click.

Lin En leaned forward and looked, and immediately saw two pieces of cake exuding a rich fragrance neatly placed in the exquisite box.

The fragrance is tangy and makes people salivate!

Lin En picked up a piece in surprise and said: "Is it actually a cream cake?! You have improved your taste! It looks delicious!"

The dirty slime nodded, closed his eyes and said, "Yes, I specially asked the cooking master of Night City to make it."

"What material is it made of? Is it milk?"

"No, it's made of shit."

puff--

Lynn(ヾ?????????)——

Zuozuo(ヾ???????)——

The dirty slime grabbed a piece of pastry in a complex manner and said: "The creamy pastry made of shit tastes delicious, but it is still shit after all. It can still provide me with a lot of energy to maintain my life... But

This is already my limit..."

One can imagine how great his contribution was.

Because this is simply like asking a gourmet who is used to eating delicacies from all over the world to force himself to eat shit-flavored cakes just for a girl. It is simply a kind of torture.

Linn put on his gloves, tried hard to regain his composure, and said:

"Then what?"

The dirty slime said complicatedly: "I can still use this method to fool around with food, but if I want to truly gain recognition from the girl I love, I must completely change my appearance."

He turned his head and looked at Lin En with his melancholy eyes, vicissitudes of life and complexity.

"So, doctor, I want you to give me a plastic surgery. I don't want the thin shape I have now. I want a more masculine, majestic and handsome one that girls can look at at a glance.

I look fascinated, can you help me with this?"

And the next moment he finished speaking, the system prompts sounded in his ears.

[Ding! You have triggered a special mission: a transformed slime. After completing the slime's request, you can get the mission reward: 500 skull coins, 800 basic experience, and special reward x1]

"A look that can captivate a girl just by looking at it?" Lynn began to think about it.

Plastic surgery is not difficult.

After all, he has had experience in plastic surgery before and received a lot of praise.

But the key point is what should be done?

Linn thought for a while.

Then he stood up, adjusted his monocle, and said with a smile:

"This is simple. Let's do this. I'll give you a few images first. If you're satisfied, I'll do the surgery on you. What do you think?"

The dirty slime hesitated: "Can I still try plastic surgery?"

Lin En gave a thumbs up calmly and said with a smile: "Of course, this is my unique ability, you have to watch it carefully!"

In an instant, Lin En suddenly opened her fingers towards him,
Chapter completed!