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Chapter 959 No Dog Dad Can Compare to Uncle Dog's Insidiousness

Jiang Dandan: "!!!"

ah!

Kill the egg!

Jiumin!

Don't think it doesn't know anything in the eggshell.

It is an inherited egg.

It understands.

It knows everything.

What kind of shit story is this?

These are all stories that threaten the egg to break its shell.

Jiang Dandan shook her dark egg body violently, trying to escape and hit the big wall to find Auntie's life. However, Uncle it held it in his hand, and no matter how violently the egg body in his hand shaking, he could not escape.

"Little Danbao, you are so shaking so well. You like the third story, right?" Agarez was serious and open and serious and misinterpreted Jiang Dandan: "Then let's tell the third story, from the Trojan Empire: "In order to inherit the country by his own son, the stepmother sent his original stepson to Huangxing, mining, and was poor and lonely for the rest of his life."

Jiang Dandan: "!!!"

No.

No.

It doesn't listen to stories.

It wants to take a bath with its aunt and sleep with its aunt.

Hug and kiss her aunt.

Agarez looked at the ginger ball in his hand, ignored its violently trembling egg body, and said slowly in a low voice: "Long time, long time ago, in the old empire, the empress gave birth to a son, and the emperor was happy and immediately enthroned him as the crown prince."

"The crown prince showed extraordinary powers from the moment he was born. The emperor was happy to spoil everything with the crown prince. The queen did not spoil it. She thought that the crown prince would eventually carry the empire on his shoulders. However, the queen loved the emperor deeply and indulged in the words of the emperor..."

Jiang Dandan: "…"

Aunt.

Come and save the egg!

Help, help, help, help.

Jiang Dandan shouted silently, but her aunt Jiang Si didn't hear it. She took a bath for 20 minutes, brushed her teeth, washed her face, and blew her hair in 10 minutes.

More than half an hour later, she walked out with barefoot, wearing suspender lace pajamas, with her long blow-dried hair and blushing.

"Husband, what are you doing?" Jiang Si walked to the sofa. She just heard Agarez talking about the criminal law, and then talked about the prince's crime: "Do you tell me about communication?"

Agarez looked at her with deep eyes and dark eyes: "I'm not talking about communication with people, I'm telling stories to Xiaodanbao!"

Jiang Dandan: "…"

Huh!

The fragrant aunt came out.

Want to hug.

Have to do it.

Only the injured egg heart can heal.

"Tell a story?" Jiang Si sat on the sofa, put her legs on her legs, and put her skirt on her back, and took Jiang Dandan from him: "What story is it? Zombies fight the zombies?"

Jiang Dandan: "!!!"

This is good, this is good.

Zombies vs. Zombies.

It was very exciting to hear it.

The faint fragrance of grass and wood penetrated into the tip of his nose, and Agarez clicked on the light brain board in his hand and projected it out: "This is the story I told it. In the last two chapters, you can continue to tell it, I'll take a shower."

Jiang Si narrowed her eyes and looked at the projection, responding perfunctorily: "I know, I know, you go quickly."

Agareth's eyes sank, and the side of her body covered her gaze, and her voice opened her mouth and reminded her: "Jiang Jiang, don't fall asleep, wait for me!"

Jiang Si was eager to see the story written on the projection, and she turned her head around and turned Agareth and continued to say perfunctorily: "I know, I know. Go quickly, go quickly!"

Agarez narrowed his eyes, reached out and tucked her jaw, and bit her rosy lips.

Jiang Si was slightly hurt, and she whined, her voice slim: "Husband~"

"I will come out in 15 minutes and I will not fall asleep!" Agarez reminded again: "Wait until I come out before going to sleep, huh?"

Jiang Si didn't know how he suddenly bit herself, blinked her big black and white eyes and ummed twice.

Agarez looked at her deeply, then got up and went to the bathroom.

The bathroom door is closed.

Jiang Si licked his bite and shook Jiang Dandan: "Baby, you offended your uncle, he seems unhappy!"

Jiang Dandan: "…"

Who offends him, who offends him, who offends him?

It was clearly him who threatened the egg.

He is so big that he still threatens an egg.

It's not embarrassing to say it out loud.

"Oh, the story he told you is that if you have a stepmother, you will have a stepfather." Jiang Si saw the story and said to the point: "Bao, he is hinting that your stepfather will find you stepmother in the future, and he doesn't want your father anymore."

Jiang Dandan: "…"

Don't want his dad?

Do you want his dad?

Is there such a good thing?

He got out by himself?

Jiang Si finished the story with a glance and threw it on the sofa: "Bao, it turns out that your uncle asked you to prepare. In the future, your dog father and your father will separate, who would you choose?"

"If you choose your father, you will be the heir to the empire. You will be the planet with 10 galaxies as you ascend to the top of thousands of people."

"If you choose your dog father, your dog father will find you stepmother, and your stepmother will dispense you as a waste, and you will be fryed into a poached egg!"

Jiang Dandan: "…"

Is this what happened after the story?

Don’t bully it, why do you tell it differently to it?

Jiang Si sighed heavily and patted the dark and hard eggshell with her hands: "Baoer, you are an independent egg. If you really go to this point, don't follow either. You and me, I will take you to the sea of ​​stars and roam."

Jiang Dandan: "…"

This can be considered.

It seems to be very good.

"It's a happy decision." Jiang Si finished patting the egg, turned her hand and put Jiang Dandan on her stomach: "Come on, come on, rub my stomach, I'll tell you the story of the zombies fighting the zombie king."

Jiang Dandan consciously rubbed her stomach with ginger.

Jiang Si's belly was warmed and cleared her throat: "By the way, the chaos of heaven and earth was first opened, Pangu created the world, and stepped on the earth with his head and feet. The breath he exhaled turned into the wind and clouds of the four seasons."

"The sound he made turned into thunder, his eyes turned into the sun and the moon, his limbs turned into the east, west, south, and north poles on the earth, his skin turned into a vast earth, his blood turned into a river that flowed endlessly, and his sweat turned into rain and dew that nourishes all things..."

After 15 minutes.

Agarez came out of the bathroom in a bathrobe and heard his little wife say with a bright and energetic voice: "In mythological stories, there are four ancestors of zombies, namely: "Win Gou", "Houqing", "General Minister" and "Drought Bah"!"

"The four zombie originators all have great backgrounds. For example, "Drought Ba, according to the "Shan Hai Jing", the head and snake body of the drought Ba are the emperor's daughter. Their real name is Nuba. Because the rivers will inevitably dry up in the place where they pass, and the drought will last for three years, so there is a saying that the drought Ba is passed by thousands of miles away. Therefore, it is called the god of drought by later generations, and Nuba becomes a drought Ba..."

"What story are you telling Danbao?" Agarez walked over, bent down, took away Jiang Dandan rubbed against Jiang Si's belly, picked up Jiang Si with one hand as if holding a child, and walked to the bed, saying, "It's just an egg. If you tell it a story that is too profound, it won't understand!"

Jiang Dandan: "…"

It is an egg with heritage and inheritance.

Except for not seeing it now.

It knows everything, it knows everything.

Jiang Si's naked legs were crossed around Agareth's waist, his arms were wrapped around his neck, and he tilted his head and said, "I'm telling it the story of the ancient earth, the origin of the zombies vs. the Zombies King, and you interrupted it as soon as you talked about the ancestor of zombies."

Agarez held her little pp with one hand and came to the bedside, lifted the quilt, put her in, and bounced the ginger balls in his hand against the wall.

With a clang.

Ginger eggs are embedded in the wall.

The lights disappeared instantly, and the surroundings were dark.

Jiang Dandan: "…"

It's quite sudden!

"What sound just now?" The light went out, Jiang Si couldn't see Jiang Dandan being bounced into the wall, and opened her mouth and asked, "What's wrong with Jiang Dandan?"

Agarez turned on the lamp on the bedside table, took off his nightgown, turned on the bed, stretched his long arms, looked at his little wife with a faint voice: "It's very good, you... come here!"
Chapter completed!
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