Chapter 1 Xiongxin Leopard Gallbladder Decoction and Langxin Goufei Powder
Good news! Great news!
In the second year of Zhenguan, the people of Chang'an beamed with joy and rushed to tell each other: Liang Baoyu, a famous playboy in Chang'an, was beaten into a fool by a door bolt!
Deserve it!
It is said that the young Princess Gaoyang is the one who eliminates harm for the people...she is truly a hero among women!
What? Princess Gaoyang is Liang Laoba’s unmarried daughter-in-law?
The princess killed her relatives out of justice, and she really did not give in to women!
There was a gloomy atmosphere in the Liang Mansion. Liang Laoba's biological father, Liang Jianfang, the Marquis of Cangwu County, looked up at the sky and was speechless and choked.
I have followed His Majesty from birth to death and fought all his life. I wonder if he killed too much, which made it difficult for his children to have children. After giving birth to seven daughters in a row, he was looking forward to a son, but now he was beaten into a fool by his unborn daughter-in-law...
"Master Marquis, little Marquis, he started talking nonsense again!"
"Master Hou, the young Master must burn a brazier in the flower hall to raise maggots!"
"Master Marquis, the young Marquis poured all the fine wine in the house into a big pot with a cover and boiled it, which cost countless money!"
Liang Jianfang, the Marquis of Cangwu County, who broke through the sea of blood, sighed, "That's it. If your son wants to mess around, just let him mess around. It's better to be stupid than dead!"
Where is his son? He is clearly my lifeblood!
Liang Baoyu, who was adding a brazier to raise the temperature in the flower hall, looked at the fat, white maggots in the porcelain basin shrouded in gauze, and thought to himself, raising maggots was a strong taste for ancient people.
Is that enough? Distilling high-quality alcohol is enough to waste money, right?
I can’t believe it. After doing such a disgusting and ruinous thing, His Majesty will marry Princess Gaoyang to himself!
Ten days ago, Liang Laoba went on a trip with a group of noble dandies, and somehow ended up at Daxingshan Temple. He happened to meet a palace team going to worship the Buddha. Under the instigation of a group of friends, Liang Baoyu, a famous prodigal in Chang'an City, came to visit him.
Liang Laoba unexpectedly blocked his fiancée Princess Gaoyang in an unoccupied wing...
Gao Yang, who is still young and has a fierce personality, holds the door bolt with both hands and knocks Liang Laoba unconscious!
Liang Laoba was carried back to the Marquis' Mansion in Cangwu County and survived for three days. The spirit of Liang Baoyu, a medical soldier from the 21st century, took over the body of the second-generation official of the early Tang Dynasty.
When he first arrived in the Tang Dynasty, Liang Baoyu, who had the same name, was quite satisfied with his new status. He was the Marquis of Cangwu County and the son of General Liang Jianfang of Youwuhou. He was a noble status and a top dandy. He could tell with his toes what the future would bring.
How happy!
His cheap daddy is a rare evergreen tree in the Tang Dynasty. Although he is more famous than the long-lived King of Lu, Cheng Yaojin, history books record that in the fourth year of Xianqing, that is, 659 AD, Lao Liang also participated in the Eastern Expedition to Goryeo.
He is very brave, enough to protect himself from wealth for decades.
But it should never be the case. History played a joke on Liang Baoyu. Two years ago, Lao Liang shamelessly proposed to His Majesty and betrothed Princess Gaoyang, who was supposed to marry Fang Xuanling's son Fang Yiai, to Liang Laoba!
Can anyone climb the heights of Princess Gaoyang?
This Princess of Gaoyang, who was regarded by some people as a pioneer of women's rights in later generations, would have an affair with Monk Bianji in the future, and even after Monk Bianji cut her off in half, she would avenge her love and choose to rebel!
The consequences of the rebellion in the early Tang Dynasty are clearly written in the history books. Fang Xuanling was such an awesome person, and in the end the Fang family was beheaded by Princess Gaoyang and had their homes confiscated!
Break off the engagement, must break off the engagement!
This is no longer a matter of the color of the hat, this is a matter of life and death that affects the lives of hundreds of members of the old Liang family!
But how can it be so easy to break off the princess's marriage?
As soon as Liang Baoyu made this request to Cheap Daddy, he was ruthlessly suppressed.
Therefore, Liang Baoyu, who did not want to have her family confiscated and exterminated, decided to pretend to be crazy and let His Majesty Li Er take the initiative to terminate the engagement!
As the emperor, you would not be willing to marry your daughter to a fool, right?
As for our cheap daddy... Dad, please listen to me, Princess Gaoyang is too powerful, and we, the old Liang family, can't handle her!
After that, Liang Baoyu became very talkative and said to everyone that he had fainted for three days. He was accepted as a disciple by the white-bearded old fairy who taught him a lot of magic and so on, and successfully created the image of a fool. But there was news from the palace,
Although Liang Baoyu, the Prince Consort, acted frivolously, Princess Gaoyang was too heavy-handed and the two offset each other, so she was not held accountable...
Your Majesty...is also particular about people!
With no choice, Liang Baoyu could only start raising maggots... Being more crazy can always make His Majesty change his mind!
"Little Marquis, this is warm bran, it's perfect for feeding maggots!"
Laifu, the dog-legged follower, had a flattering smile on his face, bowed his waist and held the basin with both hands and brought it to Liang Baoyu.
"Well, thank you."
Liang Baoyu, who was thinking about something on his mind, subconsciously said thank you, bad thing happened!
Sure enough, Laifu's face was first filled with shock, then sadness, and finally he started to jump to his feet and shouted: "Come here quickly! The young marquis's madness has occurred again! Hurry... give him medicine quickly!"
"No, I'm not sick..."
"Can you thank me for not being sick? Hurry up and give me medicine!"
Without waiting for Liang Baoyu to explain, several majestic old men rushed in from the door. They were all veterans who were lucky enough to survive the battle, and they were the bodyguards of the cheap daddy!
The five old men had a clear division of labor and moved skillfully. Four locked onto Liang Baoyu's body, and one picked up a soup bowl the size of a basin and poured the thick concoction inside into Liang Baoyu's mouth, tons, tons, tons!
Bitter, pungent, fishy... this taste is like the life of a poor person who has been trampled on the bottom of the mud and rotted!
Burp, I’m full!
What a blessing! What a quackery!
This is the sequelae of pretending to be crazy. Huang Lunchang, a famous doctor in Chang'an, prescribed the medicine: Xiong Xin Bao Dan Decoction and Lang Xin Gou Fei Powder.
Is this medicine for serious people?
Once Liang Baoyu behaves differently from before, he will be given a bowl of food, and he will be fed in large quantities, but he will not bully the old man!
"damn thing!"
It was as if Liang Baoyu, who was six months pregnant, kicked Lai Fu and knocked the kid over.
"After drinking the medicine, Mr. Hou's madness will be cured! Huang Lunchang is really a miracle doctor!"
Not only did Laifu not feel uncomfortable after being kicked, he actually cried with joy. In the past, the young Marquis would always hit his servants without scolding him, and kicking himself proved that the madness had been suppressed!
The five old men nodded at the same time, "Uh-huh, uh-huh, miraculous doctor!"
Are you...cheesy?
"Old man, what are you causing trouble again?"
A majestic figure appeared from outside the door, kicked aside Laifu who was blocking the way, and rushed into the flower hall, "Hey, brother, we don't want to play with maggots, this thing is dirty and will spread diseases!"
Yuchi Baolin, the eldest son of the doorkeeper Yuchi Gong, was carved out of the same mold as his father. He was eight feet tall and eight feet tall, with a black tiger beard and a face that looked like a real black iron tower.
Cheap dad Liang Jianfang and doorkeeper Yuchi Gong have a life-long friendship. Liang Baoyu is Lao Liang’s only lifeblood. Yuchi Baolin is more concerned about him than his own brother!
Holding Liang Baoyu's bulging belly with one hand, Yuchi Baolin walked out of the flower hall.
"Look, old man, this is the precious medicine that the brothers have found for you. If you keep drinking the medicine, your crazy illness will be cured!"
There were two large cars parked in the backyard, piled with a black bear, a leopard, and a wild wolf, all of which had just been killed and were still steaming hot. There was also a big black dog tied to the shaft of the car with its tongue hanging out!
Standing next to the car were several famous dandies from Chang'an City, all of whom looked at Liang Baoyu with a worried look on his head.
Thank you so much to all eight generations of your ancestors!
"Old man, you have to get better quickly. Yiai's arm was cut open in search of the treasure medicine!"
Li Ke, the king of Shu, pointed at Fang Yiai, who was hanging by his arms, "This guy was almost scratched to death by a leopard's paw!"
Looking at Fang Yiai, who was simply bandaged and with a silly smile on her face, Liang Baoyu secretly decided in her heart, forgive you for throwing Gao Yang, this scourge, into the hands of our old Liang family!
"Let me see, I've never seen a leopard scratch it!"
Liang Baoyu keenly noticed that the injury on Fang Yiai's silly kid's shoulder had not been properly treated, and a lot of blood seeped out from the silk bandage. "Hiss, such a long wound? If it is not treated well, I'm afraid it will cause disability in the future!"
"Baby, I'm fine. I'll seek medical treatment later."
Fang Yi loves to smile and is honest.
"No! It needs to be cured now, it needs stitches!"
Chapter completed!