When Shi Yang thought of this, he became excited. When he was excited, he wanted to go to the toilet.

So he ran out of the laboratory with the sodium block and entered the toilet in the small bungalow next to the playground.

At that time, this kind of toilet was still an old-fashioned large townhouse, and the bottom was connected.

When Shi Yang was squatting in the pit, he looked down and naturally had some thoughts, but after all, he was not stupid enough to throw himself into the pit.

While I was thinking about it, a few high school boys who had just finished physical education class came in.

When they saw a primary school student squatting here in a serious manner, they laughed on the spot. They even knelt down to observe him, laughing at him that he didn't even have hair and was no bigger than his own little finger.

Shi Yang was in a hurry now.

But the other party was strong and strong, so he didn't dare to do anything.

He only knows.

knowledge is power.

Several high school students saw that the child was neither crying nor fussing, so they mocked him and then squatted down for convenience.

Shi Yang, of course, finished lifting his pants first.

Then with a sullen face, he grabbed the bag containing the sodium blocks.

"Remember, my name is Shi Yang!"

After leaving these words, he quickly poured the sodium block into the pit, turned around and ran away.

then.

pong!!!

The whole pit exploded.

From every opening, it spewed out.

That day, the people in the toilet saw what a sky-high shit cannon was.

For specific pictures, please refer to the nuclear explosion mushroom cloud.

It wasn't just the boys who were blown to shit (literally).

The women's restroom next door was also affected.

It is said that those girls came out crying with their faces covered and could not recognize who they were.

On the other side, a real man never looks back at the explosion, and Shi Yang has already run back to the laboratory.

Practice makes the real difference.

It turns out that metal can really explode in water.

In fact, if he didn't say "My name is Shi Yang," he might still be able to escape, but there was only one teacher named Shi in the school, and he still taught chemistry.

Because of this incident, Shi's father almost lost his job.

The toilet was also completely ruined. It could only be described as a mess with only four walls.

The good news is that there were no casualties, and the damage was mainly concentrated below the pit, with the aftermath above.

The school has also strengthened the control of chemical laboratories and pharmaceuticals. This is a case where accidents forced management upgrades.

In short, it is really not easy for Shi Yang to survive to this day.

At the gate of Ji Dahua College, Shi Yang shook his head and sighed: "Children should not touch chemical experiments."

Li Zheng also had lingering fears: "In this way, safety is the top priority."

"Don't panic. The substances and dosages we can come into contact with during the competition are very safe. As long as you don't eat them, there will be no problem." Shi Yang chuckled and thought of more things, "Speaking of

Eat, when I was in junior high school, I once wanted to verify the composition of gastric acid..."

"That's enough, Brother Shi, that's enough!"

Just as he was talking, a big sister came out of the courtyard. She waved to the two of them from afar and said, "Are they Shi Yang and Li Zheng?"

The two hurriedly walked over and signed up their numbers.

The eldest sister has a ponytail, round glasses, and a white coat. She also looks calm and good at studying.

Although she is already a graduate student boss, she is also shy like Li and Shi. Standing face to face, she is not as generous as she appears on the chat software.

When they came to the front, the eldest sister stretched out her right hand in embarrassment. She didn't dare to look at the two of them, and she even stuttered when she spoke: "Shen Yiyun, you're a second-year student, your level is not good enough, so don't make fun of me..."

Li Zheng and Shi Yang also stretched out their right hands habitually.

But at the same time, he hesitated.

I'm afraid it's not very clean...

Especially Shi Yang, he hardly talked to girls. Suddenly he saw a quiet elder sister. He was a little embarrassed. Thinking that he was not clean, he took his hand back and scratched his head with a silly smile: "Let's improve together, let's improve together..." …”

He didn't know that the eldest sister's so-called "inadequate level" was just modesty.

He didn't even know how arrogant it was to say "Let's improve together" to a big boss who was a second-year graduate student at Ji Dahua Academy.

"Ah...right..." Sister Yan'er hung her hands in the air, feeling a little embarrassed.

Li Zheng was confident that he didn't get it on his hands. After hesitating for a moment, he still grabbed it and said, "I'm really new in experiments. Thank you for your guidance, Senior Shen."

"Ah, we can't even talk about it..." Shen Yiyun held Li Zheng's hand and nodded repeatedly, quite politely.

Shi Yang stared at the two people's clasped hands.

I was already cursing in my heart.

Damn it, do you have any shame?

It’s so touching!

You are so good, Li Zheng. It is useless for me to treat you as a brother and talk about so many past events.

I never thought you were this kind of person.

Just your virtue.

you're lying!

You definitely have a girlfriend.

But all this has just begun.

Shen Yiyun led Li Zheng and Shi Yang inside and asked, "You just called me senior, does that mean you have already been escorted?"

"No, no, no, it's still early." Li Zheng shook his head repeatedly, "Then let's call her Sister Shen...?"

"Don't..." Shen Yiyun hurriedly lowered his head and covered his face, "Just...just senior sister, senior sister...you are welcome to apply for the Chemistry College, hehe~"

When it comes to applying for college, Li Zheng inevitably has some thoughts. In order to relax and protect the future, it is necessary to inquire in advance.

Li Zheng smiled and said: "Judging from the proportion of awards this time, there should be very few girls in the Department of Chemistry, right? My senior is so beautiful, can the seniors have the heart to let you do experiments?"

"Oops..." Shen Yiyun smiled shyly, "It's not that exaggerated... there are still a few in one class."

"But it's hard to find someone as outstanding as my senior sister in the same department, right?"

"Oh... no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no..."

The two of them just started chatting, and within a few words, Shen Yiyun's face was filled with peach blossoms.

Shi Yang followed from a distance, feeling lonely and alone.

Li Zheng, you shameless bastard!

You also said you are not a scumbag?

You also said you don’t have a girlfriend?

I treat you as a brother because I think...

We are all kindred spirits who only dare to talk to girls in QQ groups.

The type of person whose heart beats faster just by shouting "all hail"...

But you, why did you just...

Is it possible to speak in reality?

It's really too strong.

Senior sister, you are too.

It will probably take many years for the academy to produce a beauty like you.

Why did he end up like this after just a few blows from Li Zheng?

Is it possible that the seniors are all like me, Shi Yang, and only dare to be arrogant in QQ groups?

While talking and laughing along the way, Li Zheng learned that she and Shi Yang were recommended by two big guys from the Chemical Academy, but the final guidance task inexplicably fell on Shen Yiyun, so she simply made an appointment with the two of them. Let's do experiments together.

As a competition instructor, Shen Yiyun certainly has a lot of successes. He also competed for the first place in the country and was recommended all the way from undergraduate to graduate students.

But judging from the meaning of her words, she was originally not qualified for recommendation.
To be continued...