325 You are dead(1/2)
As soon as Li Zheng left the conference room clutching a stack of recommendation letters, he was chased by Chen Hongbing.
The current situation is inevitably a bit strange.
The relationship between a good leader and his subordinates suddenly smells of collusion and collusion.
Chen Hongbing hooked Li Zheng's shoulder and quickly found a quiet corner. He pursed his lips and looked at Li Zheng and said: "What a good boy, he is quite literary..."
"What kind of literary talent?" Li Zheng looked confused, holding the letter of recommendation, "I think your letter of recommendation is very generous."
"Oh, it's different. I'm talking about the kind of literary talent that lesbians tend to have."
"Art?"
"Roughly the same."
"Ah, that's right, I'm not being modest anymore." Li Zheng pursed his lips and said, "It's just that I read a few more books."
But Chen Hongbing waved his hand and said with a smile: "But you obviously can't keep up with the actual combat. Jingjing was so upset that he went back to his work station without making a sound, and he didn't even come to the celebration party."
"That was an accident..."
"I have to talk about you." Chen Hongbing frowned, "As a man, should you classify things that you can't control as accidents? As an astronaut, shouldn't you first examine yourself when something happens?"
Li Zheng thought it was right, and then he straightened his chest and raised his head.
"That's what the director said!"
"Oh, that's the right attitude. You don't need to be so serious." Chen Hongbing patted Li Zheng and said, "Don't blame me for relying on my old age. Whether it is a man or an astronaut, I still have more experience than you.
"
"Of course."
"So... I actually have experience in handling your current situation with Jingjing." Chen Hongbing waved his arms as if commanding a battle, "When dealing with the relationship between men and women, first remember one rule - as long as a woman is angry,
Then it must be that the man is wrong, and he should admit his mistake first."
"Huh?" Li Zheng's face gradually became serious, "Am I wrong? Where did I go wrong?"
"Yes!" Chen Hongbing glared, "This is the next question from a woman. She will ask you where you went wrong, so be sure to think it over carefully and make a summary before admitting your mistake, so as not to be criticized by the general. If you really can't think of anything, just say 'wrong'
Before I make my baby angry, trust me, this trick works time and time again.”
Li Zheng felt that this style of behavior seemed familiar.
No wonder there is a paternal nature in Chen Hongbing at first glance...
"Wait, Director... I can't get around it..." Li Zheng squinted his eyes and raised his hand, thinking with his logical thinking for a while, and finally discovered the blind spot, "There are many reasons for a woman to be angry, maybe she is not full,
Maybe it's because she's overeating, maybe her idol is getting married, maybe her idol is cheating on her... As for Lin Yujing, the reason she's angry is probably because the TV director slowed down the screen cut, is that none of my business?"
"Oh, you don't care about her, just admit your mistake."
"But this way...the subsequent process will be very unfavorable..."
"Then you have to have a back up first. Just trust me, someone who has come before." Chen Hongbing nodded heavily, then raised his eyebrows and rubbed his hands, "Look, I gave such important guidance, can you also help me?"
Just a small favor."
"Please say……"
"That is, in terms of literary talent..." Chen Hongbing clicked on the recommendation letter in Li Zheng's hand, "Can you please take the time to write out what you said to Jingjing again and revise it for me?
.”
"!!" Li Zheng's face turned red with shock, "Did you hear that?"
"Passing by, I just happened to be passing by." Chen Hongbing laughed and said, "Although I personally think it is too vain, but I can't resist lesbians and just do this. Let's exchange our superior technologies with each other and win-win."
"Ah, um..." Li Zheng rubbed his chin and said, "I do have two more choices. Who knew she wouldn't be able to withstand the first one."
"Okay, this is good!" Chen Hongbing was overjoyed, "As expected of someone who is engaged in aerospace, he has thought it through so well, hurry up..."
"It's on the phone, I'll send it directly." Li Zheng then picked up the phone to send the manuscript, but still advised, "But I personally think it's better for you to be yourself, otherwise, these words are just deception.
.”
"That's what you say..." Chen Hongbing said helplessly, "But this trick of yours is so easy to use..."
"Maybe it's only useful to me, because that's what I really think." Li Zheng put away the phone and said, "These words may only be valuable if I say them, and they are just rhetoric in other people's mouths."
"So I have to change..." Chen Hongbing patted Li Zheng and said, "Okay, go and coax him, it's at the window seat."
"You must also consider it carefully." Li Zheng took two steps and did not forget to look back and said, "The adaptation must be sincere, and the play must be appropriate."
Chen Hongbing didn't speak. He just looked down at his phone and remained silent.
…
At the workstation next to the window sill, Lin Yujing was lying on the table looking at the sky, her mood also in an unpredictable state.
Li Zheng walked away with his hands behind his back. He didn't dare to say that he was not angry, but at least he was not humble at all.
Both Li Yi and Chen Hongbing have used their decades of life to prove that if they follow their path, they will only become inferiors.
And Li Zheng wants to be the king of the family.
But it's obvious.
There is only one king.
And the current Li Zheng is not so much the king.
It's better to say death.
Looking back on the past, the two countries, Zhengjing and Jingjing, had constant disputes in order to establish a master-slave relationship by stepping on each other's face.
But today, Zhengguo couldn't stand it anymore and took the initiative to seek peace.
This is equivalent to cutting off one's own arms and giving others a handle.
Furthermore, Lin Yujing entered a sulking state, as if she wanted to be coaxed.
And coaxing, especially coaxing according to Chen Hongbing's method, is equivalent to paying tribute and actively requesting to become a vassal.
Extremely ridiculous.
Kindness is not compromise.
Unity is not surrender.
When Li Zheng pulled up the chair and sat next to Lin Yujing.
From the limited reflection on the window glass, Lin Yujing could clearly see the corners of Lin Yujing's mouth raised slightly, revealing an evil smile.
really!
Quiet nationalism will never die in destroying me!
The war is not over.
Boom!
Lin Yujing suddenly stamped her foot: "You are angry, you are bullying others."
ha.
The fox's tail is now exposed.
"No, you're not angry." Li Zheng said solemnly.
"angry."
"not angry."
"!!!" Lin Yujing scratched her head and stood up, glaring at Li Zheng with a ferocious face, "I wasn't angry just now, but now I am."
Seeing this sincere and ferocious look, Li Zheng was a little flustered: "Wait a minute... we have to be logical and can't change our faces on the spot."
"Then what do you think we should do?" Lin Yujing crossed her legs, squinted her eyes, and looked at Li Zheng expectantly, "Everyone saw that you bullied me, so I need to make up for it."
"Oh, so what if we don't compensate?"
"How?" Lin Yujing gestured vigorously, "If you don't compensate me, I will... I will... I won't let you hold your hand."
"Then don't pull."
"!!!"
"Look clearly." Li Zheng pointed at his face and said, "Tell me with a confident conscience that you are not attracted to my face at all."
"?!?!" Lin Yujing immediately covered her heart, "I'm not impressed at all by your face... face... face... um..."
She gave up.
I hugged my head and gave up.
This time, Li Zheng crossed his legs and looked back with squinted eyes.
"The action of force is mutual."
"How much I want to hold your hand."
"You really want to hold my hand."
To be continued...