Chapter Four: The Old Aunt
The next day, Zhang Zhiming was woken up by the strong urge to urinate. He pressed his head, which was a little swollen after a hangover, to the toilet and drained the water. Finally, he shook his body and felt much better instantly.
After washing my hands, I shook off the water stains on my hands, and accidentally threw some of them on the round bathroom mirror. Looking at myself in the mirror, I had transformed into a vigorous young man with a cheerful short hair, thick eyebrows and big eyes.
Lying silkworm, with splayed double eyelids, tall nose bridge and fair skin, looks no weaker than Yanzu at his peak, and even slightly better.
He was really reborn. This was really not a dream. However, he looked better than in his previous life, and his physical strength was stronger. The sense of strength in his body made Zhang Zhiming feel more comfortable. He wondered in his heart whether it was because of his rebirth.
Have all aspects of your body’s functions been strengthened?
Zhang Zhiming found it a bit unbelievable, but not that difficult to understand. After all, compared to this, rebirth is the most detached from reality.
"Hello, eighteen years old!"
There was no one in the living room at this time. The last seconds of the rectangular electronic clock hanging on the wall kept beating. The time displayed was Tuesday, August 5, 2008, 12:34 noon.
Yesterday was Monday. He and Wang Xiaohuan went to school together to receive the university admission notice. In the next four years, he and Wang Xiaohuan were both at the local Jiangling University. This was the reason why he believed in Wang Xiaohuan so much in his previous life. After all, there were seven years in total.
The brotherly feeling really made Zhang Zhiming unable to believe that Wang Xiaohuan would betray him.
But now that I think about it carefully, maybe I was just being sentimental at the time. Wang Xiaohuan had not invited me to his home for so many years, and I had never met his family members. The only time I went there was when Zhang Zhiming took the initiative to find him.
Celebrate his birthday.
Zhang Zhiming's only impression of Wang Xiaohuan's family was that his sister was very beautiful, but she was taken away by Wang Xiaohuan after just one meeting.
"Forget it, I don't want to anymore."
He went back to the bedroom and rummaged through his backpack to find his push-button cell phone. He changed the number that showed the old bastard in the note to dad and called: "Hey, dad, where have you been?"
My father's somewhat apologetic voice came from the other end of the phone: "Ah Ming, there's something going on at the company. I have to go on a business trip for about two months. You should take good care of yourself during this time."
"Okay, I understand."
Zhang Zhiming actually knew that his father would be on a business trip during this period. He just wanted to talk to his father who had been separated for a long time. Even if he just talked nonsense for a while, it would be good: "Dad, but I have no money anymore."
"There is a bank card in my bedside table with a PIN of six zeros. The money in it is enough for you to live on." When the person on the phone heard the request for money, his tone suddenly relaxed and he felt relieved.
Zhang Zhiming put on a bad smile on his face and joked: "Dad, how much money do you have in your card? I want to hire a maid to go home. Is it enough?"
The old father was obviously shocked by his son's words. He paused for a while and said with a smile: "You brat, when did you learn to amuse me? There is enough money in the card, one hundred thousand. Don't ask me to hire one. Ask for ten."
It would be no problem for eight of us to serve you."
With sufficient funds, Zhang Zhiming felt relieved: "Thank you, Mr. Zhang. Pay attention to safety and remember to lose weight."
"Okay, I'm busy, so I'll hang up now. I'll call you when I have time."
Zhang Tingyao smiled and hung up the phone. At this time, he thought his son was joking to him, but he didn't know that Zhang Zhiming was serious.
I had suffered enough before I was reborn. After I was reborn, I had to enjoy myself no matter what. Just leave things like hard work to my dad. In this regard, it has been proven that his talent in business far surpasses mine.
He was able to build a business from scratch, but after he ruined his father's business, he also started from scratch but achieved nothing.
So in this life, I can enjoy life with peace of mind, do what I like, make the unfinished movies in my previous life, write songs, and fall in love a few more times.
No!
You should talk about love dozens of times more. In my previous life, I was too stupid and stubborn to not use my father's money. As a result, I didn't have many relationship experiences. This time, I made up for it all at once.
And since we have to enjoy life, it is natural that we can no longer cook and clean by ourselves. Although housework is not tiring, it is surprisingly time-consuming. It is just right to spend money to find someone to do these things.
As soon as he thought about it, he took action. Zhang Zhiming immediately opened his home computer and boarded his Penguin account "I'm sorry for you → I understand", and the gray and white avatar with the word "Mars" on it was very eye-catching.
He quickly changed the Penguin avatar to his own selfie, then changed his online name to Zhiming, and finally posted the recruitment information on Penguin.
In 2008, Penguin exploded in popularity. The number of registrations exceeded 800 million, and the number of online accounts exceeded 40 million at the same time. In this era when even push-button mobile phones have not yet been fully popularized, it is already very unbelievable. In addition, young people love With the features of Penguin Chat, Zhang Zhiming has an unusually large number of friends, nearly a thousand, so recruiting on Penguin is much more reliable than asking around by yourself.
Edited a comment in Penguin Space:
"We are sincerely recruiting female workers who can do all kinds of housework to take care of the older children. The salary is 3,000 for a trial period of one month and 4,000 for a full-time job."
In this era when the minimum wage in Jiangling is 850 yuan a month and the income of ordinary people generally does not exceed 2000 yuan, finding a housekeeper who can pay 4,000 yuan a month is already a high price. Of course, Zhang Zhiming will pay a high price and of course there are standards. Otherwise, if A random monster might as well hire an aunt to do the work.
"Requirement 1: People must be diligent and cook delicious food."
"Requirement 2: The facial features are correct and pleasing to the eye."
Just as I was about to post it, Zhang Zhiming added another post after thinking about it:
"Requirement Three: Pay special attention to rejecting family members, rejecting dyed hair and tattoos, rejecting smoky makeup, and rejecting anything related to non-mainstream culture!!!"
After publishing Jiangshuo, Zhang Zhiming contacted several Internet experts on the list and asked them to help forward this message at a high price of a Penguin member.
After a while, many people were attracted by the high salary and directly recommended themselves to Zhang Zhiming:
Lian°c Xiaoai: "Handsome guy, is Niguo suitable for you?"
Zhi Ming: "Sorry, beauty, you probably didn't read my request."
Lian°c Xiao Ai: "You know, this is how you have your personality."
Zhi Ming: "Sorry, I'm a country bumpkin and don't understand what personality is."
Lian°c Xiao Ai: “Let’s watch your Acanthus benjiushi movie.”
Zhang Zhiming didn't understand the meaning of this sentence, so he deleted this person directly. After that, if anyone came to him with similar avatar and online name, he would delete them directly, and he didn't even bother to talk to them.
This era is an era where non-mainstream people are rampant, and it is also an era when young people are most confident. It is useless to talk to them. They think that if you don't recruit them, you have no vision and you are not good.
Until the evening, most of the applicants for Zhang Zhiming’s Penguin job were people related to the non-mainstream. Zhang Zhiming felt that it was better not to look for young girls. It might not be impossible to go to the job market to find an old man and aunt who can cook delicious food. After all, his main job was
You still need a long-term worker who can do all the housework, cook delicious food, and take care of your own daily life. Things that are pleasing to the eye are actually secondary.
Just when Zhang Zhiming was making a bag of instant noodles and playing games to reminisce, Penguin once again sounded the notification for adding friends. He took a look and found that the added information also said that he wanted to apply for a job, but this time it was finally not unconventional. Although the avatar and
The online name is still a bit weird, but Zhang Zhiming still agreed to the friend application.
The avatar is a lotus flower with the four characters "Peace is Blessing" written on it. The online name "Yu Chunjiao" seems to be the real name. Then I click on the profile and look at the good guy. The profile says "old aunt, please don't harass me".
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"Well, I don't have to go to the job market anymore. I've even attracted older aunties."
Chapter completed!