Chapter 7 I can't breathe!

Sato Kazuma discovered that Kobayashi-senpai is generally very talkative.

Like tonight's sumptuous dinner.

Logically speaking, they only killed a giant frog and a crazy wild boar today, and the mission bounty they received could not afford tonight's expensive meal.

But Senior Xiaolin still treated me generously.

Even though she was obviously drunk, the idiot goddess started to perform banquet talents in the Adventurer's Guild Hall. Senior Kobayashi did not stop her loudly, but smiled and watched her laugh and make jokes with everyone.

Sato Kazuma symbolically shouted: "Hey——, Aqua, please pay attention to your image, aren't you "that"!"

"Which one is "that"?"

Aqua was so drunk that she didn't even know who she was.

Xiao Lin waved his hand: "Forget it, today is the first meeting of the team, let her go."

Now that Kobayashi-senpai said so, Sato Kazuma stopped speaking.

After that, the three of them returned to the hotel smoothly.

Xiao Lin decisively refused.

"What happened to the sudden surprise?"

After everyone in the team had eaten and drank enough, they went back to their homes.

"No, you can't drink."

"Well, I don't care."

"Because I'm afraid of being suffocated to death again."

"Senior Kobayashi!!!"

"On the one hand, my savings are almost exhausted, and on the other hand, I want to save money to buy a house."

Megumin was unhappy: "What do you mean, Aqua, Darkness and Kazuma are all fine, why don't you let me drink it? Are you deliberately treating me differently?!"

But Xiao Lin underneath her looked like she was being forced by the goddess. No matter what she said, no one would believe her.

Oops! The power is too small and ineffective!

Xiao Lin's face suddenly turned red.

Xiao Lin turned on the light again, and a faint light filled the whole room.

"Again?!"

He murmured: "Aqua, haven't you been satisfied by joking with the adventurers in the guild? You actually secretly attacked Xiaolin-senpai in the middle of the night. Are you really the pure goddess of water?!"

Huihui couldn't stand it any longer.

Sato Kazuma yelled angrily and turned on the ceiling light in the room.

What happened today made Sato Kazuma realize deeply that no one in the team except Kobayashi-senpai is a reliable teammate.

Xiao Lin opened his eyes with blurred vision, stretched out his hand to the two of them, wanted to say something but failed to say it, and then suddenly dropped his right hand.

His eyes widened and his anger level increased.

Megumin was sent back by Darkness, while Kobayashi and the others returned to the hotel.

Kobayashi's pretending to be mysterious made Sato Kazuma feel anxious.

Xiao Lin secretly thought something was wrong.

But he is still very considerate and does not ask for details. Knowing how to advance and retreat to create highlight moments for others is one of his strengths.

Throwing the drunken goddess onto the bed, the two of them made the floor.

Then the hands holding Xiao Lin gradually tightened, and even the thighs were draped up, just like myself with the quilt between my legs at night.

It is true that she alone lowered the altitude of the team, but she had been deprived of nutrition since she was a child and could not make up for her own shortcomings.

To prevent her from going crazy, Sato Kazuma quickly said: "Don't be stupid, little loli, you are still underage. Do you want us to be arrested by the guards?"

The cold air blew through, and Aqua shivered.

In Axel... or in other words, the laws in this area are extremely strict. Selling or tricking minors into drinking alcohol is strictly prohibited. Otherwise, they will be arrested or sentenced to prison terms.

"It's not what you think!"

The two quarreled again.

"That being said, it's true."

At first glance, this guy just made an excuse because he thought it was troublesome. If there was a chance, he would be punished by carrying a giant frog.

You said you enjoy being held in the arms of a beautiful girl with a perfect temperament and figure?

"Then how should we explain what happened yesterday?"

“It’s so cold~~~”

And if you want to catch up, you need to use external force, such as kneading, kneading, kneading, etc., of course, these are all things later.

The target is Aqua, whose intelligence is equal to that of the Monkey King. No matter how self-destructive he is, he will never fall in love with an idiot, let alone attack her!

After being taught a lesson, Megumin stopped.

The bounty collected from the subjugation mission cannot even cover tonight's meal, and buying a house is even more out of reach.

"Saving money to buy a house? Why?"

Of course Aqua would not admit it.

Eating and living together, sharing blessings and hardships, and a very adventurous atmosphere. Sato Kazuma also longed for this kind of life.

Although he didn't object, he was still a little worried. "Although the idea is very good, five people will need to buy a big house to live together. It may not be possible in a short time."

Because he saw Aqua in pajamas riding on Kobayashi-senpai's body, while Kobayashi-senpai's cheeks were red and disheveled and he was panting heavily, his eyes suddenly widened in disbelief.

He died unexpectedly due to an accident last time, and if he was involved in a chest murder case again this time, how could he have the dignity to call himself the leader of the team and not be ridiculed by them?

Xiaolin looked confident.

——Freeze!

The effect is that it can blow out a wisp of freezing cold wind. It is very practical but not very lethal. It can be regarded as a primary magic suitable for teasing people.

It was embarrassing enough to be breast-slapped by an idiot goddess, but what was even more embarrassing was to be breast-slapped twice, so in order to avoid it happening again, he took the initiative to give up his bed to Aqua.

"——It's so cold!!!"

Turn off the lights again and fall asleep.

"Why didn't Senior Xiaolin sleep on the bed?"

No, I need to teach her a lesson!

Thinking of this, Xiao Lin took advantage of the fact that he still had breath, wrapped his index finger around the back of her neck and used primary magic.

Sato Kazuma then said: "Then why don't we rent another room? We can't keep it full today, right?"

At this moment, his breath was being strangled. If this continues, you can predict what will happen to him.

"Let me keep this a secret for now."

By the way, in another world, the legal requirement is to reach adulthood at the age of 14, but Megumin is still a few months short of that.

The whole process was silky smooth, and Sato Kazuma didn't even react until he turned off the lights and went to sleep.

Sato Kazuma, who was walking in front, didn't see Kobayashi's malicious smile behind him, but he still felt an inexplicable cold air blowing from behind, and he couldn't help but shudder.

"Hey, stupid goddess, why are you so crazy if you don't sleep in the middle of the night?"

"Xiao Lin, I also want to drink bubble wine."

Suddenly, he sat up from the floor and shouted: "No! It shouldn't be like this!"

Megumin saw Aqua drinking so generously that she wanted to try it too.

"Little, little lolita...you actually called me little lolita."

During this period, Kazuma Sato asked Kobayashi to work as a coolie on the grounds that he was too weak to carry the goddess.

"You seem quite proud?!"

He immediately increased the power of his magic, but at the same time, the frozen Aqua also increased the strength of her hug.

"I drank too much yesterday! Of course, I drank too much today! So that's it!"

"You see, we are a team after all. It would be troublesome to live in hotels separately. If our team lives together, we can save a lot of money on hotel stays and at the same time shorten the distance between us.

Establishing a deeper relationship kills two birds with one stone, doesn’t it?”

Is Aqua unable to withstand the power of magic and wakes up from her sleep first, or does Kobayashi run out of oxygen and die? Who can survive to the end?

Just when Xiaolin had a premonition that he was about to meet Eris, Aqua finally reacted.

How can it be!
To be continued...