34, dead or alive
"Damn it, why can't you do it? You could pass it in one try last time!"
In a certain indescribably beautiful little villa in the Nanshan Resort in Zhongzhou in the 21st century, there was a gray-headed and face-faced guy who couldn't tell whether he was a human or a ghost. He kept patting a mirror in his hand and looked like
Anyone who has seen a very similar small object can recognize that it is none other than the time travel device that Zhang Hao first successfully invented three months ago!
Since that object is a time travel device, could it be that the person who is playing with it is the rich second generation Zhang Hao?
That's right, it's that kid. Don't wonder why he makes himself look sharper than Brother Sharp. Anyone else would be just like him, or even worse than him! This whole nest is in this room.
One month later, you say he is still fine!
"Haha, it's done, it's finally done! Sissi, I'm here to find you! You provoked me twenty years ago. Even if you go to an era where you can't even be an ant, I, Zhang Hao, will kill you."
Catch me back! I thought I could get rid of me by turning off the time travel device. What a dream! I have been tortured by you for twenty years and I want to just leave like this. Even if you agree, I won’t agree!
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Huh? This person with this arrogant face and his eyes bursting with infinite cruelty is the same Zhang Hao who used to be beaten by Liu Qianqian at every turn. I really can’t tell!
In just less than three months, he has made himself so stunned that he is willing to give way to bean sprouts! I really don’t understand how the family environment of a rich second generation like him can be better than those who are ten years old.
A beggar who eats less than a tael of meat a year is still thinner! Uh, that's wrong, beggars nowadays are fatter. They work as beggars during the day and go to the bar to have sex with girls at night!
Putting it this way, it's not surprising that Zhang Hao is thinner than him! It's just that this guy has lost his temper. He used coaxing, deception and temptation to finally give away the female plague goddess in his mind.
It had only been less than three months since he left, so why did he have to chase after him? What is the situation now? Could it be that this kid has a tendency to be abused?
"Ouch! What is it? Huh? It's still soft and seems to have warmth? Wow! Man? I'm so damn obedient, buttocks first landed on the ground, and there are people who volunteered to be our meat pads!"
Before Zhang Hao could finish his sentence, he heard the so-called person under his butt who was barely able to breathe come out with a grunt.
Zhang Hao was so frightened that he quickly jumped away from his body and pulled away from the flesh pad as if he was afraid of being contaminated by germs!
"Are you dead or alive? Tell us out loud!"
As soon as Zhang Hao said this sentence, he suddenly realized that he had made a logical mistake. If this person was dead, how could he tell him out loud? If this person was alive, he would definitely have only one and a half breaths left in three breaths.
There are still those who are breathless and want to worship Mr. Yan at any time!
"Yes! Seeing that you are so willing to be my meat pad, I will suffer a loss today. Who are you? Why are you such a good person and come here to be my meat pad?"
Bah! If this person who is crawling underground and breathing in and out can still react, then I think his first reaction will definitely be to give this ungrateful person a slap in the face, plus a slap in the face to the shameless Zhang Hao.
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It was obvious that he fell from the sky and crushed the scholar who was walking on the mountain path at a normal speed until he was in this half-dead state. However, he still had a shy face and asked why he was willing to be a meat pad!
Have you ever seen someone so shameless? Never seen someone as shameless as him? Haha! He has been fighting with that Liu Qianqian for many years, and no matter how thin his skin is, he can still be used as a city wall!
"Xiao, Xiaosheng's surname is Chen! Nai, Nai is a candidate for the scientific examination in Beijing! Please, brother, please go to the woods two miles ahead and tell a woman waiting there to invite her, please her..."
Zhang Hao looked at the man in front of him who couldn't take a breath, who might go to see Yan Jun at any time, and who had serious language difficulties. He was so anxious that he was no different from the guy who climbed the tree!
"Invite her to come over and see you for the last time! I'm going right now. This is a reward for your willingness to be a meat pad. You can save your last breath and wait for us to come back!"
As soon as Zhang Hao finished speaking, without waiting for the reaction of the dying man, he let go of his two feet and ran in the direction he said.
"No, no, yes, please forget me!"
It's a pity that Zhang Hao can no longer hear this sentence, because when the man named Chen said it, Zhang Hao had already shot it like an arrow from the bow string, almost two miles away! In other words, what he said was
At that moment, Zhang Hao, who was sent to report the news, was almost at his destination!
"Mr. Chen..."
As Chen Lang's shouts of shouting for heaven and earth came from far and near, Zhang Hao's figure appeared in our sight again.
Don't get me wrong, this shout was not made by him, but by the woman who ran in front of him and was currently throwing herself at Chen Juzi, slapping and beating her.
Wow! It is said that all the women in ancient times have little feet with three-inch golden lotus. They walk as gracefully as the spring breeze blowing the weak willows. How come this girl runs so fast and furiously that she is even more yaksha than that Sun Erniang! She actually beat me out of nowhere.
The grown men of the 21st century have fallen half a mile behind!
This is so fucking nonsense! Zhang Hao couldn't imagine it even from looking horizontally or vertically, but those two little feet that were as big as his palms could actually run faster than those big feet that were three times as big.
Want to go faster? Strike! Chi Guoguo’s strike!
In the past, Liu Qianqian was hanging in front of him every day to attack his self-esteem as a man. But now that he has just come to this ghost place where he doesn't even know what dynasty he is, there is not even a woman with small feet running around! Why don't you call her Zhang?
Hao's manhood is three inches shorter!
"Chen Lang, wake up, wake up! Didn't you say you would take me away? Didn't you say you would take me to a happy life where I would not envy mandarin ducks or immortals? Then why are you lying down now?
Not moving here at all? Wuwu..."
The miserable sound of the woman sobbing deeply hit Zhang Hao's heart, which was not too soft. It would be such an inhumane thing to forget such a beautiful woman because she was sad and shed tears!
Forget it, just let yourself be a good person and do it to the end, sending it to the Buddha and to heaven!
"Um, eldest sister, er, girl, please collect your tears first. If you can send him to see a doctor as soon as possible, maybe what he promised you will still be possible!"
Doctor? Oh my God! The word "doctor" seems to have been called that since the Republic of China. Judging from her clothes, it was obviously before the Republic of China. In that era, she should be called a doctor!
"Uh, no, it's a doctor! I don't know where this place is. Are there any villages or towns nearby?"
Zhang Hao stared at the so-called girl in front of him with piercing eyes. Ever since he stood up and wiped away his tears, he kept looking and looking at the so-called girl! It was as if her face was written with the time, place, age and relationship between the characters.
Chapter completed!