I originally thought that "Your mother and I fell into the river" was the most difficult soul torture a woman could ask a man, but now it seems that question is relatively straightforward...

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"Brother Cat, their fried pork loin here is different from yours." Yang Mi asked Wang Xiaomao while eating a piece of soft fried pork loin.

"I passed the oil twice, the first time was cold frying until it was cooked, and the second time was hot frying until it was crispy. If I fry it all the way in one pot, the inside will be overcooked but the outside will not be crispy. That's what they do." Since I sat down in the private room,

Here, Yang Mi never stopped asking irrelevant questions, and Wang Xiaomao got used to it.

"Brother Cat, do you like soft fried tenderloin?"

"I prefer our Tianjin hotpot pork tenderloin, but since you are from Beijing and I want to practice my cooking skills, I will cook something that is not commonly cooked and will suit your taste."

Hearing what Wang Xiaomao said, Yang Mi smiled shyly and asked: "Then do you like this Dongpo Pork?"

"I like it." Wang Mao Mao thought that this was nothing to talk about, so he responded casually, "I like Dongpo's bones, but I just can't eat them."

"Do you like me?"

"Xi... let's eat quickly." Wang Mao Mao then understood Yang Mi's intention to ask about the dishes on the table, but a straight man like him was not willing to say such things. Besides, the two of them last night

It’s all “like that”, so what’s the point of asking this question?

Whether it makes sense depends on who it is. Women always complain about scumbags, but they are more likely to be deceived by scumbags who are good at sweet talking. But Yang Mi is not a little girl after all, and she knows that Wang Xiaomao doesn’t like to talk about this. She

He simply changed his approach and asked again: "Brother Cat, have you seen the waitress who served the food just now?"

"I didn't pay much attention."

"Hey, how could you not pay too much attention? They are serving us, we should look at them and nod. This is respect."

Virgos have very high demands on others, themselves, and everything. Wang Xiaomao and Yang Mi are both Virgos, so Yang Mi’s words did not offend Wang Xiaomao. He understood what Yang Mi said.

Yes, I agree. I feel that I was wrong for not looking at the waiter just now.

But while I felt something was wrong in my heart, Virgo people are also very face-conscious, so Wang Mao Mao said: "Well - actually I also took a look."

"Then do you think she is beautiful?"

"so so."

"Oh, Brother Cat, how can you judge a book by its cover?"

"I..." Wang Xiaomao just understood that Yang Mi, who is also a Virgo, has very high requirements for morality and self-cultivation, but this sign also unconsciously picks on the opposite sex and one's own external conditions, and he clearly remembers that

Yang Mi asked himself if the waiter was pretty, so how could he blame himself? He secretly sighed and said helplessly, "Actually, if you look closely, it's okay. She's quite pretty."

"Hmm?! You're my boyfriend, how can you think other women are beautiful? And you even 'look closely' at her?"

The piece of dongpo meat held in the chopsticks in Wang Mao's hand fell down gracefully. He thought he had just understood Yang Mi's intention, but found that he had just understood it at this time.

He thought to himself, how many circles did you go through before you said what you wanted to say? No wonder your urban construction in Beijing is a circle, and there is a circle. Where are these? You women are digging a trap.

What about us men, or are we digging a hole to make ourselves angry?

Wang Xiaomao originally thought that "Your mother and I fell into the river" was the most difficult soul torture a woman could ask a man. Emotional women are easy to understand in this regard. That question is relatively straightforward and should be regarded as the most basic. Women really

Soul torture - no matter how many secret sentries and how many ambushes, they can all be arranged properly.

Wang Xiaomao lit a cigarette and looked at Yang Mi, whose face was full of disappointment and grievance. Although he was not sure whether Yang Mi's expression was from the heart or pretending, he knew that he still had to explain after all, and the key was to let

Yang Mi understood a truth. He coughed a few times and said, "These two are together. What maintains the relationship is not the outside, or even the inside, but feelings.

There will always be times when people become old and lose their luster, and there may also be times when their morals are not so perfect, but if they can still stick to each other at this time, then that is called true love. This is what Lao Han told me, and I thought about it later.

Quite right.

Take your entertainment industry as an example. I don’t know much about it in the past few years, but in the early years I remember there was a female star who was quite beautiful and always presented herself as a pure and beautiful girl. But she actually cheated on her. She cheated on her.

Ordinarily I shouldn't praise her, but the man she cheated on looks like a pig's head. What a love! This also proves that the image of two people being together has nothing to do with it."

"Giggle, giggle... hahaha... hum hum hum... hehe..." Yang Mi was so amused by the little cat that she laughed out loud from an episode of Animal World. She said with difficulty, "Are you praising her?"

?"

"It's a joke, but it's true, so it's true. You women, don't always worry about men looking at this one or that one. It's useless. Wang Zuxian is such a beautiful woman, but her relationship may not be happy.

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Wang Xiaomao was finally dealt with. He wanted to eat quickly. After eating, he found an excuse to go to his teahouse. Who could bear this?

But within half a minute, Yang Mi started again.

"Brother Cat, I think you are very upright, with humor mixed with uprightness. You have a unique demeanor of a knight in the world, but you are not as serious as them, and you are also very talented. I like this about you."

Wang Xiaomao smiled at Yang Mi against his will. This time, he didn't answer Yang Mi's words at all. He said to himself, "Have you ever seen a knight in the world?"

He didn't answer. How could Yang Mi give up? She asked again: "Brother Cat, you are such a narrow-minded person. Just like when we were watching a movie just now, if a girl next to you asked you to help her unscrew the bottle cap,

Son, can you help?"

Wang Xiaomao is a bit slow emotionally, but he is very smart. Otherwise, how could he become the "think tank" that people like Lu Yuchi rely on? And he is also a Virgo, so he understands that Yang Mi is putting a high hat on himself first, so that he can be trusted by others.

You get yourself into a moral frame, and then you screw yourself up a lot.

Not only did he understand Yang Mi's "routine", but he also understood that it was useless to try to reason with women, because they naturally like to hear this kind of talk. Whether it is glib or sincere and simple, you have to say it to make them happy.

—Even if it’s to lie to them.

Once you understand, you will have countermeasures.

"Girl? Oh, yes, I remembered it when you said it. There was indeed a five-year-old girl sitting next to me. She seemed to be watching cartoons with her father. But if she asked me for help

, I definitely have to help too."
Chapter completed!