Chapter 39 Rule 2
As a host, for the sake of the effectiveness of the program, you should cooperate with being punished. This is also a rule. Since you have made fun of others, you naturally have to allow others to punish you.
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After another round of applause, Wang Xiaomao's originally serious face suddenly had a smile. He bowed to the audience and said, "I'm sorry, I talked about some topics that may have made everyone feel a little heavy."
.Okay, now that I have finished talking about the requirements for contestants, let me introduce the requirements for judges.
In fact, it corresponds to the requirements for the contestants. The judges should not ask the contestants for information other than their name, age, and place of origin before the performance begins. If you have any questions, try to wait until the judgment is given before talking. We will give you time.
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In addition, when the judges give the results, please do not draw long tones. It is normal to have entanglements and hesitations. You can think carefully before speaking. Once the results are announced, you must not draw long tones.
Of course, when this program is broadcast on TV or online in the future, we cannot interfere with how they will edit it. We will probably set aside advertising time, but we must not do this when recording.
The program definitely needs advertising, and this is understandable on TV and online. Our program also has many sponsors, and we will also insert advertisements into the program, just like the celebrity judges are all wearing old Meihua round-top cloth shoes.
Still holding our drinks in hand.
Okay, here are the rules. The three celebrity judges often participate in variety shows. They may be used to it and can't change it for a while. If you break the rules, we will have a small punishment. Once you break the rules, you will get a tomato or
egg."
Guo Xiaotie said with a smile: "Not to mention, the costumes provided by this show are not very good, but they are enough."
Wang Mao Mao also smiled and said: "You will know how to use it by then. Okay, now that I have explained the rules, do the judges have any questions or suggestions? You can ask them now."
"I have." Guo Xiaotie was very positive and said, "Looking at your so-called 'judge seat', it is really an ideal gathering place for melon-eating people. I guess you also want this feeling. Can you give it to us?"
Some melon seeds, radish, or watermelon?”
Wang Xiaomao nodded and said: "That's a good suggestion. That props teacher..."
"Don't be a 'props teacher', give us a watermelon as a prop? Can you really give us some?" Guo Xiaotie said.
"Don't worry, it must be true." After saying that, Wang Mao Mao shouted towards the stage again, "Bring me some more cattail fans. I think it would be great if they have cattail fans in their hands."
"It's really thoughtful." Guo Xiaotie said with a smile.
"Can I have some tea?" Huang Dajin interrupted.
"Eh? Aren't drinks given to you?" Wang Mao Mao asked.
Huang Dajin looked helplessly at the bottle of vinegar in his hand and asked: "Is this a drink? That program is sponsored by drinks, and the worst is mineral water. You are too cruel. How can you drink this vinegar?"
"What you are holding in your hand now is Tianjin Duliu Old Vinegar, which is one of China's three most famous traditional vinegars and is a specialty of Tianjin. It is as famous as Shanxi Mature Vinegar and Zhenjiang Rice Vinegar. During the Qianlong period, this was a tribute."
"Teacher Wang, no matter how much you 'tribute', he is still jealous." Huang Dajin looked innocent.
"Okay, since you don't want to, then please invite all the judges and appraisers to come to the stage, and we will move on to the next step." Wang Xiaomao said with a smile.
"What's the next link?" Huang Dajin asked as he walked towards the stage.
"You'll know soon." Wang Maomao and other judges came up to the stage, and said to me, "I just said, in fact, we also have product placement. Our advertising time, I believe the audience is not willing to change the channel. Why?
Because our advertisement involves the participation of judges. Let me ask first, who is willing to choose our unique vinegar? If not, we can also provide water."
"I do." Yang Mi looked at Wang Xiaomao and said in a soft and shy voice.
"What do you want?" Wang Xiaomao asked.
"I'm willing to be jealous...ah no, I'm willing to choose jealousy."
Huang Dajin looked at Yang Mi with disgust and said, "No wonder you two are spreading scandals. You are willing to do whatever Mr. Wang says. We Shandong people are upright, so I will choose water."
"Okay. You choose vinegar, you choose water." Wang Xiaomao asked the others, "Who else is willing to choose vinegar?"
Although Lu Yuchi read the plan, the link that Wang Xiaomao mentioned was not in the plan at all. He didn't know that Wang Xiaomao had only discussed it with Zhao on the phone last night when Wang Xiaomao was memorizing the script. But he knew Wang Xiaomao
Cat, there must be a "backup" in this so-called link. He would not simply choose vinegar or water, so he also chose vinegar.
Guo Xiaotie's eyes were darting around as he looked at Wangmao Mao. He smiled and said, "I'm from Tianjin. When I go back to my hometown, of course I support our Tianjin products. I choose vinegar."
Yang Guangguang patted Guo Xiaotie on the shoulder and said, "Jie is right. Tianjin people must support Tianjin's things. Besides, there was a man named Kou Zhun in the Song Dynasty who was jealous, so Jie can be regarded as chasing after the sages."
Their words made the title sponsor, Mr. Han, look embarrassed. He coughed a few times and said, "Actually, this is not a problem about the people there. I will choose water."
"I also choose water." Zeng Xiaobao just saw that everyone basically chose jealousy. He was embarrassed to speak, but now another person chose water, so he said it.
Wang Xiaomao nodded and said: "Okay, the last ones to choose jealousy are Mr. Yang, Mr. Lu, Guo Xiaotie, and Yang Mi. The ones to choose water are Mr. Han, Brother Zeng, and Da Jin. They are divided into two according to their choices.
Group, stand in two rows facing each other. Stay a little further away, we are going to put on the props."
Everyone stood in two rows facing each other as Wangmao Mao said. Then the props staff first set up a table and a few chairs, and then brought two bottles of vinegar and several bottles of mineral water.
Wang Xiaomao invited everyone to sit down, distributed vinegar and mineral water to everyone, and then shouted: "Here comes the dumplings!"
"dumpling?"
"Yes." Wang Xiaomao said to several judges, "Today is the first recording session of our program. Thank you very much. We specially prepared a meal of dumplings to comfort everyone. The person who just chose to be jealous is very simple.
, You don’t need me to teach you, right? Those who choose water will have to dip their dumplings in water to eat dumplings."
Now, Huang Dajin, Zeng Xiaobao and Mr. Han, who had just chosen the water, were left with embarrassment. Huang Dajin said to Wang Xiaomao: "You... you didn't say anything in advance."
"The rules of our show are that we can't tell you in advance what will happen next second. That's okay. Our dumplings are all stuffed with meat, dipped in water to dissolve the greasy."
"Mao Mao is really good at talking. He is a good host." Guo Xiaotie took over what Wang Mao Mao said and added, "You're also 'getting greasy'? It makes me sick to hear it."
As he spoke, several plates of steaming dumplings were served on the table, along with several side dishes.
Wang Xiaomao added: "In Tianjin, eating dumplings is the next best thing. The most important thing is the food."
Guo Xiaotie nodded and said: "That's right, dumplings, steamed buns, and noodles are all the same. We Tianjin people pay attention to vegetables. Even if you just mix some shredded tofu, you can't just eat these staple foods."
Huang Dajin took Guo Xiaotie's words and said, "Yes, Mr. Lu told me yesterday."
Wang Maomao said to the audience: "As I said just now, we will also have advertising time, and during this time, we hope that the viewers in front of the TV and on the Internet will not change the channel, so we chose this
One way. I estimate that viewers rarely see these celebrities and entrepreneurs eating, especially when some of them eat dumplings dipped in water.
If you are not interested in watching this, or you are just hungry, our program team has also prepared some dumplings for the audience.
Of course, there were hundreds of people here, not too many. Each person only had three or five, which was a little bit of our appreciation. The dumplings are not expensive. The key is that the dumplings are made by our backstage staff themselves. They are so delicious.
It’s a waste of time.”
Wang Xiaomao said that Yang Mi had already eaten two, and she asked: "Who made this stuffing?"
"Do you want to say it tastes good first?" Wang Mao Mao asked back.
"tasty."
"Then I can rest assured, the stuffing belongs to me." After that, Wang Maomao said to the camera again, "As for the audience friends in front of the TV and on the Internet, we really can't share it with you, you can take it
Pick up your phone and order takeout..."
While eating dumplings, Wang Maomao also invited Director Zhao, who also briefly spoke to the audience.
After eating the dumplings, Director Zhao said that he had calculated the time for the previously recorded content and found that it would be too long if used as an opening. However, he felt that the effect was very good and could not bear to choose, so he hoped that everyone would have more fun after eating the dumplings.
What, just make this into one issue.
What to play?
In the past few days of contact, everyone was familiar with each other. Huang Dajin had a lot of eggs thrown at him on the polygraph chair, and tried various torture instruments. In the end, the dumplings for dinner were eaten with water, so he decided to embarrass Wang Xiao.
cat.
Huang Dajin proposed that since the judges are going to be "interrogated", Wang Mao Mao, as the host and chief planner, should also be "interrogated".
Just now Wang Xiaomao teased so many people, and he will have to pay back sooner or later if he comes out to fool around. Everyone is in favor of Huang Dajin's proposal, even Yang Mi.
Although Wang Xiaomao is arrogant, as the host, he can and should cooperate with these things for the sake of the effect of the program. This is also the rule. He can tease others, and naturally allows others to "interrogate" him, all for the sake of the program.
Since Wang Xiaomao agreed, everyone was not polite and asked him to dress like several celebrity judges.
Except for Yang Mi who returned to Beijing last night, she has been with Wang Miao Mao these past few days. The weather in September is neither cold nor hot, and Wang Miao does not wear clothes that highlight her figure.
Although Wang Xiaomao is a "literary man", not all literati are weak. When Yang Mi saw Wang Xiaomao put on a hurdle vest, revealing his clear muscles, she blushed a little.
Wang Maomao sat on the polygraph chair and said "Come on". Everyone picked up the torture tools and prepared for "interrogation" with evil smiles on their faces.
"Is the scandal between you and Yang Mi true?"
"You also said it was a scandal. Since you think it is a scandal, you should know that the word scandal itself means it is false."
"Then will you like Yang Mi?"
"If you don't like it now, will it all happen in the future? Who can predict what will happen in the future..."
Wang Maomao has read poetry and literature, and has good cross talk skills. His use of language and words can easily deal with such problems. Moreover, he has tried this polygraph chair before and understands some rules.
and skills.
The lie detector chair does not depend on what the other party asks, but on the changes in one's own emotions when answering. In fact, his answers are irreconcilable, but they are reasonable, so the lie detector chair will naturally not show that he is lying.
After getting off the polygraph chair, Wang Mao Mao, as a scholar, is inevitably a bit bookish.
What is the mood?
Chapter completed!