You know that you should disclose it, or you have reached the point where you have to disclose it, but you may still feel that it is not necessary, or you may be embarrassed to say it directly...

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Guo Xiaotie continued what he had just said, and rushed to say a few more words to Wang Xiaomao to make the matter more concrete: "Oh, I just wanted to talk about your wife, but you're trying to do my job and say you don't have a wife?

Okay, then you say something in front of Yang Mi and Yang Mi’s parents, saying that you and Yang Mi didn’t date each other just to get married. You never thought about marrying Yang Mi one day, so you didn’t.

I want her to become your wife one day. If you say it, it will be considered wrong if I just said it."

"No, no, no... Senior brother, I... I was wrong. I have - a daughter-in-law, sitting there, not yet, but in the future - at least I hope she will be." Wang Mao Mao pretended to be embarrassed.

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"Hey! That's right!" Guo Xiaotie said with a proud face, "I wouldn't break the news to you earlier, but now that it's all said and done, let me tell the audience about you and Yang

How did we meet and fall in love? Let’s look forward to your future wedding.

Everyone knows that Xiaomao'er is a talented person from our Tianjin. Everyone can see his appearance. He is righteous and kind-hearted. This person is hard to choose. He is such a good person, but he is arrogant and arrogant. Everyone can see it.

It doesn't matter, but there is no one in Tianjin Wei who can match him, so the marriage is delayed.

Everyone is familiar with Yang Mi. He is an authentic Beijinger and grew up in a serious alley. Where did he live in the first place? I also forgot, was it the Seventh Hutong or the Nineth Hutong?"

"You're talking about the Bada Hutong, right?" Wang Mao Mao answered.

"Eh? Well! That's right!" Guo Xiaotie nodded as hard as he could.

"Did you grow up in a 'serious' alley?"

"Don't make fun of your girlfriend."

“Should I ‘take’ it, or should you ‘take it’?”

"Anyway, you can't find a partner in Tianjin. Yang Mi is also single. I know both of them, so I acted as a matchmaker and went to Bada Hutong..."

At this point, the cross talk that Wang Xiaomao adapted and talked with Guo Xiaotiehe has officially come to life.

In fact, this section is the traditional cross talk "The Red Event". In the past, the actor talked about the process and ceremony of the actor's parents from matchmaking to marriage. During the performance, many people looked for jokes in the part of the joke. After officially entering the life

He doesn't have much baggage, and he doesn't have a long paragraph to show off his skills. He usually makes jokes by telling red events, interspersed with rituals for white events, and making jokes.

It is obviously not easy to say such a paragraph. Personally, Wang Xiaomao feels that this paragraph is no longer suitable to be repeated after Young Horse Master Ma Zhiming performed it. If it is just that his skills cannot catch up with the senior masters, then it is because he has no ability and cannot handle it.

The critical times for this "life" are also different.

Because this joke talks about matchmaking and various wedding ceremonies in the past. Mr. Ma was born in the 1940s, just before liberation. His partner Huang Zumin was not a few years younger. He was born when New China was first founded.

, parents must get married earlier.

The two of them said that this section was first of all credible, and the audience could understand it to some extent. Although by the time they performed this section in the 1980s and 1990s, no one had held the kind of weddings that they had done in the past, but at that time they heard

They say that most cross talk audiences are in their twenties and thirties and still have a vague idea of ​​the past.

It’s difficult to talk about this paragraph now, let alone Wang Xiaomao, just like Guo Xiaotie and Yu Daqian. Yu Daqian was born in the late 1960s, so no matter how early his parents got married, it must have been in the 1960s, right?

It is impossible to hold such a wedding. Although the cross talk is all fake, this fakeness refers to the essence of the cross talk. It is not obvious that it is fake when people hear it. Moreover, the audience does not understand the rituals of that era.

It's fine as a popularization of past customs and rituals, but how to solve the problem of being fake at first glance? So even if there is no public relationship with Yang Mi today, Wang Xiaomao still feels that he should not talk about the wedding of the actor's parents that year, and still

Why don't we just praise the actors themselves?

In the 1950s and 1960s, when people abandoned past customs, it was impossible to have such a wedding. On the contrary, in the generation born in the 1980s, some people did pursue the traditional customs and rituals of the past. Let’s just say Wang Xiaomao

How can Mao Mao and Yang Mi’s future wedding be more believable?

Of course, in addition to considering the rationality and audibility of the cross talk itself, at least today, Wang Xiaomao adapted it this way more to publicize his relationship with Yang Mi.

In fact, just as Lu Yuchi judged, if Wang Xiaomao followed his own wishes, he really didn't think there was any need to make it public, but it had to be like this in the entertainment industry.

Wang Xiaomao felt that even though Yang Mi was a woman, she had some vanity to show off her love. Some men dared to let more people know to prove their sincerity towards women, but they wanted to be open to the public because they had developed it over many years in the entertainment industry.

Habit. Regardless of whether this habit is correct or not, since Yang Mi has such a wish, he should satisfy it.

But the method of satisfaction he originally thought of, although it was to help Lu Yuchi by the way, was more complicated than the public methods of other entertainment stars, but it was to deliberately ask the host to ask questions in the variety show, and he and Yang Mi responded. After all, in his

Deep down deep down, I still feel uncomfortable about this matter, and I don't think it's necessary to make it particularly complicated.

But after Lu Yuchi "mixed things up", Wang Maomao thought to simply make the matter more complicated. But this complexity is not to be more straightforward, more sensational, or more exaggerated, but to pursue indirectness.

There are many things that we know should be disclosed, or that have to be disclosed, but we may still feel that it is not necessary, or may be too embarrassed to say them directly, so Wang Mao Mao adapted this cross talk.

However, Wang Xiaomao is embarrassed to say it directly. Guo Xiaotie, who understands the entertainment industry better than him and understands today's cross talk audience better, understands that although Wang Xiaomao's use of cross talk to make public public is very clever, it should not be limited to this.

Crosstalk is all fake, so when several crosstalk actors perform on stage, whether they are arguing or even fighting, of course it is all fake, and it is all for the sake of performance. The audience should understand this truth, and

Wang Xiaomao and Guo Xiaotie are both famous cross talk actors, and they are even better at abiding by the rules, but some viewers take the cross talk content as real.

Well, in the cross talk just now, Wang Xiaomao behaved as if Guo Xiaotie had forced him to admit his relationship because of a dispute. Some viewers may also think that Wang Xiaomao might not have wanted to admit it. In this way, Wang Xiaomao also achieved the purpose of making his relationship public.

, but it may damage his real image.

So after talking about this cross talk with Wang Miaozi, Guo Xiaotie was not in a hurry to leave the stage, and deliberately said a few "gossips". In the gossip, he explained for Wangmao that Wang Miao and Yang Mi originally wanted to take this opportunity to make their relationship public...
Chapter completed!