Chapter 22: Complete!

"Chopping bamboo?"

"What does Xiao Jin do cutting bamboo?"

"I seem to have smelled the aroma of bamboo tube rice!"

That’s right, the material Xu Wen chose is bamboo!

First of all, normal bamboo is very suitable for making wood thorns in terms of thickness, and you don’t have to spend too much effort in this area.

Secondly, compared with other trees, bamboo is easier to cut down, so the speed of making wood thorns will be much faster!

"No, is this still a monkey?"

"Oh my god, isn't this too violent?"

"Let me ask everyone here, who can do it!"

As the camera kept getting closer, everyone was shocked by Xiao Jin's behavior again!

I saw that the little monkey was bare-handed and did not have any tools for cutting.

The whole monkey looks like a monkey-shaped wood chipper.

Every time a punch was struck, a piece of bamboo fell to the ground with a bang!

"This is too fierce!"

"It's over! What should I do if my son wants to learn monkey boxing again!"

Looking at Xiao Jin's heroic posture, everyone felt as if they were watching a science fiction movie.

"It should be almost done!"

After a while, Xu Wen stopped and looked around at the mess.

In five or six minutes, ten bamboos as thick as toilet water bottles were cut down!

"Why do I feel that the shocking thing is still behind me?"

"What do you mean upstairs?"

I have to say that these netizens’ guesses are still very accurate.

Immediately afterwards, Xiao Jin’s next behavior made everyone start to doubt life again!

You know, a piece of bamboo weighs almost thirteen kilograms.

Even if an adult is asked to move the whole bamboo tree, I am afraid that he can only move one bamboo at a time.

And Xiao Jin was like a strong man. After gathering twenty bamboos, he randomly found a piece of grass and vine and tied them up. It was like dragging a weightless small toy, step by step towards the river.

Go.

"Comrades, are you sure I'm awake now?"

"The series of people are worse than monkeys is happening again!"

"Professor Lu, how much can a one-year-old monkey carry?"

Julie also felt the same way, as if her life of these decades had been in vain.

"A one-year-old monkey is equivalent to three years of age for us humans."

"Everyone can imagine for themselves that when they were three years old, they could lift heavy things!"

After saying this, Lu Yu immediately turned off the microphone.

However, the camera showed his current expression very realistically in the live broadcast room.

"Professor Lu! Please close your mouth!"

“I have another emoticon!”

"Professor Lu, are you beginning to doubt the education you have received?"

"Hahaha! Seeing Professor Lu like this makes me feel relieved!"

"It turns out I'm not the only one who's inferior to a monkey!"

Although Xiao Jin is constantly refreshing his knowledge, it seems that when he was three years old, he was still playing with urine!

In fact, it is not an exaggeration for everyone to be able to perform like this!

With a height of less than half a meter, he was dragging twenty bamboos about three meters tall, and the total weight of Jiang Jin was more than three hundred kilograms.

If you think of it, you will be shocked.

The most important thing is that this little monkey is jumping around in front, looking very relaxed.

"call!"

After dragging the bamboo to the river, Xu Wen let out a long breath.

"Now we have to make the wooden spikes. It's best to finish them all before it gets dark!"

For Xu Wen, time is his most precious thing.

"I understand! Xiao Jin is not diverting water at all!"

After watching Xiao Jin continuously cut the bamboo into half-meter-long bamboo segments, Lu Yu shouted in the live broadcast room with some shock.

"Professor Lu, what do you mean?"

Julie couldn't understand Lu Yu's somewhat gloomy look.

"The goddess is right, Professor Lu, what do you mean?"

"That's right! Tell us quickly!"

"Let the shock be more intense!"

Following Julie's question, the audience in the live broadcast room also began to ask questions.

"This looks like a fucking trap!"

As a young professor, Lu Yu thinks that he is very qualified, but now he really can't resist the urge to swear!

"Trap? Is it a trap in my cognition?"

"Holy crap! Is Xiaojin still a monkey?"

"I don't even know how to make a trap!"

"Director team, please change the name quickly. Just call it Wilderness Survival! It's best to invite Mr. Bei over!"

"I suddenly felt that if Xiao Jin and I met, I might be killed instantly!"

Not only Lu Yu, but everyone in front of the screen seemed to have been criticized by Lei, feeling that they were burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.

If everyone showed their faces now, there would probably be tens of thousands of new emoticons sweeping the entire Internet!

While everyone continued to express their shocked feelings, Xu Wen had already finished processing all the bamboos!

Twenty bamboos were divided into a hundred bamboo segments, each segment was about fifty centimeters long.

Moreover, at the top of these bamboo sections, there is a very sharp arc!

If an animal really falls into this trap, I'm afraid it will really realize what it means to be pierced by a thousand arrows!

"Hiss! Why do I feel like goosebumps are rising all over my body!"

"Same as above! I feel a bit chilly too!"

"I'm a girl, and the hair on my legs has been shaved off!"

The sharp bamboo tips seemed to be alive at this time, leaving an indelible impression on everyone!

As the bamboo segments are inserted into the tunnel one by one, the entire trap is basically completed.

"Mom! My trypophobia!"

At the same time, countless viewers in the live broadcast room were sweating coldly as they looked at the densely packed bamboo tips.

If you fall in it yourself, the consequences...

When they thought of this, everyone felt that the muscles all over their body were tightened, and there was even a vague tingling sensation on their skin.

"Okay! Now all we have to do is decorate it and give it a layer of camouflage!"

This is the last step in making the trap. Although it seems very simple, it requires a lot of effort.

You must know that animals are very vigilant. Once there is a slight flaw in the disguise of this trap, it will immediately attract the attention of the sneak attacker.

Therefore, if you want the entire trap to truly work, you must carry out perfect disguise!

"Yes!"

After thinking for a moment, Xu Wen directly found a large number of banana leaves from nearby and covered the trap layer by layer.

Afterwards, a large amount of soil was excavated from the creek and covered on top of the banana leaves as if making chocolate crispy crust.

Immediately afterwards, some relatively dry sand became the third layer of camouflage for the entire trap.
Chapter completed!